FINAL FANTASY VII: REMAKE

I'm literally bawling right now. This was supposed to be GOTY.

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>expecting quality from nu-SE
strike one
>giving an online review site's opinion any weight
strike two
>posting on Yas Forums
strike three

>Metacritic

>Barry waited 20 years for 8.7

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S FFXV 2.0
BLUNDER OF THE FUCKING DECADE

Yup, metacritic. Problem?

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Just wait until the user reviews start pouring in LOL

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Can someone redpill me on what happened? Did they retcon everything and added timetravel?

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Hahaha hahaha hahaha. Video gaming died in 2015 pal. The industry isn’t the same since that day. 80’s, 90’s, 2000’s, and early 10’s the real video game industry. Anything post 2015 the further out we go the less and less like a video game they are. There are a few exceptions like Nier automata and persona 5 and 5 royal but it’s like finding a needle in a haystack ahaha.

Modern game industry hates making games, hates the people making games, hates their devs, hates their lack of trillions of profits, and want to be like Konami peace out and make gambling casinos. But more importantly the modern game industry HATES you the consooomer.

Anyone expect a less than 1/3 part of a old game to score more? It's better than FFXV anyway

Barry disagrees

> 97 - FF6 - 15 reviews
> 92 - FF7
> 90 - FF8
> 94 - FF9
> 92 - FFX
> 94 - Cross
> 96 - Trigger
> 92 - Xenogears
> 86 - Tactics

>There are a few exceptions like persona 5 and 5 royal ahaha
lmao

People say this in the latter half of every decade.

It was actually true in 2007

>Hahaha hahaha hahaha. Video gaming died in 2015 pal. The industry isn’t the same since that day. 80’s, 90’s, 2000’s, and early 10’s the real video game industry. Anything post 2015 the further out we go the less and less like a video game they are. There are a few exceptions like Nier automata and persona 5 and 5 royal but it’s like finding a needle in a haystack ahaha.
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>Modern game industry hates making games, hates the people making games, hates their devs, hates their lack of trillions of profits, and want to be like Konami peace out and make gambling casinos. But more importantly the modern game industry HATES you the consooomer.

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Gaming isn't dead is just old companies that are burn out like Squnix doing this

Yup they are meta

Is it true the first episode doesn't even focus through the entirety of midgar? It's only half of it? I definitely don't remember the midgar sections being all that long. What are they doing with the pacing for this game?

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People who have the game claim that those 'spirit' things are some sort of time guardians, they prevent stuff from happening that isn't supposed to happen. Apparently the Seph you see in game is from the 'future', somehow he came back in time to try to trick cloud and co. into doing something to cause other events to happen, even though the party sees a particular vision 'of the future' by the time they leave Midgar. But you'll probably have to play yourself to develop your own theories but as it stands stuff seems to have changed.

One of the largest complaints about the original apparently is not being able to explore midgar even though it was such a large place. So they tried to go in depth with it for an entire episode devoted to it, even though near the end of the story you return. It should cover all of the first part of midgar since in the last trailer you see the party fighting Motorball which is (outside of an alleged new seph encounter) the last boss before you leave for the first time.

Basically most of the plot of Midgar is intact if tweaked for more characterization than a '97 game to fall in line with other materials. But these history nigga Whispers/Watchers of Fate keep appearing throughout the game to make sure characters die where they should and live where they shouldn't die, trying to keep the OG plot in order. Sephiroth, implied to be the post-AC one somehow, has hopped to the remake's alternate timeline and is literally trying to remake the storyline by altering its course and getting the ghosts to fuck off.

It doesn't retcon the original story, so much as it becomes a sideline timeline where shit goes off the rails at the very end of Midgar.

>But these history nigga Whispers/Watchers of Fate keep appearing throughout the game to make sure characters die where they should and live where they shouldn't die, trying to keep the OG plot in order. Sephiroth, implied to be the post-AC one somehow, has hopped to the remake's alternate timeline and is literally trying to remake the storyline by altering its course and getting the ghosts to fuck off.
None of that is true outside of cloaked spirits randomly attacking people.

Wait until users review it.

For once, a mass user review bomb would be appropriate.

I'm going to play and probably enjoy most of this game, user, but don't put yourself in flatout denial. Enemy descriptions and cutscene context spell it all out.

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Barry's Legion is patiently waiting

>I'm literally bawling right now. This was supposed to be GOTY.

>87, higher than any mainline ff in the past 10 years

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if a review bomb happens it would be because of pclets/switchlets crying

Or people bitching that its changing the story because...Nomura felt like it?

Or that Square lied to everyone about this being a faithful remake.

87 is a good score, shit poster-san

Barry doesn't like FF7Remake though?

>in the past 10 years
i like how you had to add that to your argument because even fucking FFX has a higher score than FF7R, fucking FFX

am i a fag if i buy this without having beat the original?

Idk

youtube.com/watch?v=jYjN22r55YU

Final Fantasy 10 is amazing, why would it not have a high score?

FFX is fine

You're a fag no matter what you do.

Because is not amazing is just a solid FF game.

FF X is good

well yea, everyone knows that ff has been garbage for ages now

aw thanks user

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Who are you trying to fool?

Fuck off, faggot

Show ass and Dick

isn't that you trying to pull the wool over other's eyes

X is kino tho.

I am a girl tho

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>automata gets 88
WOW GAME OF THE DECADE,JRPGS REINASSENCE
>final fantasy 7 remake geats an 88
blunder,shit

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tits or gtfo

you really want to see my ugly ass?

not me btw but i'd love to be a girl

We are at the point when I’m unsure who Barry is, what their goals are, and how they fit in all of this. So basically the average Nomura plot.

Post anything Tits, Feet, Midriff, Dick, Ass, Pussy.

>cloaked spirits randomly attacking people
WHOOPS CAREFUL AERITH YOU NEED TO BE ALIVE SO YOU GET FUCKING SHANKED LATER

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Hey look its the modern gamer. All the zoomers from other boards point and laugh at the loser.

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FF7 has paid reviews, Automata does not.

kek cope

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X was the true last final fantasy

Your right it was the last FFX. The last one where they cared about story and plot and gameplay. Everything else has been a fucking atrocity.

“Journalists” actually think this is clever

My fucking God this is horrible.

>stupid klutz stare

how many scenes are these faggot ghosts in? Why can't there be a "no ghosts" mode or something for people who just wanted an actual remake?

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"Journalists" are shitting all over this through gritted teeth even as they call the game a 90. SE paid off the reviews and they are STILL unable to get shills to say its good, which should tell you just how bad it really is.

this shit should not be over 75 MAX, just like FF13 and 15. Fucking FF bonus