Yas Forums bros...we lost...the game is good...what do we shitpost about now?

Yas Forums bros...we lost...the game is good...what do we shitpost about now?

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>some early-releasefag gives the game a high score without talking about changebad ghosts
into the trash

It literally says spoiler free, dumbfuck.

If the review is positive, then Yas Forums will seethe. It isn't negative they'll chimp out with OH NO NO NO NO noises.

>Yas Forums isn't allowed to dislike a remake that takes sweeping liberties with the plot
Why?

nooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sony always wins

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Waiting on an answer tho

People liking videogames, which is never fine

NOMURA DEFEATED Yas Forums

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Hi everyone,

I just like to start with a little intro about myself. I have been playing JRPGs exclusively since 1995.

My top 5 classic JRPGs:
Chrono Cross
Xenogears
Final Fantasy 7
Chrono Trigger
Suikoden 2

My top 5 recent JRPGs:
Persona 5
Dragon Quest 11
Ni No Kuni
Xenoblade Chronicles
Rune Factory 4

I don't consider Nier Automata or Dark Souls JRPGs. To me, those are action RPGs.

Anyway, I played and completed the demo of FF7R on regular mode and classic mode. Aside from the nostalgia factor, I think the game is average, basically the same as FFXV. I wasn't surprised or anything because I know Squaresoft/enix has destroyed the FF franchise since 12.

My advice for JRPG fans is to NOT pre-buy this game. Wait for reviews. I am warning you this game will be as bad as FFXV but with some nostalgia appeal.

Attention: I do not intend to create any animosity from this post. I am just doing my best to warn veteran JRPG fans not to rush into buying this game.

Have a lovely FF7R experience if you are determined to play it.

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areajugones.sport.es/videojuegos/analisis-de-final-fantasy-vii-remake/

10/10

Same site gave XV 7.5

Another day, another time Yas Forums is BTFO because everyone here hates Sony. Why does success breed such jealousy? Just buy a PS4 to get access to the better games.

...

>Just buy a PS4 to get access to the better games.
what games lmao

Sephiroth falls in love with Cloud.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina (Jenova) with the Ex-SOLDIER's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when Sephiroth recounts the previous day's confessions to Cloud, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Cloud he called is not the same Cloud he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Cloud's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Sephiroth's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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Now is your chance to turn your life around user look at the good in life and enjoy the time you have on this planet!

Nope, we were right about all of it. Projared is right, this is the ultimate catfish in gaming history.

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They are not taking sweeping liberties, on the contrary. Part 2 in fact will be mostly the same as the original
>but le ghosts and le barret stabbed and le building to le cloud xD

I see nobody's answered yet to boot, cuh-raaaazeee

>Trusting a rapist
Wow barry, that's low even for you

see the video
aprils fools

>same as the original
>Sephiroth engaging the party directly before they've even left the pizza
I should have expected the first answer would just be (You) bait. Oh well.

>Sephiroth engaging the party directly before they've even left the pizza
It doesnt matter. Part 2 willl be the same as teh original since they still have to travel around the world and do the same shit as before, with some previous knowledge from before that doesnt help them at all

so like
is there a mode where you can just turn time jannies off? If not why couldn't there be?
cause this sounds really dumb...

>Duration: 35 hours
well you lol 20 hours only fags can stfu now.

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does this game run like shit for anyone else? texture pop in is really bad and sometimes they just dont pop at all. and this is on a pro

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What you don't realize is that REMAKE isn't literally a remake 1:1, but it's actually a bait-and-switch Nomura ass fuckin' subtitle.

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uh oh

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slums on day is the only place where the game looks meh
also, day 1 patch

You faggots ever think the reason the compilation was made non canon was so they could replace all the old voice actors?

>has to shill the game
Thanks for confirming it's shit.

>although it has some errors
>10/10

Just read that the game has no loading screens. Not a single one. On a PS4. That blows my god damn mind. Can't wait.

cope

yeah its the slums im talking about, epecially doors and walls but hey if irs gonna be fixed thats fine

You seem like a reasonable human being despite the blogpost and being a guy that genuinely thinks Cross > Trigger. I like you.

you should just kys this very second. and never post here again.

>They are not taking sweeping liberties
>They are
>It doesnt matter.
brain damaged shill

yeah noc pop in is real

Judging by the demo i'm assuming it's the Naughty Dog / Crystal Dynamics idea of streaming as the game plays.

Or because most people agree that the compilation wasn't that tight. Also a lot of the new voice actors are better than the old ones.

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The game as a whole does indeed look really nice. There's a reason why I, who said it'd be shit from the day the PS3 teaser was made, became interested in it within the last year. Unfortunately the way they went off the rails and ended up making it a sort of pseudo sequel absolutely ruined it for me.

I must buy for my queen

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>The game as a whole does indeed look really nice

not during daytime

should i play the original on pc or ps4? couch sounds comfy tho

Who's this chuck? Of course the normies will love it

ProJared did nothing wrong.

>voiced by Lulu

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>Sir! Sir! The shinra soldiers missed when they shot at Dyne
>Calm down, I already put butter on his palm

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They're the same port so it doesn't really matter unless you want a new PS4 theme. I'll always recommend the PS1 original over the ports, though.

pc with new threat mod

You guys gotta make up minds. One minute reviews matter, and then suddenly, they apparently don't. Especially when it's a cherished game that's being hyped.

persona 5 and dq11 were massive let downs compared to their predecessors p3&4 and dq8, i don't trust you

>TORtanic fags still desperately hoping for a large scale blunder to cum to

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different individuals will have different opinions. some people care and others don't care. Yas Forums is not a hivemind, it simply has trends.

>the review embargo for the SE shills gets lifted tomorrow
I can't wait

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they always mind why wouldnt they?
they literally play more games than Yas Forums

>doom eternal tortanic crowd
>it does well and people temper their expectations
>half life alyx tortanic crowd
>the fans blow off the shitposting because it feels like the series is alive again
now we're gonna have cyberpunk tortanic posting all the way through september

Not a doomposter, but your filename made me kek

Must be a bunch of coomers

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r3make could have been a good game and reviewed if it didnt cost 60 dollars or was a re2 DLC

Being a voluntary cuck is wrong.

yet you are somehow the only one who brings up something from 10 years ago m8

God this is why I love Yas Forums

HE FUCKS

Based eagle looking man

>Implying Sephiroth's new voice actor holds a candle to George
>Implying this faggy twink outdoes Rick's Zack
>Implying Reno and Rude's VAs are improvements over their originals
unironically kys

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RE3R is one of the rare exceptions, and it's still doing modestly in reception.

how the fuck this greasy faggot fucked lucrecia
it has to be rape

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Rude is Rude. He barely ever talks and it's short and sweet. But Reno's VA is just awful.

HE KEKS

HE

whoever employed you lol? Both need sacking

all im hearing is that the game is too short and some areas are cut, but the game itself it is not bad. Clearly is about the cost of the game.

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Thread theme.

youtu.be/SYiPZ3JdHHI

We won bros.

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>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BACKTRACK ALL THE WAY BACK TO FORT CONDOR FROM THE FORGOTTEN CITY JUST FOR A MINIGAME, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WATCH AERIS DIE!!!!

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maybe she's not into fukbois like vincent

Sounds like a shirtless Cloud and Sephiroth should be erotically playing volleyball on a beach somewhere while it plays

Besides the cost problem it also took some steps back from RER2, and a large chunk of that is because it was a B-team developing 3 at the same time that somehow didn't check the 2 team's work much in the past year.

Kek

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>If the review is positive, then Yas Forums will seethe
That only happens with Nintendo games.

>holy fucking shit this faggot has been running around in the WRONG forest for the Yuffie encounter for 5 fucking hours

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>Vincent got cucked by this
t. absolute state

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It's literally Top Gun. I fucking approve.

It's not a remake in the traditional sense, it's using the established lore to expand the universe. It's arguably more of a sequel than a remake.

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Well at the moment, people are warring with shills. When all this bullshit was first revealed a few nights ago, threads were fairly civil, though everyone was in shock. There were some people who said they would still play the game or that they're more interested, but that's about it. The next day, the shills and fanboys started pushing back hard, and while there are reasonable people who are interested in the game and reasonable people who aren't, shills, fanboys, and tortantic fags just use anything at their disposal to try to spread the word they want spread.

Post Time Ghost stories

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It has to be rape. Like hojo probably threatened her and forced her to do it "in the name of science". The way lucrecia ran from vincent in the flashback its clear that she didnt want vincent to know for some reason, and they were pretty close.

No it doesn't you dumbfuck. This is nintendoGAF. The seethe for TLoU is still going strong today.

>shit hojo's spoiling the plot
>GET HIM TO THE BEACH HE NEEDS THAT FUCKING TAN

kek

Must be a coomer who gets off to anime

Appropriate, since the remake was clearly made for fujos

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For me it’s
m.youtube.com/watch?v=o2WbGodhJrY

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>We've installed artificial suns to provide light to the slums, and aerial pollutants are down 20% in the last year alone. We can negotiate in good faith with Avalanche, dropping the Sector 7 plate is completely out of the question.
>President Shinra, call for you on Line 1.
>Now who could this be? One moment while I handle this.

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>seethe for TLoU
What now?
Most people just laugh at it. It's only ever Nintendo games that get people legitimately angry.

>April 1

you can encounter Yuffie in any forest area wacky ghost mayne

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remove frog

>Respects the original work.
This is just BLATANTLY false.

>Oh for fucks sake, he missed the cave with the key of the Ancients in it AGAIN

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hahahahahaha

so did they release the whole thing? or are they still splitting it up into parts?

>YOU CAN'T SPOIL THE PLOT LIKE THAT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Sephiroth LITERALLY tries to rape Cloud Strife

Kek a meme with actual potential

>cloud not on a wheelchair?
>break his legs

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SPOILERINOS

Wojack of fate

>NOOO LUCRECIA HELP MEEEEE

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Wtf are these flying ghost things? They weren't in the original were they?