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i dont get it

Yeah because boobies hadn't been invented as of the middle ages and are thus, wholly unrealistic.

The problem is that it’s boobies and no ass

"Realistic middle ages setting"s had a lot more boobies than people might realize.

Asians have no ass, no boobs either but hey this is anime.

No! Give me Mercie wife!

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The bottom features 2 sorcerers and a stuck up aristocrat daughter.
Them having their boobies out makes sense for all 3 of them. The only thing you can hold against them is that magic wouldn't fly in a realistic setting and thus two out of the three wouldn't qualify.

Every single time I see that loading screen, the guy on the left makes me think of Martok.

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Realism is for hacks that aren't creative yet pump out shit that's just as unrealistic as the shit they rail against.

Watch more JAV
The degenerate kind with MILFs

>boobies didnt exist in the middle ages

Neither did underground cults of dubstep-blasting mole people with nuke silos, but hey, who's trying to be realistic here?

Tell me Martok, if your Empire is so great why are there no good Klingon games?

Because video games are without honor!

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I like both

You don't know that

I agree with your sentiment OP, but

>M&B
>realistic

I watched lindy and skellagrim and have now become a genius over all fictional media.

>Neither did underground cults of dubstep-blasting mole people with nuke silos
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The haha boobies game probably works and isn't Early Access trash.

Yeah but not shitty anime baloontits

Medieval times may not have had push-up bras, but they still had the push-up part. And it was widely used.

Again, we're talking about anime tits which are most of the time garbage

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>realistic middle ages setting
friendly reminder that there's a name that writes avoid because it breaks normies immersion or whatever
even though it was an actual name at the times

Real life had bombastic tits too buddy. Among the aristocrats anyway.

I'm talking about how anime tiddies are garbage and are often balloons made out of Jell-O

What name are you thinking of?

>big breasts only exist in anime
You are udderly retarded.

There is nothing wrong with Three Houses's tits though.

I would 100% play Bannerlord with Haha booby mod

I'm confused, can't you burgers like both? Is it that hard to like sex and violence at the same time?

Not what I said, idiot.

Dunno about that, I never played it.
I only heard some people getting upset about the MC getting into Smash

Why not both?

>Dunno about that, I never played it.
The pictures in the op are from it.

You can't have a boner while you are out killing things.

Watch me

realism is boring if it was realistic middle ages shit you'd be sitting in some ditch eating a potato hoping you dont die from a disease.

>tfw he fell for the everyone died at 25 meme

Was boobs bad in America? You guys invented the dirt mags and porn vids.

>Potato
>Middle age
Retard

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You're thinking of tomato. Potatoes are old-world veg.

Bannerlord is super lewd though. Just go look up Rhegea or some peasant lady

Women didn't exist in medieval times

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lad...

Did I get things mixed up again?

From the wikipedia page on the history of the potato
>It arrived in Europe sometime before the end of the 16th century by two different ports of entry: the first in Spain around 1570, and the second via the British Isles between 1588 and 1593.
It comes from the americas

OP is a faggot, and an American.

AHHHHHHHHH FUCK I GOT THEM MIXED UP AGAIN!

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Tomatoes also came from the Americas.

No fucking way.
Why are they on pizza if they come from America?

>The tomato is native to western South America.[26] Wild versions were the size of peas.[26] The Spanish first introduced tomatoes to Europe, where they became used in Spanish and Italian food.

Alt least tobacco is asian

Damn Hilda, you slut!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Am I allowed to sue my school system for being shitty?

The Italians were one of the first to adopt tomatoes into their cuisine when the Spanish brought them back.

Are you American?
Then you should

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>bannerlord
>realistic
lmao

No, I'm Plutonium.
Yes, I am, and I'm ashamed I've gotten into a professional field without knowing this shit.

Big slut

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Do they they teach you wrong on purpose as a joke?
Or are your basic education teachers that fucking retarded?

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>REALISM GOOD
>BOOBIE BIG
>BOOBIE UNREALISTIC
>BOOBIE BAD
Fuck user
I thought we had that discussion already.
Realism is not a virtue.

Tits are basically a mindwiping machine and should be illegal in warfare.

>realistic middle ages setting
>almost everyone is gay/tranny/black
>women in combat

Being a coom addicted simp is disgusting.

In all fairness to my educational system, we never actually went over Old and New World vegetables. I just thought that one or the other of tomato/potato was an Old World vegetable and the other was a New World vegetable.
Yes, I'm aware that a tomato is botanically a fruit, but in terms of food it's considered a vegetable. I just blame my educational system because we never went over stuff like that. We did touch on, for about five seconds, stuff like the Irish potato famine and how it made a bunch of Irish people come over here. I think that's why I figured it was potatoes that were Old World and tomatoes that were New World.
On the bright side, think of all the new things that I learn each day. Most of it that I was wrong about old stuff, but hey, silver linings and all.

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Make me a sandwich, wench.

This shithole is truly a magical place isn't it?
I'm a Spaniard, so the exploration of the new world and what we brought back is a big part of our history

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be honest, you'd suck the cock she starts cranking too

Every single one of bannerlords loadings screens has guys looking at you like they've just found you masturbating in public

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Why do they all look the same?

It's fascinating how many modern cuisines in Europe, Asia and Africa are built around stuff like peppers, tomatoes, etc. Ancient Roman food looked like shit.

Also don't feel too bad for not knowing about potatoes, I'm European and have had arguments with Italians who insisted tomatoes were native to their country.

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I guarantee the guys in the top would like the world depicted in the bottom for the ass n tiddys

Crazy how where you live or were born determines what you learn.

The actual plot of FE Three Houses

I live in Sweden, we didn't have much to do with the new world. But even we were thought that potato comes from the new world

It's accurate to the game.

I would play anime version of M&B, NGL.

>realistic

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Yep, definitely can't resist.