Here's your mouse, bro

>Here's your mouse, bro

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>there are people who are genuinely afraid of spiders
They are 1/1000th even a midget's size and will run from a bouncing ball

>8 legged creature that walks like a living nightmare and is covered in hair
yeah no

but they scare me

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that's not a mouse, that's a spider

is there a term for mice like that with the little animal in it?

a buggy mouse

9 vaegniyas

Not disagreeing but there is a small percentage of people that live in close proximity to spiders with poisonous bites. Their small size might make them difficult to notice, which likely increases the chance of being bitten.

where's the scorpion version?

t.

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What's that murky yellowish fluid it's trapped in?

jungle juice

Amber, if you drop your mouse and it breaks he escapes.

can I have one with a dog or horse?

p sure that's cum

cum

The cum of a 400 pound man

resin

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Just like in Jurassic Park!

I live where black widows are and I'm not too worried about them
Recluses on the other hand

Net Surfer Mouse.

>if you could
Did a ESL wrote this?

It’s biological. Cute is cute, creepy is creepy. Spiders are creepy regardless of how you feel about them. They’re just fucking creepy. Their weird legs, eyes, hair, and mannerisms. The fuck is that motherfucker doing sitting in the corner of the room for days without moving? But as soon as you get close he awkwardly scurries away.

Snakes are an example of something that’s weird but not scaring. It’s weird because it just slides everywhere but not scaring because an autonomous garden hose isn’t dangerous.

no it was a spider didn't you see the picture

Why do you think spiders are native English speakers?

>Did a ESL wrote this?
Oh, the irony.

>lose at game
>get mad and throw your mouse
>spider gets loose

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Maybe he's a retarded Burger.

no one makes burgers out of spiders, retard

Imagine this big ass spider crawling on your lap while driving.

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>The fuck is that motherfucker doing sitting in the corner of the room for days without moving? But as soon as you get close he awkwardly scurries away.
Why are you talking about me?

People do make spider burgers. Guess not everybody can follow backlinks tho.

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the first mistake this person made was buying a mazda cuckover

it's a genetic memory carried from when spiders were bigger than us and were our predators. they can't control it, it's an irrational fear.

> The largest spider fossil ever is just two inches

How come? We've got giant sea scorpions, giant land scorpions, giant millipedes, giant dragonflies, giant ants and yet we haven't found any big spiders.

>it's a genetic memory carried from when spiders were bigger than us
>spiders were bigger than us
Excuse me

>creepy is creepy.
2 words:
Jumping Spider

Who would use a basement-tier mouse with a spider stuck in it

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the spider commentates your games and gives you tips on how to improve

THEY KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

>my psychotic fears are correct and your threat evaluation is wrong
Ok

>were
Just look this one

even babies have the ability to identify spiders and snakes as HIGH DANGER. it's genetically coded into humans. in fact if you're not scared of spiders you're lacking that self preservation side so you're probably gonna die from something stupid

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As a biological female, I would never touch a "man" who was afraid of spiders or insects or rodents.

Looks like an orb weaver, those things are pretty chill and even if it escapes its not that fast and they dont really bite, they have the strongest webs though.

In the wild this makes sense. When a spider you know is dead is inside of a modern piece of equipment and you’re still afraid it than you’re retarded.

as a biological male, i wouldn't want a roastie with zero selfpreservation instinct to carry my children in the first place

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Fast, scurrying things are scary
You're not a tough guy for not being afraid of being VENOM'd

this is what I hate about insects. They just fucking crawl into whatever tiny space they can.

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As a biological male with a fear of spiders, I get more pussy than I will ever need. Arachnophobia is not optional or curable. Fuck off.

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Dude, that's a blue board.

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Nigger I don't wanna be bitten by one of those freaks of nature.

Weirdly, jumping spiders are absolutely no deal for me. But with every other spider I would yeet the fuck away when in my room.

devoured by all the tiny spiders

That's the trend but its variable in every person

This. Most spiders aren't that bad. That said, I hate being touched by any crawling bug.

they never went extinct

even an elephant fears a mouse

How can it see with your hand over the top of it?

>Spiders are creepy regardless of how you feel about them. They’re just fucking creepy
what did you mean by this

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dumb esl

imagine being a fucking spider and winding up being put into a fucking mouse one day

I see jumping spiders irl fairly often. One time I leaned into it to marvel at its cuteness and the fucker jumped into my eye.

We're living with them.

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>mouse
clearly a spider

>being a slave to your instincts
While I find them a little spooky if they are close, I also recognize that most spiders are based and couldn't even hurt you if they tried.
I even used to have a bold jumping spider (Phidippus audax) that lived in my room for a while. I named her Clover and gave her fruit flies that got caught in traps.

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WTF??? IS THIS REAL?.

this shit looks fucking horrific they couldn't have ground that shit down I don't even eat lamb or cow in one piece some motherfucker just tossed a whole ass spider on a barbeque

>loom over a tiny creature
>surprised when it freaks the fuck out
you deserved that desu

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Naughty spiders get timeout in the cum mouse

No, but this is.

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Looks hella frickin epic.
A real shame they don't make effin amazeballs hardware like this anymore.

I leave tiny spiders alone, but try to capture the bigger ones to put them outside. Despite this, I'm still creeped the fuck out by them and afraid they're going to attack me when I'm trying to capture them. Fuckers are fast as fuck.

Is it my fault I expected that cute retard to have some self-preservation instinct?

he was afraid of giant

>spider with an ass the size of a tennis ball
FUCK THAT

This is some real cope hours. You think the people living in tribes and shit freaked out over a small spider crawling near them? No, you softie.

I've never even been afraid of snakes in the slightest. When I was young, finding them outside was always fun and I would pick them up. Sure, caution, but not fear.

If you freak out, you're a pussy

>spiders are posting on Yas Forums as we speak

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I often let spiders climb my hand, they just chill for a while and then just leave.

>"Dude, hand me over your controller."

awwwwww he's giving a kissy kiss :)