JAPANESE ARE FINDING OUT ABOUT FFVII REMAKE CHANGES!!!

Spooky History niggas drag people away when they're about to derail the plot.
No, that's not hyperbole

>Yas Forums is still clinging to the idea that this is going to be another tortanic
Its time to move on

>I'm going to burn normally

>Final Fuck You VII

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Basically the whole plot is that Seph wants to change the FF7 story but ghosts won't let it happen even going so far as to heal Barret so he doesn't for.

Time ghosts try to preserve the original game, but the cast says "fuck that" and completely changes the story.

Its not a remake at all.

Sepiroth literally remakes the plot.

The japs who are complaining are mere Dragon Quest faggot boomers who hate any change in their favorite games. Hence why Dragon Quest been forever bland, Mario games are boring under Miyamoto eye, and Sonic remains to be shit.
Thank fucking god Nomura isn't one of them. If you want to play FF7 as it is instead of a new experience, play the fucking original. It's even on the Switch. Fuck the whiners.

>seph
you mean jenova

>Its not a remake at all.
But it is a remake.

NOOOO NOT THE DINGDONG CHOW MEINS

Same thing.

He's gonna burn alright.

The fanbase that wanted an actual remake are represented in the game as silly ghosts that blow people away.

Sephi is a time traveller and wants to be hardcore
Spooky ghosts don't let him be hardcore

>People getting mad that the Remake isn't a Remake but a fanfic
>RETARDED BOOMERS WHAT THE SAME THING
Also yes, Dragon Quest sucks donkey balls

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user, it's not a remake if you change the story.

No, that implies it follows the original story with maybe a few tweaks.

This is purposefully going completely off the rails.

>Sir, I just realized something
>What is it now, I'm busy making Hojo cuck Vincent
>we weren't in the original game either sir

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Should have called it Rebuild instead of Remake

>I don't like it so its not a remake
Its a remake. Its literally called Final Fantasy 7 Remake.

I am so disappointed. The game is short. The story has changed. There is no word on the next chapter. So much has gone wrong and it hurts. As a consumer I fee so betrayed and cheated. I'm still buying it but I can't believe SE would do this to the fans

>Authors of the OG write the remake
>fanfic
???

lmao look at this total barry

RE1 Remake changed elements of the story, if not obviously nearly as drastically. Also this is a fucking nomura subtitle trick.

Yeah I remember the time niggers kidnapping Hojo too

>Sepiroth tries to act God

That honestly doesn't sound out of character to me.

oh so it's about as much of a remake as nowadays' remakes which means not remakes at all

>Aerith praying
>Zack comes in and try to save her
>Changebad ghosts appears
>Aerith and Zack both get killed

I wonder what they will say when they found out about Zack

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And I remember Lisa Trevor in Resident Evil 1

It's a fucking reboot

It's Rebuild of FF7: You can (not) save Aerith.

And who could forget such classic scenes as; Cloud attempts to decapitate Reno but is stopped my Organization XIII

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>As a consumer I fee so betrayed and cheated.

>I'm still buying it

a remake mean redoing something from 0
changing the story is a remake
it's a graphics and gameplay remaster otherwise

It's not, the original timeline is intact. Future Sephiroth comes from the original game to this game.

This is FFVII:Remake, not FFVII remake.

Doesn't he survive?

oh shit the ghosts truly are trying to keep the original story together

kek

You have to learn what a remake is kiddos
Good, fuck Reno. I know you never played FFVII but you can kill Reno and he deserves it.

What did REmake change about the story? If you’re talking about the Lisa Trevor plot, that was actually intended to be in the original game but was cut out due to hardware limitations. And regardless, Lisa’s inclusion doesn’t change the story. You could cut her out and it would be completely unchanged.

Talking about the game all the time and looking at screen shots and videos still makes you a consoomer.

Fuck this is bad

>That honestly doesn't sound out of character to me.
out of what character? His kingdom hearts character? Because he literally taunts cloud that a keyblade would be better for fighting him.

Most of the replies in that thread are either neutral or positive

youtube.com/watch?v=1yAI70ltfsU

this is the gayest ending since the gay came to gay-town.

The ghosts represent the toxic fanbase (see: this thread), and, in the end, are defeated, so we can finally break free from the chains of rabid fandom and have a great, original, creative and innovative story.

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>but you can kill Reno and he deserves it.
no you can't

i should've probably used RE2 and 3 as better examples honestly

>you fuck up pre FF7 with Crisis Core
Says who? Cc is kino

>you can kill Reno and he deserves it.
But now my heckin' good boi renorino has a conscience just like my fangirl fanfiction said he did!

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Oh my

It's THAT bad

Yes? I have bena SE fan for years. It's like being in a relationship. Sometimes the other person has problems but you still support them because thats what love is.

>Because he literally taunts cloud that a keyblade would be better for fighting him.
I too like being so mad about a game I haven't played that I have to spend my weekend lying about it

It doesnt even look good, its so cartoony spooky. Unironically would have been better to just do a hard edit with the characters teleported behind the door and them acting confused.

>NOOOOOO!!!!! STOP SAYING THIS ISN'T A REMAKE OF FINAL FANTASY VII. THIS IS 100% A REMAKE AND NOT A REMASTER. A REMAKE CAN CHANGE THE ENTIRE STORY AND STILL BE CALLED A REMAKE!!!!!!

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Time Ghosts are making me forget the awful voice casting of Aerith (fresh off the streets voice actor) and Tifa (lacks any oomph). Aerith is really flat, unfortunately.

I hope Vincent, Yuffie, and Cait Sith aren't fucked up by the new voice casts.

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I can't wait for nuSephiroth and alternate timeline Zack to join our party so we can fight together against the Edge of Creation, the real evil

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One cutscene shows Biggs being the only one alive with Jessie's headband and Wedge's bandana by the side of his bed. I took that as they died and they just found their belongings.
Then again, more than half sector 7 survived so I won't be surprised if the whole Avalanche team did.

Thats pretty cool actually. The story is well told even if people dont like the fact that its a sequel

its just a game dude settle down

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Why is he so strong?

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imagine being this cucked

kek

>no you can't
Confirmed for never playing FFVII

>Because he literally taunts cloud that a keyblade would be better for fighting him
oh no no no

>*GHOST DABS*
>WHIRRRRR
>NO NO PLEASE
>I NEED MY EXPERIMENTS
>*PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HELL HOUSE TONIGHT*

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>have a great, original, creative and innovative story.
THE GHOSTS LOOK DUMB AS HELL
HOW IS IN ANY WAY CREATIVE

>Its literally called Final Fantasy 7 Remake.
Exactly.
Its not an FF7 remake, its Final Fantasy 7: "Remake".

You know, like how they give KH spin offs shitty names like Birth By Sleep or Dream Drop Distance.

I love my sexy wife.

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Briana's "ok". But a lot of times she doesn't seem to know what emotion she's supposed to be conveying

remember when people posted 2chan comments of people shitting on pokemon swsh as "proof" that it would flop? how'd that end up working for you?

Lisa doesn't show up while reciting a monologue about how her existence is defying a pre-determined fate represented by the original RE, Jill doesn't have a vision of killing Nemesis bringing her to the conclusion that she must avoid killing Nemesis in the future

You can fight the Turks in Wutai but they just fuck off after their defeat, and they obviously survive to Advent Children.

How would you swindle people into buying Nomura's latest masterpiece if you don't deceive them and capitalise on nostalgia?

>I too like being so mad about a game I haven't played that I have to spend my weekend lying about it
He literally says
>You'd have better luck fighting me with a giant key
to cloud.

time ghosts literally makes him survive

>oh so it's about as much of a remake as nowadays' remakes which means not remakes at all
Name one remake like FF7R like this.

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>'ve been out of the FFVII remake loop for quite a while, what are these "changes"?
Of course you have, shitposter retard.

And that's why they do whatever the fuck they want without caring about the quality of their work, they know the dumb consoomers like you'll give them money anyways

There's a mission in which you find Wedge seriously wounded, but I don't know if it happens before or after the pillar explodes.

Jenova has no will of its own, retard. At least not the one that is in the game. That one is dead. The corpse of Jenova is just dumb remains of alien whose entire mind is just to eat anything that is not itself. Jenova is nothing but a plot-device.

that cat eye stuff keeps making think its jenova but the time jannies just tell me nomuras a faggot.

Wow, is nomura inconsistent with his shit or what?

Why is this cloud suddenly so brutal.

Fuck these shitty wub wub effects before the ghosts spawn

Evangelion

It's battle banter tho, probably entirely missable easter egg at that.

Honestly? I haven't stopped laughing the past two days. This remake is so fucking bad I just can't stop laughing at how bad it is. Whenever I see the webms or screenshots of the time travelling ghost niggers ex-machinas I just burst out in laughter.

Thanks for the laughs SE

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>Resident Evil 3 Demake
>Final Fantasy VII Demake
Soon to join the list of demakes: Trials of Mana, Xenoblade

You literally have no idea about the part I'm referring to. You don't kill Reno in Wutai, retard. You can absolutely kill him though.

Friendly reminder that THIS is who is crying hardest about the remake - people who never played FFVII and know nothing about it.

>NEW BAD OLD GOOD
>NEW SOULLESS OLD SOUL
>CHANGE BAD STALE SHIT GOOD