alright supercop
3make
PALE HEADS ARENT FUN
jill is for dogs and BOWs only
*uses one MAG bullet*
nothin' personal whitey
They're kind of dumb and lazy but they give you an actual excuse to use the Magnum outside of trivializing boss fights.
Pale heads with parasite heads are also terrifying and bullshit.
>no classic ost option
I hate half the remixes how hard would it be to add a classic soundtrack all their other games have them
how hard would it be to have mercenaries?
apparently harder than 4th survivor and 4 new tofu modes
I wish they hadn't fucked around with Nemesis' second form, could they really not think of anything for his original one to do in a boss fight?
>all these people saying the dodge is hard to use
Christ none of you have ever tried to do a table hopper or a royal release in DMCV have you?
And for the record I also see this is literally every article for this game
it might come later
RE2 got free QoL stuff eventually
I was fucking myself up in the demo by trying to be too precise, then I realized I should be spamming it way more loosely before the attack even comes out, rather than on reaction
>paleheads with parasite heads
NANI!?
>generic lab instead of dead factory
>no park
>no operation mad jackal
>no clock tower
>no playable gas station
>fewer customes
>no multiple paths
>no skirt
Anything else?
Grouped together, user.
This OST is way better than REmake 2
I hope so I just want them to fix the Re1 outfit, give carlos his classic costume and not just the hair and I will be happy
>nemesis can't enter save roo-
its better because its lazy they are just bad remixes of the old OST which is worse then a new ost. With RE2 we got a mediocre new ost and the classic, now we get a shitty remix collection and no other option
the RE1 outfit is great and far better than any RE2 outfit besides the Elza Walker one
One thing I hate about these remakes is the lack of typerwriter ink.
story shit like jill not witnessing brad's death or inquiring after him, and carlos not mentioning the STARS guy wearing flourescent yellow that he killed
also not being able to go back and find Dario dead
no part where you go to one of the big doors you close on nemesis to hear "staaaaars" on the other side
no gravedigger
unironically it lacks soul
its fucking horrible its just better then her new costume, the shoulder pads are literally ones you can find on amazon when looking for shoulder pads, the shirt looks horrible, and to top it all off there are 2 instances where the OG Jill from RE1 is used so its not even consistent in the game
Wow you can literally dark souls anything... Yikes
will they add ink ribbons back, why the fuck did they cut them from the game, it kind of was a fuck you to me
Does it even make a difference? RE2R had them and you were already drowning in ink.
>I felt empty and cold as the heat from the blast washed over us.
>All of this death wasn't caused by a monster-making virus.
>It was men.
>Man's greed.
What the hell, guys?
I cannot figure out the timing for the dodge. WHEN are you supposed to fucking dodge to get a Perfect? And are you supposed to dodge INTO an attack like it's DS or Monster Hunter, or AWAY from an attack?
why do hunters seem like they have 20 fucking moves but actually fighting them means seeing the same 2 animations and the stagger
I shot one from like 10 feet away and it got knocked on its ass then kicked up and slashed the ground for 5 seconds like it was showing off, and only once in my 6 playthroughs so far did they do their instead jump kill
>story shit like jill not witnessing brad's death or inquiring after him
I mean, she saw him getting chewed on by zombies, it's safe to assume she knows what happened to the guy.
>Man's sneed
really makes you think
well you almost copied it verbatim
The virus was literally man made so she's not wrong
it's also safe to assume he'd feel less like an afterthought if his death didn't boil down to a guy who didn't know who he was taking a keycard off him
they went out of their way to give him more of a character but then gave him a less impactful death
Even if this was the actual quote from the game it's not wrong. Man is shorthand for mankind in this context.
Is "man" not usually used as a generic term to describe all humanity? You know, like "mankind"? No?
I mean, his original death didn't make any sense anyway. He appeared as a bonus zombie in RE2, Leon or Claire guns him down, thats it. No explanation. Then RE3 soft-retcons it by showing him getting fucked up by Nemesis, but he got a tentacle through the fucking brain, he couldn't have come back as a zombie in the first place.
At least REmake 3 was consistent: He got bitten by zombies, he turned, and Carlos shot the guy. Hell, you don't even need to shoot him. It's optional. His card only unlocks some extra items, nothing needed to progress.
It went through his mouth, it's possible it missed the cerebellum and brain stem
Regardless its disappointing he didnt die from Nemesis in this one, Nemmy seems a lot more incompetent when he fails to kill a single STARS team member
yes, dummy
but they chose to make him more significant that a guy who you see for a split second fleeing from zombies and then getting attacked, to a guy who's way more supportive and helpful initially
you can be happy with a sideways change that adds and subtracts nothing, but that's not really what a remake should do if it has the chance to make something better
You expect a brainlet seeing shadows where they don't exist to have enough braincells rubbing together to understand that?
>NOO HOW CAN A REMAKE NOT FOLLOW THE ORIGINAL 100%
remember back during REmake 2 threads where people would speculate that the hole in the shower wall would be caused by nemesis in REmake 3 and they didn't have brad in B playthroughs so his more significant role in REmake 3 would be a weird retcon and shit like that
and then it was just Carlos
I still Outbreak had the best shots of Raccoon City's destruction but fuck me if I can find a quality video of it.
bitch can't even swim
>how can the remake in 2020 have less in it than a game from 1999
yes, how
It was already useless in RE2 or RE3. You can save every 15 minutes and still have ribbons left, this mechanic didn't work (played on normal for 2 and hard for 3 for the first time in a while recently, knowing where to go would make saves as frequent possible on harder difficulties I imagine).
The OG didn't have a multiplayer mode. Or an arrange mode.
Was that police broadcast you can hear after jumping off the fire truck ladder an Outbreak reference? I never played those games but on the radio it was like "Officer trapped with three survivors" somewhere specific and it seemed too detailed to just be an offhand thing
Yeah bro instead a remake should be spending 40 hours of padded bullshit in a place that normally took 2 hours in the original, and end with a fight with a time traveling alternate dimension clone of the original that also says the original game was the BAD END! And also not even be a complete game either!
god she was absolutely hideous in the original cgi
at least claire was cute
IDK, but its pretty loose timing, try to do its when a zombie or Mr. X is just surpassing being less than an armslength away because thats usually when the attack comes out.
Some versions did have an arrange mode.
And it had mercenaries.
The multiplayer mode is also not part of RE3. It's a completely separate download with separate achievements. It was very clearly intended to be a completely separate thing, if the reaction to it hadn't been so mixed when they announced it months before the remake of 3 (which feels rushed) coincidentally was
When are we getting a face mod to make her based off RE1 Jill's live action actor? She was the cutest.
You take that back right now
Not him but my problem isn’t so much the lack of ink ribbons but the fact that hardcore has fucking auto save. Yes I know I can just reload my save but it’s not the same and just adds more busy work.
it doesn't matter really
even just knowing autosave is there and saves are infinite will change the way you play/feel about the threats at hand
seeing the big dumb logo in the corner also tells you when picking up an item spawned an enemy or changed something or whatever
The grenade turns most fights into a joke.
I struggled with rooftop nemesis on nigmare mode till I realized 2 nades are enough for him
>seeing the big dumb logo in the corner also tells you when picking up an item spawned an enemy or changed something or whatever
Yeah I hated this, it always put me in an alert mode where I was expecting an enemy spawn or something.
>tfw grinding kills at the hospital
People with all cheevos, is there a faster route?
Just woke up are people STILL salty about final nemesis being actually hard?
You can even use the aim button to do it.
And there is an unlockable that makes it easier
What is up with this mans hair helmet?
This nigga have like a 7-head bald.
>Hardcore mode
>Never used grenades
>Never used flashes
>Never used the magnum
>Just kept stockpiling them for the final fight
>Find out they’re fucking worthless
Yas Forumsros.....
Yeah that part in the RPD on nightmare got me by surprise.
I'm actually enjoying the game a lot more on nightmare, really feels like something else.
Hospital felt super tense too
Before the dog Nemesis fight, use the grenade launcher to kill the 6 enemies underground then reload.
>I'M FUCKING NATHANIEL BARD
it's always so weird to me when they add in some new character to a remake and force them into plot relevance
I died like 10 times because i refused to not use the gorillion flame rounds I saved
Was nikolai this much of a chad on the og?
Honey, I'm home!
>can get the perfect dodge every time
>struggle with the Carlos perfect punch
The hospital is fun, though.
Explain me the post credits scene
The original ended with railgunning him, why do you think the remake would change anything?
it's just a little scene to represent that jill plans to finish the fight
by which I mean get thrown out of a window and then turned into a dyejob aryan sex slave of wesker's
Total playtime is a joke. I paused the game and did house chores and it counted towards my total playtime.
Because in REmake 2 the final bosses for Claire and Leon were damage sponges and the sub weapons were very good for damaging them/running out the timer.
so CV remake next?
>trying to do no death Nightmare run with less than 5 saves
>have to play the entire beginning segment until I reach a point
It's the only one that actually needed a remake but considering capcom farmed out this one who the fuck knows how a remake of CV would turn out
It's hilarious that they couldn't resist pulling a capcom after REmake 2. Can't see how the next Monster Hunter and DMC turn out.
Where do you spend the 5 saves.
Remake 3 was great
I just want Carlos to pin me down in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. I want him to tell me that this is for my own good and that my last few hours on this planet should be ones of pleasure before we all are wiped clean by nuclear hellfire. I want to smell the filth and musk of his overworked body as it wrestles my comparatively weak frame to the cold, wet asphalt and feel the weight of those strong arms on top of my wrists. I want him to tell me everything is okay as he traces his calloused fingers down my lips and further onto my vulnerable body as his eyes soak in every inch in silent carnal admiration. No doubt at that point, between his obvious physical advantage and the weaponry he carries, I would have to submit to him and feel his lips press against mine with a surprising tenderness and yield to his hardened hands as they trace their way down my chest and stomach to my already stiff cock. I imagine I'd struggle to hold back my moans as he massaged it gently, with a softness incongruous to the mayhem around us. I want him to turn my over and cuff my hands behind my back and he pulls my trousers down, exposing bare ass to his hard member, already free from his jeans and ready for my hole.
I personally like Jill's design. I don't see what the fuss is about. It's like with Claire's - it seems realistic, but to call it ugly I think is an unfair judgement. Even if it is ugly, I don't see how that makes it inherently bad. Fucking coomers, honestly.
I knew from then on it was up to me to kill all men. Credits roll.