Wait, the Splatoon characters are children?
Wait, the Splatoon characters are children?
Aiden Jackson
Nolan Morales
sexy children!
Cameron Gray
not all of them
Brandon Edwards
Teenagers, but yes
Thomas King
What part of "squidkids" are you having trouble comprehending?
Joseph Watson
No, they are squids.
Evan James
YOU'RE A KID NOW
Noah Thompson
I'll need to see some proof to make a decision about that hypothesis.
Christopher Turner
Splatoon 1 Inklings are 14
Splatoon 2 Inklings are 18 (Agent 4 is according to Marie, two years older than Agent 3, but Splatoon 2 is also set two years after Splatoon 1)
Tyler Hernandez
in canon. 14 or older
Austin Brown
Ah the peak age of fertility then
Brayden Evans
That's why they're so fuckable. They're prime breeding material
Owen Smith
sexy, sexy children
Josiah Hall
That's literally the body of a child. Sick pedo fuck. Post more
Tyler Reyes
That's actually 12-14. They're just barely old hags.
Jose Peterson
It's literally the body of a squid.
Carter Myers
So Pearl would be peak fertility then since she looks younger than most Inklings?
Owen Morris
Sometimes
And sometimes they are squids
Luis Carter
No she's a nasty looking little gremlin.
Brayden Martinez
So they are children
Grayson Parker
Pearl is 21
Elijah Powell
paedophilia is that way
Lincoln Johnson
You wouldn't
Nicholas Phillips
>No she's a nasty looking little gremlin.
Ethan Jones
idc i will coom anyways
Hudson Kelly
kek
but no seriously there aren’t that many faggots pedos, at least in the news
Luke Thompson
WOULD I
Angel Peterson
I would, several times
Elijah Thomas
SHE IS LITERALLY A CHILD, don’t you see thoses tits or hips? LOOKS LIKE A 3 YEARS OLD
Joseph Bailey
Look at that little goblin character
Connor James
actually this is the body of a child of their species
Logan King
Lincoln Rivera
Camden Long
You can tell, because they have no booty.
Kevin Hill
Children I would FUCK
Brayden Sanders
This is the type of body healthy men find sexually attractive
Ethan Cook
why the clothes then
Hunter Evans
do you think they all smell like imitation crab meat
Andrew Lopez
Nobody can.
Andrew Kelly
what's going on with those hips
Robert Garcia
splatoon 2's inkling aren't 18, a dude who shared the splatoon 2 artbook a while back disproved that
Landon Peterson
They’re getting ready to pop out a baby in 9 months
Justin Hernandez
>there are people that genuinely enjoy doing salmon run
Julian Campbell
They smell like piss and not in a good way
Jordan King
It's only shit when your teammates are shit which is almost always.
Camden Davis
they canonically smell like semen
Blake Powell
Bentley Parker
woomb
Mason Hughes
Coomb in her woomb
Hudson Watson
Isaac Scott
Whoever invented this specific type of shorts needs an award.
Nolan Watson
I want to be their chairs
Charles Barnes
Cooper Thomas
Watch out 8! He's gonna put that flag up your asshole!
Joshua Perez
All little girls should look like this
Luis James
>splatoon thread on Yas Forums
>it's just /ink/ 3.0
Gavin Stewart
>tfw collected the most eggs
>tfw died 3x more then the other players combined
Carson Adams
/ink/ is more horny about the idol characters than anything else
Nathaniel Thompson
Luis Sanchez
What causes the ink I'm their tentacles to come out?
Matthew Thompson
Squids love fashion, retard.
Camden Peterson
Kevin Cooper
Noah Scott
Race mixing with her and Marina!
Tyler Foster
Replace that jelly thing with my face and that’s where I want to spend the rest of my life
Cameron Parker
no they shouldn’t, what the fuck user do you want pedophiles percentage to raise?
David Moore
cute and innocent. very wholesome
Benjamin Morales
Sebastian Hall
stop shaming petites
Chase Ramirez
Josiah Stewart
Angel Clark
Owen Smith
Your attempts to make me coomy are succeeding but not fast enough
Jaxson Sanders
Kevin Foster
Is splatoon 2 still worth playing? I remember they removed some online features some time ago?