*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
CALL HIM A RETARD, TIFA
*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
Lincoln Peterson
Angel Rogers
How does not calling him a retard affect the timeline?
Liam Thomas
Tifa won't get BLACKED now
James Clark
Ayden Wright
If Tifa didn't call him a retard he wouldn't have climbed as fast as he did.
David Morris
LMAO
Tyler Morales
SHOW HIM THE FAKE SPOILER SEPHIROTHHHH
WE WILL LET YOUUUUUUUU UUUUU
But not Hojo! Hojo isn't allowed to tell spoilers because I hate him!
Chase Richardson
"Hollow" theme song lyrics lyrics are about Cloud saving Aerith
I would be lost
drifting alone
floating up high
time after time
and there you'd be
shining brightly
your smiling face
to guide my way
Bloody and bruised
brought to my knees
when beaten down
when broken up
you would appear
reach out to me
heal every wound
and make me whole
was it all a dream?
will I never know?
foolish and blind
to everything
had I realized
had I thought it through
would you be here
in my embrace?
shine bright
once more
guide me
to you
smile bright
once more
this time
I will never let you go
with your every smile
hiding something more
dark mysteries
lurking beneath
but I was consumed
with this emptiness
this selfishness
this void to fill
hear me
once more
show me
your smile
this time
for sure
i'll save
the truth that is inside your tears
but i
i know
that you're
long gone
burn out
(?)
cruel world
howling and hollow
----
Daily reminder that this time, Sephiroth is gonna let Cloud act during those fateful 7 seconds
Ayden Carter
>sir, he says he doesn't want to take a crazy goofy snowboard ride a mere hour after a loved one has died
YOU GET HIM ON THAT SNOWBOARD, GLUE HIS LEGS TO IT IF NEEDS BE
Logan Phillips
SWOOOSH
SUCK DON CORNEO'S DICK CLOUD
Dominic Davis
>"Hollow" theme song lyrics lyrics are about Cloud saving Aerith
>but i
>i know
>that you're
>long gone
>burn out
>cruel world
>howling and hollow
lol ok
Camden Roberts
>burn out
>cruel world
Cloud's gonna fuck up the planet saving Aerith and she's gonna have to die to fix it again, screencap this post
Isaac Price
>How the fuck is Palmer not dead after that beating?
>Oh fuck he's making a run for it. START THAT TRUCK NOW!
Eli Roberts
No, what's gonna happen is they'll be reverting everything back to the original timeline at the end of the final game and Aerith will be accepting her death and saying goodbye to everyone.
Ayden Lee
So they just straight up copied Pratchett.
Logan Perez
SHOVE HIM INTO THAT GODDAMN BATHTUB AND DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE UNTIL HIS SPHINCTER IS SHAPED LIKE A HULA HOOP
Nicholas Morales
Is this your first day on the job, Frank? Dragonball Z Buu saga is down the hall.
Brody Phillips
Do it yourself.
Tyler Jackson
>NOOO HOJO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL CLOUD ABOUT HIS IDENTITY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT ON A BESTIALITY SHOW
John Foster
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ZAAAACK! SAVE ME!!!!
Thomas Stewart
Are history niggas the best thing to come out of this shitshow?
Leo Rogers
They literally padded out the game with a bunch of random FF7AC CGI lmao
Benjamin White
Ahaha did Nomura write this? It’s ripped straight out of KH.
Ian Clark
Time jannies are a reference to FFVII purists
Ayden Russell
Nojima and Toriyama are the writers.
Isaac Richardson
We know user, we know. Nomura couldn't be more obvious even if he tried.
Oliver Baker
saved
Ian Baker
what the fuck is going on
Julian Jackson
>nooo you can't be invested in a story and expect us to know why it worked so well! we have THREE remakes to sell!
John Myers
lmao holy shit
Evan Green
I think Cloud will die in Aerith's place and Zack will replace Cloud.
Grayson Harris
How the fuck are they literally going to add mystery niggas to this game?
Liam White
I'm predicting a scene where Zack does a second heroic sacrifice to unfuck the timeline/stop the bad future that somehow occurs from him surviving despite him being ludicrously strong.
Wyatt Scott
This is the best original content so far. The plotergeists are the dumbest thing for the story, but the shitposting they inspire almost makes it worth it.
Liam Ortiz
How will history niggas feel about Yuffie and Vincent? Their appearance in the original is not mandatory.
Juan Brown
Changebad G-ghosts! Bonie get my Sword!
Tyler Baker
We need a No Way Fag of Cloud and Jessie
Girl's thirsty as fuck
Henry Foster
There's tons of No Way Fags that should exist.
I'm still upset knowing no one's done Zero and Layer from MMX.
Jaxon Evans
Nathaniel Williams
Too popular to not show up. More importantly, cutscenes are too expensive to make versions with and without them.
Jacob Wright
How to completely ruin a joke 101
Carson Cooper
Heh
Samuel Diaz
Is Cloud a cuck?
Cooper Diaz
Does she live?
Mason Diaz
MYSTERY NIGGAS
Grayson Foster
HISTORY NIGGAS intervene when she throws a grenade at a chopper. the camera cuts back to cloud who is watching from a distance and you see an explosion, intentionally leaving it ambiguous.
Tyler Fisher
SWOOOOSH
MAKE CLOUD RETARDED AND SHOVE HIM IN THE CHAIR
KEEP SHOVING MAKO DOWN HIS THROAT UNTIL HIS BRAIN BOILS
Kayden Hall
While the ghost jannies are kind of shit in the main story, the meme potencial for them is astronomical. For that alone I want to shake Nomura's hand. Can't fucking wait to play this game.
Luis Anderson
Jesus.
Jaxson Davis
Time janitors aside, how is the gameplay? From videos it looked shallow and button mashy. Is there any depth?
Robert Richardson
Isaiah Smith
Looks terrible. Can you even jump in this game?
Jonathan Mitchell
We don't know yet.
So far we have a death scene but we had the same thing for Biggs and he's alive. I'm guessing yes, based on the trend.
Connor Brooks
>You literally can't avoid being attacked by the enemy, except like 1 move per moveset that's telegraphed and has a huge wind up
I guess it's like a JRPG, but it feels cheap when your game is designed to look / your movement is designed to resemble an input based action game where your positioning and inputs matter.
My only complaint. I don't mind the new story shit.
Jaxson Taylor
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOJO?
WHERE IS MY INTER-SPECIES RAPE TEASING?
Hudson Allen
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
YOU NOW REMEMBER THE ORPHANAGE
Caleb Hughes
NO DON'T TAKE ME TO THE BEACH PLEASE I DON"T WANT TO BE AROUND SEXY LADIES NOOO
Andrew Diaz
Biggs is shown to be alive in the orphanage at the end, Wedge's fate is ambiguous as the ghosts have him stuck in shinra tower. Jessie doesn't appear after the sector 7 plate falls.
Brayden King
UNBUTTON THE SHORTS YUFFIE
IF I SEE A BELT I WILL BEAT YOU WITH IT
Matthew Hernandez
Now we're talking
Luis Phillips
fucking kek
Carter Thompson
WOAAAAAAAAAAAH WAIT FOR SHADOW TO COME BACK TERRA
Ryan Allen
how come the time goasts dont tell Tifa to get rid of her underbra and thigh highs?
Colton Russell
>I loved Lucrecia and knew she felt something for me
>However when we decided to go away together these black ghosts came, picked her up, ripped off her panties and shoved her onto Hojo's lap
>they kept saying things like "IT IS CANON" and "SEPHIROTH MUST BE BORN" and "HAHA KEK"
>I could do nothing but watch
>now I must atone for my sin
William Johnson
>"Don't have to tell me twice."
Michael Long
did shadow really kill himself at the end or did I miss something?
being such a deadbeat dad you off yourself rather than go back to your kid after saving the world seemed odd
Christian Edwards
Reminds me of when Phantom Pain revealed Skullface was doing everything in MGS3
Caleb Cooper
Has the OST been leaked yet?
Jason Jenkins
It has an official release dude, you can go download it right now.
Joseph Campbell
that's hot
Camden Lewis
Yeah but how's the fucking gameplay? Nobody has mentioned it.
Samuel Moore
I really can't tell if all those ghost meme posts are SE shills or if they were made with memes in mind in the first place.
Brandon Jones
CLOUD WHERE ARE YOU GOING
YOU MUST RAID TIFA'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER
Connor Gonzalez
SWOOOOOOSH
>DID YOU MAKE CHECK TIFA'S PANTIES?
>YES THEY WERE WHITE
*GHOSTLY HOWLING*
>FLIP HER UPSIDE DOWN AND EXCHANGE THEM FOR PINK ONES
>MAKE SURE TO STRETCH THEM OUT THEY GOTTA BE STRETCHED OUT
>KEK
forgot this site still had word filters
man I hope that fat kiwi makes a good alternative before we grow too old to funpost
Justin Myers
nice
Joseph Morales
The threads are made by shills. Like "Time Ghost general" - nobody would post that shit on their own. A lot of posts in them are organic though. The concept is funny and lends itself to memes.
Thomas Perez
QUICK EVERYONE FORGIVE BEATRIX FOR GENOCIDE IT'S THE ONLY WAY
Leo Barnes
Basically, though I doubt Nomura copied it directly. A copy of a copy most likely.
Easton Murphy
>I might finally be able to save Mayuri!
>NOOOOOO!
Landon Hernandez
So Sephiroth is now Nomura's self-insert?