>Okay babe so listen, here’s the plot to our new game
>After Advent Children, Sephiroth comes back to life for some reason and goes back in time to stop us from defeating him in the original timeline, which is the original FFVII, which creates an alternate timeline where anything can happen
>So, the reason Sephiroth is now in Midgar is that it’s Future Sephiroth, not Present Sephiroth, get it? The game doesn’t explain what happens with Present Sephiroth, so don’t ask
>Anyway, there are spooky time ghosts that look like Dementors from Harry Potter, and their job is to stop the timeline from being corrupted
>They do this by killing Wedge and Jessie when they survive longer than they're supposed to, stopping me from killing Reno because he's not supposed to die yet, kidnapping Hojo when I meet him earlier than I’m supposed to and he tries to spoil the entire plot by telling me things I’m supposed to learn in Disk 2 of the original game, and punching us and Barret out of the sewers when we stumble on a place from Dirge of Cerberus
>Sephiroth tricks us into killing the ghosts so he can do anything he wants, which causes us to have visions of the original timeline, which include Red XIII seeing his future family and me seeing Aeris’ death
>At the end of the game, Sephiroth sends us back in time to rescue Zack, which somehow causes Biggs to survive, and now there’s an alternate timeline Zack in our timeline (our Zack still died like normal)
Okay babe so listen, here’s the plot to our new game
Nice bait
KH fans will say this was an improvement.
>there are people unironically defending time cop fairies
I do because it's so fucking bad it's hilarious
Christ that's bad. This will be an utter shitshow, I bet Nomura's faggot donut steel from KH3 appears again too.
Thank God I canceled my preorder
>tfw listening to soundtrack disc 1 on youtube
>its fucking great
I don't care about the rest this was always most important to me fuck yeah
Kh time travel at least is consistent, this is a massive retcon
Remember when Kingdom Hearts 1 had a nice story, then Nomura fucked it all up?
It's happening again. People should not let him write shit,
it's just Sakaguchi's ancient score with le cinematic orchestra, you might as well be crediting the PS1 game, shill-kun.
If Nomura does that I'm actually going to riot I swear I'll smash all my final fantasy shit like those guys who burn their Jerseys. On god.
And I am, the original is one of the greatest soundtracks ever.
No joke, I just cancelled my preorder on Amazon.
PC Master Race wins again
I've been trying to all day on PlayStation but it keeps saying agents are busy
Nope in KH time travel makes sense at least. The major rule there is that can't change something that is already set in stone.
This is just a asspull
I don't understand were your problem is?
The original still happens, this is just a continuation of Advent Children so it's the latest part in the FF7 compilation.
Why are you people mad. You always say yourself "Fuck the compilation" so why are you crying like little faggots. Just ignore the remakes continuation of the story
is it called Final Fantasy 7: Continuation of Advent Children?
if not that's a lot of false advertising.
nobody asked for nor was told this was a ff7 compilation sequel
>Kh time travel at least is consistent
>Nope in KH time travel makes sense at least
Until 3 came out you mean.
I wanted FF7R. I was promised FF7R. This is not FF7R but MK9
Is One Winged Angel in the game? I'll be surprised if it isn't since they're already doing shit like this
Sephiroth falls in love with Cloud.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina (Jenova) with the Ex-SOLDIER's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when Sephiroth recounts the previous day's confessions to Cloud, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Cloud he called is not the same Cloud he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Cloud's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Sephiroth's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Yes it plays through the entire Sephiroth boss fight.
At least Rufus is kino.
>uses his gun to get dashes
That's the one good thing this remake has done
why would they do this
who asked for this
>we will never have Cloud completely body Sephiroth like the end of the original game again
How do you kill a ghost?
I will unironically defend it right now. Pulling an alternate timeline Shyamalan twist instead of just being a bland remake with shitty nu-SE combat makes it 1000000 times more interesting. I might actually play it if they ever finish it now.
Is it at least a good arrangement? That's the only shred of optimism I have left for this shit, even then I hate them for using it so soon.
>unironically defending time cop fairies
Very similar to advent children's version. The streamer may have just sucked, but on stream the fight just dragged on so long that it loses all impact.
Go to bed Nomura
Uematsu. Sakaguchi was the series director when it had soul.
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK IS THISSS REREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>remakes completely ruining the original game
First RE3 and now this. Fuck video games
The only good thing about this is that they will stop Nomura from shitting on TWEWY-2 with his epic plot-twists
If you actually wanted to play FF7 but with fuckawful FF15 combat and MMO grind quests and split across multiple games for maximum jewery you should genuinely kill yourself.
>my two favorite games are ruined in the same year
It isn't fair
>they will stop Nomura from shitting on TWEWY-2 with his epic plot-twists
user, TWEWY fans aren't allowed to be happy, you know that.
I like to call it the "Nomura Fuck You".
There's nothing interesting about Nomura pulling the same stupid shit he always does.
if it isn't interesting then why are there so many threads talking about it?
yeah, suuuure
RE3 wasn't that bad. Above average at most. Good moments here and there but it lacked polish. 6 that could have been a solid 8.
Because it's a shitty ending that ruins what was otherwise a hyped up game, and there's absolutely nothing this board likes talking about more than shitty blunders.
>RE3 wasn't that bad
They cut out 2/3rds of the fucking game
I'm expecting someone to have edited Aniki scenes into one of the memories every time I open this
This. We know its a shitshow, but its a Kojima tier shitshow at this point so might as well enjoy the dumpster fire while you can. Make schmores or something
They never promised the whole game was being remade, that's on you.
>burning down SquareEnix just because he's still butthurt about Versus XIII
BRAVO NOMURA
Just like you weren't promised a proper remake of 7 right?
It is FF7R. The R stands for Reboot
>that cutscene where Sephiroth stabs Barrett
>fucking ghosts fly out of him
>He doesn't know about phase 2
So they pulled an Eva rebuild on us
>Bender is in charge of the Turks
Kino or dare I say, kinoest?
Exactly.
More retarded than the plot of avengers 4
>promise a remake
>doesn't remake game
I don't understand you shills
it's like lv 25 Cloud vs lv 100 Sephiroth though
They did remake it, with current era sensibilities. You want the original it's still there.
dude 2 sephiroths lmao
Nomura fags will eat anything anyway as long as they can self insert as a manlet white guy with goku hair and a big tiddy gf with le chink genes cuz white pipí is for yellow vagaga
Rufus and his dad are some of the only things that look cooler than before. Shinras came out looking gud
J-JUST A HALLUCINATION!
>current era sensibilities
its the game of thrones season 8 of video games a massive fuck up on something thats a sure fire golden goose and it will will hurt part 2 sales as it should.
Seriously; why can't he write?
>trying to reason with retards who just want video games to fail
This twist honestly makes me want to buy the game now knowing it’s not JUST a remake.
Ghost blowjob
Kairi wasn't a chink, nor was Stella.
dude 2 sephiroths lmao
do you want dog shit in your food as well than it isnt just food!
The History Niggas spawning in to randomly take people away that aren't following the script is retarded, but at least Sephiroth looks like an evil maniac for the most part. They got that one thing right, at least.
Now neither of us will be virgins!
Butthur about jewnix being done with it for making a big clusterfuck in everything it touchs
I know i said it cuz that thing is nor male or female
Have you seen the way he dresses himself? He's seriously mentally retarded.
I only see one here
That's so racist
No, how does he dress
I always thought Rufus was cool as fuck, so this makes me happy.
nomura needs to die
I only eat shit for handsome lesbians and their gfs.
Don't forget his beloved doggy!
Wait... is this true or im getting bamboozled?
The original games are still going to be around, its just the perception will be ruined by the few people that only played the remakes.
They have 80% white genes 20% corona virus genes we all know that
Wait what? Does he implied that FF7 ending is a bad ending?
That's the joke. There's only one Sephiroth, the present day Sephiroth/Jenova just like in the original game. People like OP never played the game.
i hate this fucking shill excuse so much
no, stupid shit is not better than the remake we were promised
Like a full grown autist.
>Sephiroth looks like an evil maniac
Sephiroth is the good guy in the remake
Yes. Even though all they see is an older Red running with the cute cubs.
Does it really matter if the body's from the past if the mind is clearly from the future? It's still shitty writing either way.