When the side game turns out to be better than the main game

>When the side game turns out to be better than the main game

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Isn't that Wesker on the top there?

Wesker's lips aren't that kissable.

>That awkward moment when you trap an MM somewhere

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>Runs like shit
>Damage numbers
>Retards can ruin your run if they have the key
>Timer
>Mastermind is broken as shit when they reach a certain level
>Levels in general
>LEVELS BEING LOCKED TO INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS
>Lootboxes when they are mostly dying besides sports shit
>P2P network with fagminds all being third worlders
>Ammo is shared between all guns

I'm honestly just glad it'll be dead in a month playerbase wise and they will stop supporting it after the 3rd. Porn of Valerie and Becca is all that can come from this piece of shit.

It's a great feeling

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Martin's alternate sapper skill sucks. Disarming mines much quicker is better.

>trap him next to your objective
nice thinking but honestly is better than having all your teammates start shooting him like retards

PC version is full of cheaters. Giving yourself unlimited money with cheat engine is easy.

still need my question answered as to if the dudes have fully modeled and textured genitalia like the girls

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If they have them, so one has cared to dig them up.

>if the dudes have fully modeled and textured genitalia like the girls
Wait do the girls have?

I only play mastermind because I know I don't have shitty internet. I want everyone to have a good time.

You would think it would be server side stats.

How do I use the fucking plant?

It's a fun game and I've been enjoying it, but goddamn does it make me wish Capcom would port Outbreak.

If I drop a special weapon for you please pick it up
t. January

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post becca retards

It's a Japanese game.

Block choke points.

DOA

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based coomer idiot.

yeah the women in resistance have fully modeled and textured naughty bits

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What's the point if you cant even see them.

SFM-ready

To make better looking cosmetics

About to jump in, what do I need to do as a survivor to not be a total shitter?

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Watch out for traps on the floor. Stay with at least one other player. Always be mindful of the objectives.

So, she totally doesn't wash her armpits properly OR wear deo, right?

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Stick with your team and smack zombies off your teammates and you will be better than 90% of players

You are basically a scat fetishist at this point, seek help

God damn nigga why?

N-no way this is real right?
Wont lie, I want some Valerie porn already.

>liking natural female scent is the same as scat
OK zoomer

Someone said that you get a gold costume for each survivor if you hit lvl 50, guess im gonna main Marty til I'm the flyest little nerd around. He's already a time bank, but he's gonna be a stylish one in a few days

Buy the revolver and 100 bullets in the second round, stick to melee or your starter weapon for the first one. Don't be afraid to hang back and let others do the fighting, it's better to save time by not getting hurt than rushing recklessly to objectives or someone's rescue and getting a bunch of penalties

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Scat is natural too, cuck.

thanks, that worked wonders on a match I was losing on, just ate the survivors to catch up, also can it eat things it doesn't have grabbed?

look at the tats, it all matches up with

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You and me both. Somehow this game has zero porn right now despite handing people fully modeled nudes to work with

>Play through stage 1 in the lab stage
>Everything seems to be going normally
>Run pass the hallway with the view of the cafeteria
>2 lickers trapped in the room, both boosted
>Tyrone and Martin suddenly quit out of nowhere
>Jan and I proceed to the next section
>Buy some yellow herbs, a gun and rush out
>Then this happened

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wait i posted the general female body they use, the other one is the one with the tats
whatever point made

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But gross. Cavemen didn't fuck girls who were pooping, but they gladly fucked girls who were stinky. Faggot.
It's real, you can unpack the textures yourself. THe likely explanation is that they bought in female bodies or grabbed them from the Capcom asset library and never clipped out the anatomical details. Anatomical details are useufl when making characters because you need to know what would be reasonably covered even with sexy/skimpy outfits. See Nico in DMCV for a good example of what would probably be benefited by use of an anatomically correct skintone. Her pussy is BASICALLY almost on show, but not literally. Guess why? Modeller probably used a model w/ vag to make sure what not to show.

She should have just let you die instead of coming back to "save" you.
You could have seen/heard it coming.

Pic not related?

Lickers are so not worth the cost it's ridiculous

>When the DLC of the side game turns out to be better than literally everything else in the whole series

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That's so cheesy it's funny. Theyll (probably) patch this kind of shit out soon, for now just laugh it off. We'll probably be missing these kinds of crazy hijinks in a few weeks

What does Spencer get for cards because I already want to go back to based Daniel instead of trying to use Alex

This game is complete shit. Survivors are incentivized to rush one character to a high level really fast and get fast queues, while masterminds are forced to level up each character one at a time while getting longer queues. Then they do poorly through no fault of their own and have to grind for even longer. Because character levels and equipment plays an absolutely huge role in performance, the end result is that every single match is just a bunch of high level survivors stomping a low level mastermind who can do nothing at all to stop them.

CANT be real

Lol jokes on you, I'm never picking anyone other than Daniel

Guns and gun accessories.

I think I was the Martin in that game. The host was laggy I literally could not pick up items or defuse bombs.

>You could have seen/heard it coming.
I got the footage right here with audio. There's only the sound of ONE licker clawing. No other zombies were making a sound. I turned the corner and looked down to smack the Licker, but once I saw the armored zombie and the cute maid zombie, I wanted to back out into the hallway. Unfortunately I got grabbed right away.
Keep in mind, we were in the safe room for less than 10 seconds. There was no way Daniel could have afforded all of those units in such a short time.
I'm not mad at all. I just found the situation funny since Jan and I were doing pretty well in round 1 and out of nowhere we got fucking stomped. Even if we did escape the hall, Mr.X was right there.

Frenchie best mm

This game honestly is a genius idea, if they go the extra mile you can easily fill out the game roster for masterminds representing each game(not unlike they do already). The only thing I would probably change is maybe some stuff like a Mastermind that makes them solve puzzles and such

[No Sound]?
Yeah, I've played with you a few times before. You're pretty reliable so I know you must have quit for some reason.
>The community is so small you start recognizing names.

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>Only need 5 people to play
>Got no responses to weak ass bait because PC nerd numbers.
...yikes...

Then you will never unlock certain things and will always be weaker than other Daniel players of the same level.

WHERE'S THE PORN

My main problem is how fast paced the game is.
Should be far more slow placed and longer time for matches.
Bearly have any time to plan effective traps as MM.

Should I be running this game with Direct X11 like what everyone recommended with RE2R?

Ah Ooooohhh
Ah Uh Uh
Gunna COOOOOOOM!

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Pace is fine. Just needs bigger maps with more split routes.
Map Item tools also need to give you more freedom with how key objectives are placed. It can still be fixed, but there honestly should be way more.
I'd also like the ability to customize camera placement. The Casino Stage 3 has some horrific camera placements. Hell, the top right corner basically has a gigantic blind spot in one section.

I liked the beta but I can't justify buying it for $60, especially because I have no interest in RE3.

Is there outside progression yet?

Honestly people like you make death seem so much better. Who wants to live in a world filled with cavemen retards like this?

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It needs masterminds to have even more control and be able to make puzzles if they need to, Should feel like each round is a mini run of a RE game

Man, I would love to see Spencer's Mansion recreated.

pc master race 4k 60fps is asking something everyone, dont ignore him

It's is unironically.

But the main game is such low hanging fruit that it's really not fair.

this fucking UI is too goddamn big

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>4 kills with my ult as a daily
>okay I'll go easy on em till my ults up
>throw up 3 auto turrets and look away for a bit
>match ended in 2 minutes
guess that was too much for the lil guys

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You should have seen it during the closed beta with the gigantic timer, particle effects everywhere and huge damage numbers. They toned it down a lot.

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I had that daily "yesterday" too. I wiped the team out that I caused 2 of them to quit. I basically threw round 1 just to make sure I could get the downs on the remaining 2 in round 2.

No it's some weird french guy. Totes below a RE spinoff villain.

He's like an unlikable Alex Ashford.

This game has so much potential, they really should've just made this full time and not as a side gig

it's still not enough, it still needs to be like a third of what it is now, and for gods sake put the minimap in the corner this shit is goddamn awful. And get rid of the damage numbers that shit is not useful at all

That isn't him either, I don't think the guy on top is in the game, at least for right now

>That "I'd do anything for you... anything"
Gets me hard every time