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fuck this shit
I'm reminded that the first mentions of the remake literally time-travelling and "remaking" FF7 were from a Clerith shipping blog.
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
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seph seph seph seph
TO FUCK THE FINAL FANTASY SERIES IN THE ASS
HE'D RATHER HAVE
TIME TRAVEL PLOTS
THAN A WELL-THOUGHT OUT STORYLINE
HE'D RATHER TELL
THOSE GAIJIN ASSHOLES
THAT BELTS AND ZIPPERS MEAN GOOD CHARACTER DESIGN
HE'S THE WORST AME DEVELOPER YOU'VE EVER SEEN
HE'LL MAKE YOU MISS FINAL FANTASY THIRTEEN
HE'LL SWING AROUND HIS TINY ASIAN PEEN
HE'S nomura
how'd i do
8/10
Samurai Wack
>ghosts force sephiroth into a big paper-mache body for the safer-sephiroth fight
>time jannies
clean it up why dontcha
So I just learned of all this nonsense. Is it really true they retconned the whole story? I was looking forward to FF7R, but now im not even sure I want it anymore. I liked the demo. Why couldnt they just do that but with the plot of the original game? Makes absolutely no sense. Im kinda pissed off. So whats this new plot about now?
It's both, FF7R derails the original story just before leaving Midgar. The original FF7's events are treated as canonical, the Whispers are trying to keep things on the canon order-of-events and Red XIII says unambiguously that the game will proceed normally if they lose to the Whispers.
We dunno what the new plot is, past Disc 1 it's basically a blank slate, though some bits like Cloud learning he wasn't a SOLDIER have either come earlier or came dangerously close to coming earlier to give the ghosts a reason to show up. The chase for Sephiroth is still on because he wants to change the timeline in some way and he knows more about the plot-ghosts than Cloud and co. do.
>Another nintranny thread mad that the GOTY is on a Sony console
Do you ever get tired of being btfo? I can do it again if you like.
Remake time traveler Sephiroth
-He asks Cloud to lend his strength so together they can defy destiny but Cloud refuses and the two fight with Sephiroth defeating Cloud. However, Sephiroth spares Cloud, saying that he has 7 seconds left before the end. He leaves as Cloud is sent back to Midgar.
Original Sephiroth
-m.youtube.com
-FMV of Aerith's death. From :15 to :22 it took Sephiroth 7 seconds to impale Aerith.
Time Ghosts awaken.
FUCK
TIME
JANNIES
Aerith is a time traveler too.
YOU DON’T MESS WITH TIME! MOTHER FUCKER!
No it isnt retarnow fuck off
So what the fuck is all this time travel shit about? Why did they fuck with everything so much? Watch this be an excuse to cut content later- "lol well Sephiroth knew you were gonna go here so he just nuked that place and now it doesn't exist anymore haha"
Not if time ghosts stop him first.
lol
Most likely it's to setup Tifa or Cloud dying instead of Aeris for "what a twist" bullshit
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
>since the plot is different we don't need to show the parts that are the same now
>so let's skip ahead to meteor being summoned and go back to midgar!
Sephiroth is gone, it was Xehanort all along!
Damn, I think that's the most probably outcome here. Bravo
>Most likely it's to setup Tifa or Cloud dying instead of Aeris for "what a twist" bullshit
I will fucking riot and go down to Japan to personally punch Nomura in the face if that happens. The Cloud-Tifa dynamic was so sweet and wholesome.
WAIT WHAT? Meteor is already summoned?? What the fuck is going on in this game
Its april 10, 2021. I can't wait to install FFVII remake in my PC.
Oh boy its almost one year since that day...no, not the release of FFVII remake, but something else. Something sinister and sad, related to this game...Australia did take a hard one that day.
This game, man. It recieved universal acclaim. GOTY 2020, there was no contest. Gameplay, music, story, you name it.
Everyone loved it, except one person. It is so sad to remember that fateful day. Australia really took a hard one that day...
That person just couldnt accept it. FFVII was a complete success. Aerith vs Tifa general daily discussion, broken materia/skills/weapons builds threads and speculation for part 2, a lot of attention. But nothing for XV after all this years.
Sometimes you could see a humble thread about XV, but every time the thread just got shat on a little more. Poor Barry, he couldnt...he just couldnt...*sniff*
Thats why he decided to...*sniff*...end it all. After getting range banned on Yas Forums for incessant "FFVII remake is shit and worse than XV" spam, his psychotic nature went afloat. He just couldnt accept it.
That day, barry just took an assault rifle and...*sniff* decided to murder whoever crossed his way...it was horrible. A lot of innocent people got killed. Barry managed to evade the cops and went missing after the massacre. Later he was found dead in his house, next to a ps4 and a TV, both plugged in of course. The TV showed XV ending. The ps4 controller had the attack and dodge button taped. Apparently the game was finished way after his death, holding the dodge and attack button. Hehe.
I will play FFVII remake part 1 once again on my PC. This time with nostalgia, but not for FF7, but for that person. Maybe...maybe Barry was just misunderstood, he just needed help. He was a sick man after all...
Poor guy...
Anyway
*new game*
*normal difficulty*
Lets mosey.
TIK TOK TIK TOK TIK TOK
BARRY
YOUR TIME IS COMING
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I SEPHIROTH THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF EDGE UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH TIMECOP GHOST WIELDING A MAGIC PLOT STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
My question is, if Nomura isn't planning on changing anything, why create changebad ghosts in the first place? It's obvious to me he's going full JJ with this one.
>Sir, Sepiroth is going to kill Cid before the party arrives
>Make Cid beat up Shera again but make Shera run and activate the airship
>Great idea sir
TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS
Barry won bro, sad much?
Enjoy
Magical time ghosts from the future try to prevent Sephiroth from the future from changing the plot
Sephiroth gets you to kill the time ghosts, he can't do it himself because plot
Zack's alive
To keep people guessing and then most of the events play out the same. So people are going "WILL AERITHSU DIE?!" and then she does.
Original game
>assault on the tower
>you find your three AVALANCHE bros near death
>you realize it's getting real
>plate collapses and you see how evil Shinra is
New FF7:
>Jessie only dies due to time ghosts
>Shinra is actually blameless in her death
>only people who die are nameless people
>time ghosts kill wedge and biggs lives
>Time Ghosts are the actual plot movers
what the hell?
Alternate timeline that exists alongside the original game
Sephiroth knows all the events of FF7 and is unreasonably powerful for this point in the game. He's busy trying to create a timeline where he wins but the planet has time travelling ghosts that prevent anomalies from fucking up critical events in the story. They're powerful enough to negate something like Sephiroth casting Meteor early, so instead he has to manipulate Cloud into setting up the ideal timeline for him.
This is so retarded.
Are you ready for ingame anal vore?
That's kind of a shitty thing to do
They've already spoiled several major narrative beats, it doesn't seem worth it if it's just for a cheap 'haha gotcha'
The only unknown left is knowing if there are two Sephiroths or if future Sephiroth sent his soul back to the past and merged the two, which explains him leaving the Northern Crater early and having AC Sephiroth abilities and knowledge.
>post I made gets reposted
what the hell?
Not complaining just weird.
Honestly if Nomura would have changed Aeris's death and have someone else die for shock value, I would have been upset but I could live with it, it is a remake after all. But when you define "remake" as meta time traveling sephiroth literally remaking the story while changebad ghosts try to stop him, fuck you Nomura, fuck you.
It's Nomura's absurd excuse for giving players more screentime of Aerith and Zack.
>that ghost that comes and looks at her like "why are you making our job so hard?"
To get people to talk about the remake when they normally wouldn't.
Why is Jenova a webpage creating software now?
It's basically like that shitty Star Trek movie. It follows the same idea of the original, but underneath is a meta-narrative about altering the future that comes to the forefront during the raid on Shinra HQ and takes the game fully off the rails.
Sephiroth tried but the time ghosts tossed it somewhere else
where does FF7 go on the kingdom hearts timeline?
This is easily top 5 most anticipated games of all time, it didn't need bullshit for word of mouth advertisement.
Future Seph knows he loses so he gains access to the End of Creation which is like where time ends or whatever. There he shattered the time lines and then is proceeding to screw with the world so that he wins. It's so stupidly meta. This is a fucking weird ass sequel too.
Time travel is really awful and should never be added to a series unless it's what you start with. Once you go time travel it's always going to be a time travle series.
Ghost Sephiroth actually.
>Watch this be an excuse to cut content later
Pretty much, or more like each installment will have regions of the OG game serve as set pieces instead of having openworld travel after Midgar.
In FF7 remake episode 1, there are Harry Potter looking dementors called whispers. They literally undo/block cutscenes to not contradict original FF7 plot numerous times. I do mean literally and multiple times BTW, most famous are interrupting Cloud from ISIS style executing people like Reno and Reunion shmucks, preventing Hojo from telling Cloud the truth, hilariously killing Jessie via a bomb ghost prank, and accidentally showing everyone in Cloud's party at Shinra HQ the entire ending sequence of OG FF7 which Nanaki immediately says that's a very bad future. Also it is implied Aerith is in on the time travel but nothing concrete, she also shares this with Nanaki.
They're now affectionately called time ghosts, time jannies, history niggas, changebad ghosts. They're also in the game as a standin for fans who want remake to be 1:1 to the PS1 original as an obvious meta commentary from the writers. Because of Time Ghosts FF7R Episode 2 and onward can go off rails if Cloud and Avalanche kill them; which is what future Sephiroth wants. Also Future Advent Childen Sephiroth and Present day Sephiroth are different people existing at the same time in the remake timeline; Zack is heavily implied to have avoided death in one other timeline.
See Future Sephiroth is fake news.
Silence Snoy I rather like nu-FF7 ya nerdpostin chud
Nomura's cum must taste great
Future Timeghost Sephiroth
>Quotes and acts like Advent Children Sephiroth
>Not the same person
So it seems like the ghosts are protecting Seph too to preserve the timeline and he's aware of it.
Yes, but it's still ghost Sephiroth.
>Driving the buggy past Cosmo Canyon
>Chrono Niggers materialize and wreck it with baseball bats and crowbars
Someone needs to send a changebad to Nomura to prevent this disaster.
In between BBS and KH1. Cloud will grow a demon wing in the final boss fight and use it to chase Sephiroth between worlds after Sephrioth's Meteor breaks the world barrier.
Please tell me this isn't really part of the game.
Then you have to believe that the ghosts are still alive and will be around to make sure Part 2 follows the original story.
It's not part of the original FF7 if that's what you're asking.
LOOK AT HIS HEAD