Final Famtasy VII Remake review thread

Oh shit, is that from the remake? Where the hell did Reeve get such a realistically moving mechanical cat anyway

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despite what they say, Yas Forums lives for review scores.

this seems to be accurate
except i expect modern squeenix / ff fans to push back and say IT'S GREAT NO ONE WANTED A 1:1 REMAKE ANYWAY despite that's what people were literally asking for

correctamundo

My humble opinion(havent beaten yet, but so far)
>Forced ladders, invisible walls on edges you could drop off)
>Aerial combat is awful, again jump option could have made it better
>NPC lipsync is awful, looks like handtracked from ps2 era
>Texture issues - long time to load in enviromental textures, twnds to ruin image in cutscenes, since they are not prerendered, but in engine
Besides that I have no complaints. Most likely high 80's
>16h, Ch.9 atm

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why would you want a 1:1 remake when you can just play the original

They won't be able to talk about the twists because they're a spoiler

Instead they'll just make loaded comparisons to 13-2 and talk up how they finally made 15's combat feel good, up to and including mocking the sop for the turn-based purists

It's going to get mass rave reviews because hardly any journos will have played the original and will think this is just how the plot goes. The few that have played the original will sheepishly suck SE's dick anyway because they don't want to go against the crowd, or because they are genuinely so stupid that they actually enjoy the new plot because "bro theres a huge epic battle with sephiroth where he has the wing and everything AAAAAAA I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT"

High 80's low 90's.

Very faithful to the original. 10/10

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How many times have the history niggas showed up in the plot so far?

Why would you want something completely different when you could just play a different game?

What's wrong with their faces. Fucking expressionless voodoo dolls

Timed exclusive until April 2021
This. God of War reboot meltdown was amazing. Too bad I cant find any archived threads from back then

its not completely different though

consoles are fucking cancer

Making a prediction right now, journos are going to push the narrative that the remake is the superior version and if you don't like the new plot then you're just a pissbaby stuck in the past who can't deal with change. They will all say this and repeat it over and over in their reviews and on twitter to try and make that the general consensus so that anyone who speaks badly of the changes gets immediately dogpiled and made fun of, until people are too afraid to openly criticize the game.

>expressionless

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These big ass games wouldn't exist without consoles, autist

the only time you don't see them is in the sidequests I think.

I think 3 times so far

Ow wow, she closed her eyes.

See you on April 10th.

already played it

>lying on the internet

Does it have dual audio? Also is there difficult side content / bosses as most FF games have had?

because getting an early copy of this game is so hard

Yuropoors and down under cunts got it early

>he thinks anons don't have copies yet
not him but you're a fucking retard

>he doesn't have the australian early game privilege

lol games been out for days, sucks being you

My brother secured an early copy from a friend working at a vidya store.

92

>Literally everything about the game has changed except for the names of locations and characters
>I-it's not entirely different, I've played it and my dad works for Nintendo!

Lies, anons. Lies.

What's really funny is that he performed that action using a controller instead of falling to his knees in person.

stop deflecting that's not why we think you're a big gay retard

Games been out for week in some places. Got it last friday in uk
Not sure about dual audio, i think there was, or maybe im mistaking with royale which I also played over weekend. Summons can be fought, entertaining. Have also had few mini bosses in side quests, had fun with them. Main bosses are excellent so far. Heard endgame has solid challenge

Holy shit kek

If you don't like the remake you're racist is what they'll probably say

normies and zoomers will love it

10/10
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>spic shit
Ok, Carlos

Unreal such thing happens.

>Most "journalists" probably never played the original
50bucks that at least 10 reviews are going to open on the lines of "Final Fantasy VII was one of the first JRPGS I played that changed my life, and FF7R was the fresh coat of paint on an already classic"

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Most journalists don't finish the games they review so they won't even see the ending to be able to comment on it.

>Give free game faster than AUS
10/10 WOOOOOOO

>Some aspects of the endgame could be better
>Side missions do not innovate, being typical of the genre

These are the only downsides to the game.

I don't really care about the scores I just wanna hear how long it took them to beat and how much side content they did.

Does it have performance mode for PS4Pro?

29+ hrs. Side content mostly is bad quest.

>35 hours length
Yeah, they didn't finish it.

What level are people around when beating it?

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Literal autist.

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Look at those hipster boots