Steam friend tells you his/her fetishes without reason

>steam friend tells you his/her fetishes without reason

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>in a steam thread
>some guy offers to gift a free game to anyone who adds him
>add him
>1 new message
>"Let me guess. You added me because you wanted a free game, right?"
>*BLOCKED*

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>steam 11yo nephew friend sends you youtube FNAF songs through the chat

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how do you even respond to that

>talks to his steam friends

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>her fetishes

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ignore or lol

>not being always offline all the time

damn i pity all of u being unable to make friends with similar interests such as videogames

>Add a Yas Forums gremlin
>Get asked to give game for exchange of feet pics
yeah fuck off cunt, keep you fetishes to yourself

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>friend invites you to an anal vore coming out party

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who actually finds this shit attractive

>i ordered pizza and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.
Jesus..

>guy adds me
>wants to trade tf2 shit for overpay
>he tells me that my items may be "glitched" and he needs to verify with an admin that mine are completely normal
>sends link to the profile of "Tony Paloma"
>tells me to add him
>i call out on his bullshit and show him the profile of the real Tony Paloma
>he says i'm busy and probably it would be better if we din't trade with "glitched items"
>he blocks me

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please be fake please be fake please be fake

This was the most well paid woman on the internet a couple of years ago so plenty

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>add guy who I played Deep Rock Galactic with
>I enjoy the game, but I take breaks
>every time I log in, he wants to play DRG
>That's all he plays. Plays literally 12+ hours of it a day, everyday
>doesn't understand that there are other games
For fuck's sake man

People who've never seen a real orgasm before

zoomers have very peculiar taste

>underestimating autism

blocking/ignoring/staying in invisible mode 24/7

>women
>real orgasm
kek they're faking that shit all the time

They certainly don't look like those ahegao shits either though m8

>>>>>steam users

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me

She has a wonderful pairs, though

And risk meeting a gigantic insufferable sperglord memetard who browses Yas Forums?

> has steam friends

>steam friend is based

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dios mio it just gets worse the more you read

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my nephew does this shit to me two years ago but with minecraft videos. He moved on to it and now sends roblox videos. He also adds my facebook to some random ass minecraft and roblox groups.

true

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They most certainly will have to if they do it with you

No man should care if a woman gets off anyway

I have a tongue fetish but the eye thing is a turn off. Makes them look like retards

It's only good in 2D and even then I don't care for it.

retards do. Mostly zoomers

literally vomit inducing

>I'm not stupid
>what did I do wrong?
>Should I try to do the party again?

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my fetish is impregnation in the missionary position while handholding for the sole purpose of recreation

Only with your tiny dick, Tyrone

Nobody asked

>wanting kids
look at this retard

based

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you already deal with that every time you look in the mirror i guess, must be too hard to see the same traits in others let alone yourself

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specifically after marriage RIGHT?

FUCKING BASED

Women are so pathetic.

Same. Feels bad

Jesus christ it actually enrages me to the point of wanting to hit her really hard rather than sexually turning me on.

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you sick fuck

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>have a breeding/impregnation fetish
>don't want to raise a family
Like father like son I guess

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>recreation
degen

Is your skin dark?

Same, except I prefer WOT. It's totally kino moment when you handholding

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>Person you met online starts talking about their personal problems.

Nigger, I'm an adult man, I have problems up the ass and I play games SPECIFICALLY to relax from them.

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I'm not going to fuck your wife user

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Ahegao ruined hentai, now 3dpd is trying to make itself even worse by copying it. I don't get it.

>all my fetishes are staturday morning cartoons tropes

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I think you forgot the stereotype that black fathers always abandon their children.
Besides I don't have a wife and I wouldn't want nigger dick in her if I did.

I like Asanagi

Give me his nick. I#m poor, have cute feet and no selfworth.

Look man I dont try to explain my schlong.

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>having fetishes
Pathetic.

Agreed
Hate this fucking generation

> handholding

Sick sick bastard, I hope you degenerate bastards go to hell

>my aunt defended me
Fucking women, every fucking time

>Ann x Ryuji
Nice

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I think pic related is a lot more attractive than some attention whore

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