Time Ghosts

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I like the alliteration of Plot Protectors. But it doesn’t depict them as ghosts. Maybe Plot Poltergeists or Plotergeists?

Xehanort

Mystery niggas.

FF7 has so much wacky shit, so I don't know why this is a dealbreaker to some people.

Doesn’t their very presence undermine their ultimate goal? Surely a bunch of ghosts flying around bringing people back to life and yanking people off of buildings is a paradox in and of itself?

>Not listing time-jannies.

Mystery niggas but we already have a ton of those

I call them plot fairies.

This, desu. Time Ghost is gonna stick.

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>For the last time, we're not self destructing a multi billion gil reactor just to frame a crew of losers led by the only black guy in Midgar.
>Phone call for President Shinra, Line 1.
>Now who could this be?

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>>Changebad Ghosts
That's the best one the others sound stupid or boring

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Their not very good at their job. They still allowed Tifa to become chinese and all the npcs to survive their distric being flattened.
But they're trying

>CHANGE BAD
>NOT MY FF7rino plot, that was stupid to begin with

NO YOU CAN'T JUST FIND OUT ABOUT DIRGE OF CERBERUS THAT GOES AGAINST THE TIMELINE.

Gonna have to veto that boys. Too close to what we're using for jojo villains

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It's their first day user please understand

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History Niggas

Hadn't heard that one. It's pretty good.

Thats the best one

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Time Jannies

BASED
TIME
JANNIES

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Zeitgeist poltergeist should have let aerith fuck red XIII.

That’s the one

Yeah but he wasn't a fucking OoOoOOOoo tier ghost from the halloween store

Oh no, ghostbros, I fucked up

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someone post the hojo webm

They're Time Jannies.

Time Jannies

Someone need to make copy/paste compilation of these names, History Niggas got a good chuckles out of me

Do they eat plot pockets?

THEY JUST KEEP WINNING
WHO TIME JANNIE CHADS

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Based jannies saving us from Compilation autism.

>plot pockets
FUCK

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"THOSE WHO DARE CHANGE THE PAST MUST FACE BANISHMENT"

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Ghost pockets

If that was any other game, I'd say that they are just Tortanicfags on a quest for a new Tortanic.

But FF7 indeed does seem to have a bunch of turboautist fans who seethed even at the most inoffensive additions to the setting. Changebad Ghosts sure must be triggering them.

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They are normally invisible and undetectable, until plot happens and allows the main cast to perceive them.

History Spooks

>changebad ghost keep changing name
that's the joke

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I mean some of the enemies in the first game were hooded weirdos for no reason. It's honestly always been incredibly silly.

>he lost?
>break the black chocobo's legs

History niggas will mess up and let Sapphire weapon live.

How about

Watchmen of fate
Or arbiters of fate

LEAKED FOOTAGE FROM FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE PART 2
youtube.com/watch?v=U0YBAaf6JCk

They're just floating hoodies on a stick, they deserve these goofy ass names

Never played a FF game, what the heck is the deal with time ghosts?

Here i made a pool because why the fuck not.
Go vote if you care:
quiz-maker.com/poll2837811xd3414E00-83

Darkness

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This is a remake of a PS1 game. These ghosts were added to make sure characters follow the original plot exactly.

In the FF7 remake the time ghosts are trying to keep things happening like they did in the original game.

youtu.be/uXHLQa-FuQc?t=44

They look like fucking dementors from Harry Potter

>I kid you not Dave, he grows one stupid looking wing and calls himself Safer Sephiroth. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

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The FF7 remake is actually a sequel where the main villain traveled back in time after being defeated even though he fucking dies at the end on screen. Him traveling back in time caused a paradox which unleased a horde of the time jannies who are trying to fix the timeline by reverting all changes to the story from the original, (EG, when Cloud tries to fucking kill a minor villain early on in the story, the history niggas show up and push him away and force him to run away from the villain instead like in the original). The plot is now about sephiroth manipulating Cloud and co. into killing the time jannies for him so he can change the plot of the original game so that he wins with his future knowledge.

Is it a meta thing? Or just a lazy way to make the plot work?

It's a goofy timeloop meta story, because Japan likes those.

Yes.

This sounds retarded but actually makes me want to get into the series

It's a needlessly complicated way to justify huge plote changes starting with the ending of part 1 onwards

This meme, but with Aeriths death scene.

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both

>You fuckers need to settle on a name
We don't need shit you retarded marketing shill trying to tie this into "le epin meme culture" fuck off and kill yourself.

Is this some kind of fucking joke? This sounds absolutely retarded.

the director is a drunk

It's a meta thing, because Nomura was unhappy about having to do a remake.

hearing that in xemnas voice really sells it

This definitely reeks of marketers, but Square rarely steps into meme territory. Even Nintendo is more "hip" than them.

Plot Phantoms?

Tifa was always meant to be Asian deal with it user

The director is butthurt about having to do a remake so this entire first episode is his way of venting his frustration abotu not being able to shoehorn in his garbage OCs without people complaining about it, while also conveniently writing in an excuse for the plot to go completely differently from the original. He obvously didn't think it through very well since the time ghosts completely ignore the few OC characters present in the game or various other egregious changes to the plot.

>because Nomura was unhappy about having to do a remake.

If he was, then why not hand it off to literally anyone else?

I can be okay with
>Hystery Niggas

>family name is lockheart
>brown hair
>german town
>nothing in common with the actual asian character yuffie
are you actually retarded? nips just couldn't cope with the beautiful popular character not being japanese, it's why every jojo besides the originals is at worst half japanese regardless of being blond or having blue eyes or being nearly 2m tall

Retcon Fairies

Nomura was surprised by the remake duty, but his autism rage wasn't nearly as bad as what happened with KH3. He's starting to get over being taken off XV to make KH3, since he now has Verum Rex to redo his vision.

Square said he was the director before they even asked him. Yup.

Can you even mention just 1 thing that is as cringy and badly executed as these random ghosts protecting a timeline? Most scenes in this remake are plastered with these motherfukers ruining everything in terms of plot and visuals. Even when Cloud and Aeris meet for the first time they can't even have an interaction without the fucking ghosts floating around.

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There is no explanation of them or trying to fit them into anything. They could be thrown into literally any Remake. This is offensively stupid and it makes the actual plot irrelevant and the ghosts the real heroes.

should I just play the original? never even touched this series.

The big materia plot on disc 2. Makes absolutely 0 fucking sense.

>The FF7 remake is actually a sequel where the main villain traveled back in time after being defeated

That's, like, your headcanon, man.

There's no confirmation of time travel, but there's a fairly strong confirmation of parallel worlds.

>even though he fucking dies at the end on screen.
>Sure, THIS time killing the villain who literally crawled back from afterlife after getting killed for the first time, outlived destruction of two separate "true bodies", never mind a fuckton of clone puppets, then came back yet again in the sequel movie, must have stuck!

>Him traveling back in time caused a paradox

Headcanon again.

Play the remake then the Original, post opinions after.

yes. reunion + remako mod if on PC, otherwise, find a ROM retranslation for PSX.

TIMECOPS

one more for time jannies

No. They're detrimental to keeping the planet safe.

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There's no complete explanations and this opens up so many issues. Any of these theories are valid for now and yes most of them are stupid but this opens up these stupid possibilities anyways!

>SE is a publisher for Nu-Deus ex games.
I can see where they got their inspiration from.

>always meant to be Asian
She was meant to be Jennifer Connelly

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How does Sephiroth know so much about the future?

>That's, like, your headcanon, man.
ackchually

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What's that mod called that made the field models look kind of like the original character sketches? It was cool and they didn't look out of place like some other graphics mods I've seen.

Headcanon is giving a single shit about the terrible sequels at all. Or better yet claiming that Sephiroth appearing before he's revived at the Northern Crater, holding Jenova in his arms proving that it's not Jenova in Sephiroth form like his early appearances in the original, and knowing everything that will happen and showing the party visions of it so they'll try to kill the time jannies for him is not Sephiroth traveling back in time. or being so retarded you forget there's specifically a post Safer Sephiroth fight in the original where Cloud goes into the Lifestream just to BTFO Sephiroth there for good. Wait, that's easily explained by you just not having played the original at all, which is obvious.

Some Compilation bullshit with goddesses and Omega. Lore OG fans probably have no idea about.

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