What do you think Yas Forums?
What do you think Yas Forums?
New Horizons one should be the male villager getting Raymond and forcing him to crossdress.
>spent a few days going to a single mystery island to get more villagers
>invite every one i find
>got a bunch of interesting villagers including twiggy and audie
>show my friend my village one night
>hear his fiance in the background saying that I have ugly villagers
>call her a used up cunt who will be an "ugly villager" before she hits 30
>friend loses his shit laughing and pisses her off
>when I visit their village it's incredibly obvious she used NFC spoofing to get the "best" villagers
>it's basically a shitty shantytown filled with emo squirrels and cats in houses with no exterior decoration because she didn't bother decorating anything
>she's already bored of playing
I legitimately dislike 90% of women, it's astounding how little thought they put into everything they do.
soul
to be fair, that lightning bolt is bitching.
Bullying uggos is literally the only good thing women do besides being a hole.
>you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
I have absolutely passed up villagers for them being hideous; fucking rizzo moved into my town and that fuck is gone asap
I actually had Hazel as one of my first two villagers
First reaction was "eww wtf is that face ?" then I got to know her and I really like her now, I'll keep her
Three things changed since the original:
>Villagers became completely bland and inoffensive at all times, so no more satisfaction from finally becoming buds with your dickhead neighbour
>Villager dialog got massively stripped down, so there is almost literally no difference between two of the same personality type aside from their visual design and you'll constantly see repeated dialog
>Lots of newer villagers have been added that are just really, really ugly to a ridiculous degree
perfect
10/10 can we get an round of applause for this fine meme
thank you, im here till thursday
I don't Animal Crossing so can someone explain this meme to me.
Imagine hating Hazel
Imagine not hating Hazel
I got Jambette is she is fucking hideous, thank fuck she is moving out tommorow
>male villager
Post the original faggot
>get off work, making dinner and have youtube playing random videos on autoplay
>one about ranking the villagers comes on
>total soiboi and his tranny gf rating them based on wether or not they would like to yiff with them
So this is the animal crossing fanbase
but he has a girlfriend, so he wins the main objective of life.
I hate this example because Static is a sweet villager and so is Hazel
Can you even get to know villagers in New Horizons?
trannies dont count
It's been alterned but the basis is:
>male players don't mind having ugly villagers and getting to know them, which is of course based and redpilled
>meanwhile fucking femoid only want pretty villagers GOD I HATE WOMAN SO MUCH
not him, but I have a gf, and the main objective of life is being happy with yourself foremost and finding someone who can share that.
no point in having a gf if she's a slut who cucks you, is a shitty person. and tranny gf is an oxymoron because that's a bf
is this even true or is this a made up scenerio in ops head cause he doesn't like women?
Eh
Man I remember Static being a ripe ass cunt in New Leaf and I never talked to him to the point he left. How does he get better?
Its hard to believe its a women only thing when lots of guy based their views of villagers off their depictions in porn.
THEY ALL READ OF THE SAME 8 SCRIPTS.
NONE OF THEM HAVE A "PERSONALITY". THEY'VE BEEN STATIC PROPS SINCE THE FIRST FUCKING GAME.
Why are there no asshole villagers? Has the world really become that pussified
The main objective of live is going to heaven, tho. You are just a coomer.
Do your first 5 villagers ever replace their shitty DIY houses or are they stuck like that? It would be a shame to have to kick out five entire villagers from my town
not really. dialogue is trash
stuck like that
Based. Wojaktrannies btfo
i want to breed raymond
Cranky villagers are still thing, except the definition of cranky has been changed to "mildly self-conceited".
>simping for the female gender because of a joke about video games
christ user you seriously trying to paint it as that when it's just a fucking meme picture?
No way. Even after years of TT?
post cute outfit designs you punk ass nigs
My village is fully blackpilled, cute villagers are evicted
Are there many 30+ people playing that game?
Wait seriously? That's lame. I adore one of my starting villagers so I was hoping I could send her new furniture to replace it. She's got almost all wooden block furniture.
>fucking femoid only want pretty villagers GOD I HATE WOMAN SO MUCH
This but unironically
Yeah. It's basically the exact same demographic as pokemon.
I think it's a disappointment that NPC's don't share anymore personal stories to you.
why are all women like this?
You made all of this up
How do you get the horn hat in New Horizons btw?
I've stayed with the series since the beginning.
Give them new furniture
WOMEN CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT EVERYONE IS UNIQUE IN A SPECIAL WAY EVEN A ROTTEN USED UP WHORE LIKE HER
God I used to love reading Teppu back in the day, but it updated so agonizingly slowly.
Is it still ongoing?
I keep giving Gayle stuff from the cute set but she hasn't put out any of it
Your friend sounds based, I thought this was going in another direction. And yeah my gf plays with me and she has no fucking clue how to design an island, her villager's fashion is better than mine though I'll give her that.
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Author dropped it in 2015 due to chronic health issues.
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