SCP Secret Laboratory

MEGAPATCH 3 has been released two days ago and there's a bunch of new fun stuff
Come play with anons on our Yas Forums server
steamcommunity.com/groups/SERVERCHADS
>MAIN SERVER:
twocows.moooo.com:7777

>Game:
store.steampowered.com/app/700330
The game is FREE and only 4~ GB to install
store.steampowered.com/app/700330/SCP_Secret_Laboratory/

Read this handy FAQ if you're new or are just coming back after some time:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_WC5SKBrHsI1LtwQuquJOsz19qtTjZwB8uYth1ATtiI/edit?usp=sharing
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit#gid=1074721744
Streamables archive:
pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

A list of our servers and how many people are playing can be found here:
memesystem.party/scp/
Right now at 10 of 60
THATS RIGHT WE CAN HAVE UP TO 60 NIGGAS SCREAMING and there's a bunch of new fun stuff
Come play with anons on our Yas Forums server

>MAIN SERVER:
twocows.moooo.com:7777
We reserve the right to ban anyone we or twocows; don't like
Repeat if Twocows or any of our mods housderloop, smkurosawa, merapsco, and whalespy are pissed off by you, you can and will be banned and if you mention ABIB then that's an autoban baby

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Other urls found in this thread:

arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/twocows/
streamable.com/lz1xy
arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/twocows.moooo/
streamable.com/aywso
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>We reserve the right to ban anyone we or twocows; don't like
why would i ever play on your faggy powertripping meme-spouter server

The faggot making these threads is a literal schizo. We don't even play SCP anymore because this cunt kept ruining games. To this day he is the only person we have banned despite being patient with them.

>discord but we are also beating and jerking off to SCP's corpse
i remember when this shit came out it the players were extremely unironically cringe inducing, guess it somehow got worse

MP3 is not released

MP2 is not even released

this server is full of the same 10ish autistic freaks who spend too much time namefagging and circlejerking each other and are actively hostile to new players, its not wroth even going to the server
even pubs are better

it only got worse on this server, pubs a have remained the same basically, just with stricter moderation. the twocows server used to have almost no moderation which is why people played it, but now you can see what a little bit of power will do to autistic people, completely ruin a game for everyone

go fuck yourself, this server is one of, if not THE worst, servers in the entire fucking game, nothing comes close in terms of shitbag moderation, admin abuse, cringe fucking repeated memes, and discord tranny bullshit possible

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For anyone trying to join. There is no server. This thread is just a perplexing endeavour by an user to spite a community that no longer exists.

What in the fuck is this thread?

Is this what happens when Chinese bots have their algorithms fuck up because they're responding to themselves?

CB > SL

at least post a higher res pic , retard

Either of those possibilities is concerning.

For some reason one of the people who used to play this game (nepnep, he went by) got really mad at everyone else and decided to dedicate a large portion of his life to trying to make us look bad. The biggest joke is, we don't even play the game anymore. It's just him

>we r gonna ban you in OP
Yeah I was interested but no go fuck yourself OP

you motherfuckers made yourselves look bad the minute you set up the "serverchad discord". the day i found out that was real was the day i left and never looked back, fucking faggots honestly

you never left. nep nep. You're still around while everyone else has moved on.

>zero self awareness
That's compy alright

im not nepnep, i actually used to genuinely enjoy playing on the server
i play on pubs now, its honestly a better experience

what the fuck are you talking about, this shit is the exact reason the game died, we never should have had a running thread during games

You absolute shit rains, there is no fucking server. N I G M O D E killed it months ago and it will NEVER return. There is no server. No one talks in the steam Serverchads. Compy makes these threads EVERYDAY with a script and you aren't smart enough to even realize it's BS?
PUBS SUCK. The game is bad and you're lying to yourself just to not look like the brainlet you truly are.

nepnep everyone used to like you when all you did was spam "nep nep" through voice chat. You should have stuck with that.
Did you even read the posts you responded to? I said the same thing as you

>im here every day looking at Yas Forums
>you guys arent even smart

Would you like some fries with that cope?

shutup faggot.

I'm starting to get convinced this is actually bots and not real people.

I mean, this could still be people replying to each other but they both must be schizophrenics to be spitting out unintelligible word salad like this. Monitoring the thread for possible conspiracy proof and hilarity.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOOOOOOL
u mad bro?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
mad bro?
mad?

piss
pisses on shithead

PISS
HAHAAHHAHAHAHA
PISSS
PISSS
PSISSS
LMAOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAAHHA
LOOOOOOOl

Some desperate fag posted an archive link of compy making threads everyday. I'm not here 24/7 like you are and compy here isn't either. Most of those threads 404 fast with no response.
The absolute state of you. Mad that you couldn't handle the truth?
It's the same 3-4 people replying with multiple ips.

See

Seeing as the thread isn't getting deleted, is there an actual update coming? I don't really expect to be able to enjoy this game like I used to, but I'm curious to see where all that patreon money is going.

>i know they make threads every single day ive seen them
>you are the one that is here every day though
???

It's essentially a scam at this point. The last 'update' took almost a year and all they added was a few new items. Now they are talking about adding status effects and a sprint meter.

No word on the 'new class' that was meant to arrive with 079

No word on adding the rest of 079's abilities

No word on the progress of the new surface zone

No word on the new pocket dimension

They try to maximize patreon money before they have a cutoff, then they start "showing the work they've made" and start spouting excuses for their "delays".

Mic spamming is so funny guys

ice cream? I love ice cream!

Gee, the fucking drama, was this the result of the time since we got the server running?

096 rework was supposed to be end of march, now cause of corona (allegedly) its now early april
so sometime soon apparently but dont be surprised when early becomes late and april becomes sometime in summer

no. it's just niggers having fun in these threads.

arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/twocows/

this complainer schizo has been making these for over a year to get us banned

WhoOh

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We've banned for even longer. What's his goal?

OH NO I HAVE TO DAMAGE CONTROL NOW!

that looks like some hard cope bro

FF and elevator nading were a mistake.

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no the mistake was letting twocopes run the new server.

streamable.com/lz1xy

boys i want to play again

Why don't one of you whinners go and make a new server with no rules?

this can't be healthy
also keep in mind this is not the exhaustive list as he began these before arch.b4k and didn't change the address in his pasta
arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/twocows.moooo/
Game is dead
I wish too but it's impossible now

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I'm not giving jewbert money just to play a shitty meme game.

i play the game every day its honestly still fun after 175 hours

because they know NO ONE will join a server with twocows, nigmode, housderloop, smkurosawa, merapsco, jullikas, and whalespy again.

You don't need to pay to play?
Play without them? Ban them or something.
Game's dead but you guys keep posting in these threads?

I can't fathom how one can bear pubs
streamable.com/aywso
Playing with friends sounds like shit too

the trick i never go on a pub that has more than 20 people, after 20 it all turns to shit but sub 20 is usually pretty chill

the Yas Forums server was like this too, im surprised you dont remember how bad it could get

>SCP game thread
>It's just a bunch of server drama
kek, anyone who plays this shit must have some kind of severe autism

We don't, check the archive link and you'll see 95% of these threads die with no reply

Nobody plays the game. That's what everybody's saying. Learn to read.

The only egregious person you mentioned is nigmode, and even he had his moments. What''s your problem with the others? Not saying there weren't some absolute rotters, but I remember getting along well with everyone you posted.

Anyone remember the name "Narr"? I cheated on your server and got everyone together to hunt me down. Shit was gold.

>compy got so butthurt that he STILL makes these threads over a year later
that is amazing,please continue i laugh my ass off whenever i see your thread.
the game and server are dead and you sill can't let go kek

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we only replied because someone in the discord posted the thread.

>in the discord
This explains everything.

Anyone remember the impostor neps? Maybe that's why nep-prime went crazy.

is that any less autistic, searching the catalog for one of these threads to make sure you're on time to flood it with defense for a dead server
why defend the server if its dead and no longer matters, why even call the guy out, what the fuck are you even doing here

discord lol