Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHA
Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHA
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literally what the fuck did he mean by this?
He's simply asking you if you have seen any elves.
what game?
Todd's magnum opus
morrowind is like 96% darkies
he's having himself a nice joke
Norfs are all about the bantz
He warns of the inevitable elf genocide
Why did Iron armor look so good but was so terrible?
because it's not obnoxiously overdesigned, and bethesda thinks that all high-level armor must be obnoxiously overdesigned
Muthsera
Todd could never reproduce the amount of SOUL Morrowind had
Mournhold! City of light! City of Magic!
Because all of Morrowind's armor looked great no matter the tier
Not true. Morrowind Steel armor was disgusting.
Almalexia knows and sees!
It's like going to Detroit and saying "seen any niggers?"
You can just enchant the shit out of a set until it beats every armor in the game if you like the style so much
You did kill him right Yas Forums?
I soultrapped him and made him into a pair of shoes. The perverted freak probably enjoyed it
but then it looks like its wet
kek
it would be fucking hilarious if this would be a established joke
I mean, someone in oblivion does go "Have you heard of the High Elves?"
Whats the best house? And why its Telvanni?
Glass armor always looks like shit
That's kind of the one thing about Morrowind that ticks me off. By default certain armor sets are totally unviable.
For example, I like the roguish look of the leather armor in the game and made a character who wears it, but technically even though my light armor skill is 100, I'd be better off fighting naked, because apparently even the base lvl 100 unarmored skill offers more protection to you then lvl 100 leather armor.
Funny way to spell Dagoth, user.
Just once, while I was goofing around in God Mode. The dude took 12 shots of my nuclear fire/thunder ball, the tough bastard.
I think it was an attempt to balance lack of armor enchanting in unarmed
Would see have seen her own death?
what a chad
Stop, don't feed my fetishes.
They don't, that's made up in the LaFave vid
All Nords are chads especially when compared to the dungmer.
I hear Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isle
Can't be right.
Yeah that's why Jurgen Windcaller got so BTFO by them he hid in his cuckshed and invented the way of voice as a huge cope right?
What? Don't they only worship the Nine Divines there?
More like 36 lessons of BASED
By the Nine, someone's been murdered!
The voice is for worshipping Kyne only. Something the dungmer would know nothing about because even their own gods hate them so much that they get cursed and divinely fucked by Azura every few years.
reminder that barenziah got SPINED by big khajiit cock
You like to dance close the fire, don't you?
Choose.
>The voice is for worshipping Kyne only.
lol that's LITERALLY Jurgen's cope when he tasted defeat for the first time, before that there was no dumb philosophy attached to it was a tool to kill the oppressors of man
I will worship Meridia's beacons.
Sounds like the Empire has given up on stopping the skooma trade in Elsweyr, and I hear tribal chiefs are supporting the Renrijra Krin
Dunmer and nords should not fight each other. Here, I said it. Ebon FC
As if Dunmer ever attacked Skyrim, it's the Nords that constantly lust after Morrowind.
jyggalag did nothing wrong and order is aesthetic as fuck
Based.
>beats his missus
kek
Skyrim is currently being culturally enriched by the Dunmer. But really the Nords are just mad they stole Shor’s heart.
>Beats-His-Missus
Haha
Dunmer had nothing to do with the heart being in Morrowind if there is anyone to blame it's the Dwemer which the Dunmer went to war with for that very reason.
In typically Elder Scrolls fashion, there are multiple interpretations. Some say that the Heart of Lorkhan was always just there, but the Nords’ account of Red Mountain claim they were tricked by Dagoth and that the Dunmer wizards trapped Shor and his heart in the mountain.
You are missing the point actually.
Wulfharth who was a Shezarrine went to the Red mountain and through him Lorkhan was able to regain his heart until Nerevar cut it out with Keening before he could reform
The point is that Heart was already there it is just that some Nords believe that Shor temporarily reclaimed it
Jyggalag did nothing wrong because he doesn’t exist. The events of the Shivering Isles were just an elaborate prank to drive the Hero of Kvatch insane. The Champion of Cyrodiil isn’t the new Sheogorath, he’s Sheo’s court jester running naked through the Isles.
You’re right. It’s been awhile since I read up on it
Checked
A I agree. Both should, not only not fight each other but, unite under one front. At least, against the Altmeri.
This is actually true. Otherwise you would have a daedric quest for Jyggakag in Skyrim
Reminder that Argonia will burn in future TES games and Dunmer will be the ones turning up the heat.
HoK is driven mad and becomes Pelinel
I love these types of maps, but I wish Todd wasn’t such a fuck and would give us an official map of the 4th Era so we could know the official status of Morrowind.
>Dunmer were only able to expel the Nords out of Morrowind by unifying with the Dwemer and using the Heart of Lorkhan after the Nords themselves were massively weakened due to the War of Succession
Real spitting resume there
Reminder that Dagoth Ur was the only person who could save Morrowind and the Nerevarine killed him, ensuring subjugation, natural disasters, and war would massacre his people for centuries afterward
It was save morrowind or save the world, and the “hero” of the dunmer chose the latter
Only Based Dagoth knew the stakes and stood by his people
You say this as if the Dwmer and Dunmer didn't just come out of a war between each other. Cope harder nordlet
It's also especially infuriating because even in Dragonborn, they danced around stating the political status of Morrowind.
What happened to Morrowind during the Oblivion Crises should tell you why no one should support the Empire
>shit goes down
>Empire will pull any and all troops back to Cydrodill leaving the deserted province defenseless
If shit hits the fan you can be assured the Empire's first concern is Cyrodiil and fuck everyone else.
THIS IS NOW MY MORROWIND CHARACTER THREAD. His name is Tyr and you're gonna watch all the pics I upload, faggot.
lmfao
Here he's making magic to summon in the air the words:
GAY RIGHTS!!!!!
Morrowind is literally unplayable and I'm a romance loving fag so I had to install this gay romance Julan, he was super cool!
Here he's shooting at racist facists. He has a tatto in his ass that reads
(PUNCH) * (NAZIS)
This was his beta face, I had to change it because he looked like a fish, thank god I found the new one.
Having just beaten both the Morrowind and Oblivion main quests, I never want to hear anyone tell me Oblivion's main quest is better ever again. That shit is fucking awful, and their attempt to do Dagoth Ur 2.0 with Mankar is embarrassing.
That said Shivering Isles seems legit.
If Vivec achieved CHIM, is he aware of Todd’s existence?