Play me

At least you aren't fucking LOL

why are mobas so much more addicting than other types of games? i have thousands of hours in league and dota and i don't know why i can't stop playing them

they are addicting because losing is so infuriating you feel relieved when you finally win
just like gambling but with 10 times the amount of chips

reinforcement and the actually-not-my-fault trick.

Reminder that if you ever feel useless, just remember that there's a language preference option in DotA.

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I don't find them very addicting (except maybe when just first learning) but I didn't get addicted to WoW either. When you first start it the amount of character variation and complexity is enticing. Once you get past learning all these mechanics it's pretty boring.
Also all the coronavirus bad players ruin every game into 30 minutes of stomp now

I'm already playing League and no reason to switch, mostly because I have no one to play with, runs slower than League, and queues took too much and it was full of leavers on early levels when I tried

but you can call people niggers

forced 50 % holds me down

For me?
8200 hours
Albeit only like 5000 or so matches

MOBAs have really high replayability due to the huge amount of variables there are because of characters, items and comps that come out of them, so every match feels mostly different, you can play 10 games and most of them will resolve in a different manner so it's nothing like playing the same level of a single player game or a deathmatch mode in a multiplayer game

That's the most logic explanation I've heard, same with auto chess and battle royales, just make a game mode that lasts 20 minutes or more and have lots of variables so the outcome varies a lot

it's too long to find a match compared to league also turn rate and high mana cost on abilities is boring so I play league

remove
>talents
>outposts
>neutral items
>refreshing glyph on t1 kill
>free tps
>free couriers
and really, just revert to a pre 6.80 patch and work from there
and then I will

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Early TIs were something special, I'll always have fond memories of going to 3, 4, and 5.

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Finished my first ranked games, it's pretty fun but I don't really sometimes know what to buy when I want to counter some crazy stuff my opponents are using

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I prefer hots. The objectives make it fun since it forces both teams to actually fight. I tried a couple games of smite but it was too boring to continue. The characters are cool but you literally just... lane.

>2 hard 4 me
Go back to LoL

it's still there

adapt or die

League is a trash game made by Chinese cock suckers.

Its literally league now though you fucking newfag nudotard nigger

>ranked roles
>indicators everywhere
>antitoxic matchmaking system
>rigid meta
>furry new heroes
yeah dota is totally not lol

>played DotA since warcraft 3
>know more about DotA than anyone else
>this LoLbaby trying to tell me that DotA2 is LoL now because it got too hard for him
Hard is the OPPOSITE of LoL, you fucking riotcuck.

>>ranked roles
Always existed, just now where's a visual
>>indicators everywhere
Literally just a UI element
>>antitoxic matchmaking system
You're thinking of LoL, retard.
>>rigid meta
Again, you're thinking of LoL.
>>furry new heroes
Void Spirit isn't a furry, nigger.

But that's a list of things that made the game easier.

>pretends it's easier because he wants it removed

>literally free shit
>not easier
?

>ranked roles always existed
thanks for exposing yourself as a 2016 tourist
>antitoxic matchmaking system
blog.dota2.com/2017/07/welcoming-new-players/
>rigid meta
don't remember when w33 discovered rod of atos viper and EVERYONE even 2k shitters spammed the build for free mmr?
>>>furry new heroes
>snapfire's mortimer
>pangolier
>dark willow
>Literally just a UI element
oh boy I forgot about dota+ who tells you how to level up and which items to buy teehee

>adds more complexity
>it's now easier because you said so and TOTALLY not because you can't handle it

>Today’s update also introduces a feature that matches new players against players with consistently high behavior scores. It is especially important for a new player to have a good social experience while they are first trying to learn the game. The matchmaking system will now ensure that new players will play with and against appropriately-skilled players that also have a track record of good behavior
if you are a good boy you gonna get matched with the 100 matches 41% winrate "razor looks like a cool support :DDD"
what the fuck valve was thinking

how does free courier add more complexity?

>won 3 games in a row as Chaos Knight yesterday
It helps that in two of those games the enemy was retarded but still

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this, I dropped the game after that fucking patch, srsly bad

too late for that

>thanks for exposing yourself as a 2016 tourist
Thanks for not quoting the whole thing so that I can point out your making a strawman to win your failed argument.
>blog.dota2.com/2017/07/welcoming-new-players/
Yeah, if you're a nice little basedboy you're going to get matched with all the shitty players and tank your winrate.
>don't remember when w33 discovered rod of atos viper and EVERYONE even 2k shitters spammed the build for free mmr?
Choice =/= Meta, I know it's hard for you to tell the difference given that you're a LoLbaby.
>snapfire's mortimer
It's a fucking MOUNT
>pangolier
1 HERO
>dark willow
NOTHING about her is "furry", you fucking LoLtard.
>oh boy I forgot about dota+ who tells you how to level up and which items to buy teehee
I wouldn't know because I fucking turned them off.
LoL General is that way >gives you more options than a mandatory courier purchase at the start of the game
Now fuck off.

How about I just quit

>it's been five years since I last touched DOTA2
>never once considered going back
It's just like LoL
It's just like Smite
It's just like HotS
It's just like HoN
It's just like Dawngate
DOTA2 is a stressful game that only gets worse as you go because people just get mad.

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i have no patience anymore, too many idiots

The lesser casual plebs in this game the better.

Bye bye, LoLbaby.

>gives you more options than a mandatory courier purchase at the start of the game
Like what?

Said the LoL tourists

>Yeah, if you're a nice little basedboy you're going to get matched with all the shitty players and tank your winrate.
>you need to act like an entitled retard to avoid tanking your winrate
epic game lads
wonder why it's dying to csgo

>he needs to be told what o buy
Back to LoL with you

Why does League live rent free inside dotards minds?

Answer the question

What are some good mobas outside of lol/dota/smite? I wish Paragon wasn't shitcanned.

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because lol is alive while dota barely had more player than pubg (which only chinks play, what a coincidence)

Literally anything under your starting gold, it's your choice, you have OPTIONS, you're not forced to buy a courier anymore.

>Choice =/= Meta
you can't be this retarded no fucking way

I was never forced to buy a courier though

MOBAs aren't good, they just make you stressed and hate yourself.
On top of that, the average match ranges from thirty minutes to an hour, and you're punished if you have to leave early.

Don't play these kinds of games, they're bad for you.

>Literally anything under your starting gold, it's your choice, you have OPTIONS
Why don't I get more starting gold then, for more OPTIONS?