Hogwarts RPG
Hogwarts RPG
Parker Barnes
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Sebastian Bell
"No!"
Tyler Cooper
>tfw no Bully-style Hogwarts game
Mason Morris
Why would I want to be the gayest form of magic user possible?
Gas the Houdinis, race war now.
Muggle Pride World WIde.
Tyler Perry
Harry Potter books really aren't that great and Rowling is a cunt, but I still loved the books as a kid.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>Hogwarts RPG
>Its just an ARPG with some stats shown on items, the ability to customize your character and say more than one thing in a conversation that will lead up to the exact same outcome every playtrough.
William Young
The strength of HP was always the world. Fanfiction is way more based, unironically.
This, unfortunately. Modern devs are SOULLESS.
David Murphy
>The strength of HP was always the world
LOL!!!!
Angel Thompson
Not an argument.
Noah Martinez
How could you hope to make a compelling RPG out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Jace Russell
based schizo
On one hand Rowling is a mediocre writer, on other, you need help bro cause I'm seeing this kind of posts very often
Luke Cruz
How would you do it, Yas Forums?
Owen Hill
This copy pasta.
Bentley Gonzalez
Great Gatsby is a garbage novel.
Just an fyi.
Anthony Garcia
based
kotor method
Set it in another time distant from the books but aesthetically the same.
Parker Price
FLIPENDO
John Taylor
Hogwarts third person shooter.
FUCK EA IM STILL MAD
Angel Collins
>The strength of HP was always the world
How? They barely even explore anything past the Hogwarts grounds. Name-dropping various wizarding schools and historical names doesn't make a good world.
Andrew Nguyen
This never stops being entertaining
Samuel Barnes
>RPG
Ryder Wood
Im putting all my points into Potions Mastery
Luis Moore
Jonathan Jenkins
Why not just literally copy the Persona formula?
Josiah Ramirez
>Armond "Kang of Yas Forums" White wrote this pasta
FUCKING BASED.
Joseph Davis
Because weebs are awful.
Ryder Watson
This copypasta has always been weird to me, because on the one hand I know for a fact that the Harry Potter books aren't the literary godsend they're portrayed as, but on the other hand that tier list just screams "I have pretentious tastes and want validation" and I can't help but let it color my view of the criticisms in the post.
It's a perfect storm of opinions I'm not invested enough in to challenge but am just invested enough in to know they're a bit off.
John Fisher
Carson Moore
Merula is stinky. STINKY!
James Baker
What board was that posted on?
Asher Myers
> (anime site)
doesn't matter which, it was a blue board on 4channel. This is an ANIME SITE.
Jose Green
Yes, I agree this is an anime site. Just curious.
David Morris
Wasn't there a leak a while back?
Connor Cruz
What happened to this?
youtube.com
Andrew Foster
4channel has never been an anime website.
David Thompson
Brandon Torres
What's a Yas Forums and why should I care about it?
David Mitchell
It's the website you're on now. Don't tell me you're actually using that retarded 4channel domain... Everyone knows it's still Yas Forums and the same facts apply.
Brody Lewis
It got leaked so rather than release the thing everyone got hyped for they're reworking it so it can be "unexpected" again.
Because developers big enough to get the license for something as big as Harry Potter are run by retards.
Landon Bennett
based
Easton Nelson
Ankh-Morpork RPG.
Zachary Morales
/g/
Asher Allen
I wish
Thomas Gray
Rec me some good fanfiction
Austin White
Harry Potter Futanari One Shots. Eleven chapters, each one focusing on a different futa female fucking Harry Potter in the ass.
Jonathan Long
this
Lucas Anderson
wish id gotten into harry potter as a kid. but instead i became a furry...
Robert Adams
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's a parody where Harry is smart and uses muggle knowledge to dab on the wizard world.
Isaac Martin
Thanks bro
Blake Butler
Where the fuck do you even find this. All I got was some sketchy russian site
Brody Hall
Hentai Foundry. I think mods still bad for linking to adult stuff so I didn't post the link.
Jeremiah Robinson
HOWEVER
Gavin Richardson
This pasta gets me every time, it never gets old
Christian Reed
>puts on invisiblility cape
>use multijuice potion
>rapes hermione
>rapes luna
>rapes every other classmate from rival houses so they never track the rapings down to me
Grayson Sanders
I just want a magic school RPG and I don't even know why. I'll even take Witchbrook from Chucklefish, but I know that will be shit.
Jaxon Bailey
>gets caught by a fucking memory bowl
Enjoy getting sucked off in Azkaban.
Carson Hill
Just remove the memory and store it until after the investigations are over.
Josiah Cruz
What if they find the stored memories? Where would you hide them?
Gabriel James
those textures look like shit.
Kevin Moore
Fuck off auror, i'm not revealing my methods.
Jaxon Morgan
In a place which is protected by a Secret Keep, who is unrelated to anyone at school.
Kevin Myers
Harry Potter has always seemed like a strangely limited world to me. Everything in wizarding life seems to revolve around a school. You have all the most powerful wizards teaching there and the main villains plan seems to revolve entirely around it. It's like nothing happens outside of hogwarts.
Christopher Sanchez
Sounds like a hassle. I'd rather steal some hair from some sexy witches and use multijuice potion with a buddy, taking turns fucking each other. Transformed of course.
James Long
Having a place protected by a Secret Keeper has a crazy number of benefits. I'm shocked more people don't use them, and frankly they introduce a lot of problems into the world.