AAAAAAAAHHHHH OH NO OH SHIT A GIANT FLESH-EATING GHOUL JUST FUCKING PITCHED A HUMAN SKULL AT ME...

AAAAAAAAHHHHH OH NO OH SHIT A GIANT FLESH-EATING GHOUL JUST FUCKING PITCHED A HUMAN SKULL AT ME, I'M GOING INSANE WITH FEAR, THE SMELL ALONE - oh hey is that clown playing a lute? Do classical gas!

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Dankest Dungeons 2 when? its been over a year since announcement then silence.

must be some sort of video game

It's weird, right? Absolutely no news.

Never. Enjoy the PvP patch, lol

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Is there a mod that fixes the turn system? I once entered a lvl 1 dungeon, I got the jump on the enemy because of high light. Thanks to that, the enemy team had TWO consecutive turns where they attacked a single character I had, who ended up dying. No game should have a situation where, on the lowest difficulty you are forced to just watch a character go from full hp to dead without being able to do absolutely anything.

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Should have uh....got gud....prepared better. Scrub!

unironically never.
they just announced a PvP expansion for 1, meaning they are in desperate need of money.
keep in mind the first game was financed with kickstarter money and the 4/5 guys making the game were pals and had ambitions, so regular payings weren't even necessary.

I swear I'm trying to find a way to enjoy this.
How the fuck? I have experience with game developing, this game should be ridiculously cheap to produce. There's barely any content, no cinematics whatsoever, no animations, very few songs, few voiced dialogues, a team of 2 people could code what's in the game due to the way they organized things. How?

>they just announced a free PvP expansion for 1, meaning they are in desperate need of money
welp

My favorite Vestal is a brothel addicted vampire with rabies.

Is this awesome?

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reddit: the game

Keep that torch lit. If its about to get doused or doused completely, the chance of you getting ambushed is higher. Vice versa if Light level is 75.

>bro just spam torches
Who asked for this shit? Who thinks this is fun?

>Ignore mechanic.
>NOOOOOOO I'm getting melted! Why can't I have an easy "I win" button all the time!

>just looked it up
>it's real
????????????????????????
How the fuck would this even work?

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>I think it's shit. FIX THIS!!!!

The game is called Darkest Dungeon. Not Brightest Dungeon Where Torches Are Not Needed.

ARE WE WALKING BACKWARDS?! HELP ME, I'M GOING INSANEEEE,NOT ANOTHER STEP NOOO

did that pvp update come out yet

The dlc is free retard.
It's free the other user is retarded.

Nope next month

Extremely poorly is how.

Imagine 4 jesters with crit trinkets and finale or any of the other broken shit you can think of.

CLOWN MAN HELP ME! YOU USELESS CLOWN.

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>dlc is free
then why the fuck even waste time developing it, when DD2 has complete changed gameplay?
they either delay the development of the main game on purpose for some reason or it's completely on hold as for now.
I mean we haven't even seen a SINGLE screenshot after 1 year.

>It's free the other user is retarded.
Yeah, that was my point.

I think this game has some of the greatest battle music I have ever heard
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I can't play without having 0 torch because of it

Watching the Hamlet burn while listening to this youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-WJUidpRU for the first time was quite an experience. I think it's one of the strongest moments in the game.

too true, but hearing squeling pigs for the first time had me shook

no torch runs used to be viable, and therefore got nerfed to the ground

Yeah but ambushing the enemy is precisely what caused them to get 2 full turns back to back. What is the point of it if it can screw you so fucking hard?

If you surprise the enemy you get one free turn and the next turn goes back to being based on speed rolls, it sounds like your party just had shit speed stats/rolls

That wasn't me, I have no problem with prep time or spamming torches. Hell I'd have no problem with modding the game to make the turn system more deterministic.
Impossible, I had two antiquarians and used the speed buff.

Say hello to your future top tier. She accepts gratuities of relics and speed boosting coins.

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>not a Profane Position 2 Vestal who is banned from the church basement for joining the flagellation nation

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How did you fail to kill at least one enemy in a surprise round?

Because I wasted my time with speed buffs, apparently they are useless.

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Well, it all still comes down to rolls, so they aren't great. Generally a speed buff is best placed on a fast char to guarantee they move first, not in a vain attempt to make crusader not move last. What was your party comp?

I made the antiquarians use the buffs on themselves.

Antiquarians are essentially a handicap you bring in return for mo money, they are absolute trash in combat and no party should have more than one

Oh boy. This is a hero who handicaps you in combat and should only be brought for trips with a specific purpose in mind, namely gold farming. It is absolutely abysmal in every other scenario.

If you got a free turn you should at least be able to either kill the biggest threat to your party before they get a turn or at least stun some guys.

Antiquarians are viable in fights you know will drag out because the dodge bonus turns every hero into a Houndmaster, and turns the Houndmaster into a godmode

>No antiquarian auntie that brings you antiques when she comes to visit

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>play the game again
>week 65
>ready to conquer the darkest dungeon
>click on it, pussy and alt+f4
Fuck me

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It's ok user, just face your fear

Doesn't change the fact that they aren't the slowest character, and their speed buff is supposedly high. On top of that it was an easy dungeon, as low of a challenge as possible. Yes I know it's a character that's supposed to gold farm and it's overall pretty weak, which is why I was doing an easy dungeon to begin with.
I did kill one of the 4 enemies, 3 are still enough to kill a character if all of them get 2 consecutive turns.

They were OP in riposte parties. Game is poorly designed and balanced.

But why bring 2, I don't believe the benefits stack? Also you still haven't revealed how bad the rest of your party was so we can laugh at it

*Nothing personal kid*

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>I don't believe the benefits stack?
I don't know what you believe, but the benefits do stack. Bringing more than 1 is asking for trouble tho, only viable if you bring a max lvl party and know what you're doing.

Because it's an easy dungeon, easy dungeons and speed buffs on a character that already had mid-high speed SHOULD be enough to avoid most attacks. Even if I had taken just one it wouldn't have made a single difference. I would still only be able to kill one of 4 enemies, they would still have all targeted a single character, they would still get 2 turns.

>Giant on 1st
>a spider on 2nd
>Skiver 3rd
>Virago 4th position
Come up with a better composition

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Just stun, bro

final is not that OP anymore

the gold cap bonus does stack, though if you are running 2 Antiquarians you better be packing Man-at-Arms and Highwayman too. Protect Me + Riposte is very good and can wipe whole encounters in a turn or two, but the drawback is you are at the mercy of Anti's small heal for most of the run. If you want to ring the most gold out of a short mission then its a viable strategy though its an all in offensive one.

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The spider?!

stun the giant, they have low stun resist

It was a long while ago, that's why I don't mention the rest of the party, hell I can't even remember if I had one or two antiquarians for sure, but I do remember I did had a MaA in the party.

Maybe it’s some kind of test for DD2 stuff?

I mean, that's not even my screenshoot.