Haha

Imagine the smell of that village

Yoshi's bush

>hammer bro is finally playable in a Mario kart game
>mobile

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Gee, I wonder wich alt we'll get.

So what's the special costumes of the tour this time?

It's probably going to be something related to Yoshi and Birdo

You get another fucking recolor. Enjoy Honky Yoshi.

That's still something related to Yoshi

Fruits and tropical breeze?

haha

oh no, they added purely cosmetic mtx so the devs could have a reason to keep making updates for the game how fucking terrible

haha imagine driving past Yoshi's egghole and taking a deep breath haha

what if yoshi but barefoot

Haha

Being a Yoshi fan sucks, because the stupid "haha" meme isn't far off about how the fanbase is like. Surprised the Yoshi fanbase hasn't became a laughingstock outside of Yas Forums like Sonic

>Honky Yoshi
What?

Sonic is a bad character with bad games and he's also the mascot of Sega. Yoshi is cute character that has a lot of porn

Haha

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god does this game control like absolute shit

Are you saying sonic doesn’t have porn?
Okay retard
Xmas is alate but cute

It's pay to win gacha

This track kinda looks... off. Kinda like Yoshi from "Diagonal Mario World"

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I was not saying that he doesn't have porn. You can go to google images with safe search on and find a blue dong

What if you dug a hole in the ground where Yoshi's butt would be and it'd be like actually going inside Yoshi's butt? haha

i blame the redesign from dopey dino buddy to green barney. something about that certain style of cutesy kid's cartoon dinosaur attracts the lowest of degenerates

Haha why are the buildings on his feet? what if the people there smelled them haha

It is? I only played for 5 minutes before uninstalling because it's that terrible. A few of my friends played it when it came out, but none of them have even opened it in months

>didn’t even get any of them with the hundreds of rubees I had beforehand

All phone games are like this, unless they have a meme digital controller.
Tactile feedback is always the best.
It's the shoe part of the track.

How does this make you feel

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Who else has been 'free-2-play' and has been really lucky with this game?Just pulled this fucker from the 2nd pipe in 1 pull, havent spent a cent on this game and I've completed the roster. Yas Forums can say its not fun all they, but Im havin fun!

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Non one cares

You use premium currency to unlock characters and carts and each character has specific stages where they can get three simultanious items from item boxes

it sucks being too poor to afford a phone, i know.

Too feminine

Having tons of porn doesn't make the character any better. Plus, you can argue that Yoshi has more mediocre games than good ones.
Trying too hard
Never even have a problem with his current look and I liked it just as much as I do with his classic look, but yeah, it seems like the cutesiest the character is, the more they'll attract the worst kinds of freaks. Tails is another example of that.

fuck off nigger microtransactions are never acceptable

>Never even have a problem with his current look and I liked it just as much as I do with his classic look, but yeah, it seems like the cutesiest the character is, the more they'll attract the worst kinds of freaks. Tails is another example of that.
Yeah tails porn is so good it has memes

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Microtransactions exploit children and whales

Yoshi and his fanbase are basically Nintendo equivalent of Sonic and his fanbase, if not a lot worse.

Thats pokemon.

Lucky bastard. I haven't spent a cent either but I’ve blown all my rubees on pipes and it was nothing but babies over and fucking over again.

Yeah right, CTR is still 30 frames in consoles. Fuck that.

And the Yoshi fanbase sometimes overlaps with the Pokemon fanbase in terms of degeneracy

>Yoshi and his fanbase are basically Mario equivalent of Sonic and his fanbase, if not a lot worse.
Fixed

gross

>30fps
>Microtransactions out the ass
>Soulless as fuck
jej

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Again, trying too hard

>Moving the goalpost
Impossible the Pokemon franchise has way more games,fans and degenerates. The pokemon francise has 180k images on rule34 while yoshi only about 2k

>h..hahaha jewtendo...!
>n..noooo! it's totally okay when activision jews me!
>why yes i'll ignore that splatoon and splatoon2 and arms and mario odyssey and more got tons of free updates adding great content and they got extra free content than was originally planned
Kill yourself.

>Haha thread.

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You're right about the Pokemon one, but Yoshi is still worse than Sonic in terms of how degenerate their fans are, regardless who has more porn/fetish art than the other. At least some or most Sonic fans make use of their autism to create cool contents. Yoshi fans haven't made anything interesting and would rather use up their talents to make more fetish/lewd related stuff insteadEx: Yoshi's Strange Quest