Im sick guys not corona tho

Hurry up and post more anime mommies before the janny finishes his hot pocket.

Literally made for ...

This one's nice but i expected to see her bum.

-handholding

GIVE ME HOT MOMMY SEX!!!!!!

cuddlefucking

Is this the undercover coomer thread?

I summon thee waifu slut. Appear before us and start making me horny

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So you didn't understand MEMEME?
>coomer
Oh of course not

big dog knots

retard

Welcome to the club, i'm just getting better from a cold

Meant for

shut up retard

Hes talking about that erping faggot from the other threads

MOMMY

Mommykino

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Lads I want to feel a woman's boobs before I die but it looks like that won't be possible.
Also I'm having a hard time accepting my own death. Fuck China.

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bros is Voltes V worth watching

I'm an ERPing faggot too don't worry

good taste in mommys

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do you have corona?

Kinjo Yuuwaku Tomodachi no Okaa-san Hen Kouhen

nyahentai2.com/g/232847/list2/

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No, but I will eventually. It's going to wipe out a good 60% of humanity. And us lower class plebs are going to be the first to go.

Bless you, user

>tfw don't understand milfs
Honestly can't get into it. They're just old, used women, and they're sometimes the insert's REAL mother. Wouldn't you rather prefer fresh, teenage girls or at the very least women below 25?

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>censored
pass

What the hell is wrong with you guys? Like seriously, you fap to this stuff?

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>Be younger, around age 12
>Start to think my mom is hot
>I mean full blown Oedipus type
>Hang in her room and try to catch her changing, burying my face in her pillow but trying to peek through my fingers
>She was never in view enough
>Have a really close relationship with her and liked to lay on her tummy when I was younger
>I want to see her tits so god damned bad
>Eventually move to laying my head on her belly under her shirt
>Every time I try to get closer and closer to seeing her tits. Only get underboob at best.
>Keep reading more incest stories and fapping hard to them
>Whenever she or my dad want me to leave the room they claim they're gonna get naked, I never call her bluff to hide my shame
>Often have dreams involving sex with my mom
>One day we were in the laundry room and I push her over
>I look into her eyes and she looks at mine
>I couldn't do it, make some silly noise and play it off as playing around and get off
>Now that I'm older I more understand the boundaries and why fucking a family member would be a really bad idea
>Still have dreams involving sex with my mom on occasion. Don't fap to the idea anymore though unless I just had a dream like that sometimes and it's still hot while not fully awake
I'm 80% sure she knows but I'd never ask
I also saw my grandmas tits once and they were better than expected. Dads side of the family. I try to block that one out

I never got the appeal of these MEMEME girls. They're too skinny. Even then when skinny girls are sometimes ok for me, something just feels off about it. I couldn't fap to them if I tried. Maybe it's the face?

>armpit hair
there is nothing worse

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Lets be honest here, who on Yas Forums has sucked on some breasts? I did, shit was cash.

katerina hartlova valory irene

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>All that buildup for fucking nothing

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I've sucked 3 pairs of breasts (other than being breast fed as a child). Love that shit.

It's generally just that they get the voluptuous bodies while most fresh girls as you put it are stick figures in comparison. Similarly, they are regularly portrayed with a calm, mature demeanor and softer features which is also attractive in its own way.
They've proven their appeal by becoming MILFs, and gregnancy causes breast growth and widening of the hips, further enhancing that desired busty form.
It's like one in a million genetic lottery for some 18+ girl to have a knockout bombshell body, but many 20-30-something mothers who keep in shape after birth can literally grow such a figure.

>tfw the best pair of tits I know is someone with extreme political and retarded to the point of being insufferable
It hurts user

*better

What's the taste like?

I should have made a move when I was still an early teen. I was too late to get away with anything by the time I had some real balls

They're fine as a side girl/webm related

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Same.

I'm guessing kidney infection based on the blood in my piss thursday, and the vomiting and liquid shits i had Saturday morning.

>I should have made a move when I was still an early teen
Too late by then. You gotta do that shit from like 3 to 10, if you want to succeed, that is.

If they've showered, then not much. Tastes like skin I guess. If they've been sweating then it's a whole different story.

if it makes you feel any better there's been blood in my cum the last few times i've fapped and it's terrifying

What about if they've been sweating then?

Fertility goddesses are a gift to mankind from YHWH himself.

Yeah my girlfriend's.
Shit is amazing.
It further reinforced my idea that men are shit and people who want to fuck them are missing out

For me?
It's Lady Fyre.

A bit salty, but still hot.

Was this post made by a lesbo?

Same guy, that happened to me on, I shit you not, halloween last year. (based on my "blood in semen" google search in my history)

It is terrifying when cum since blood is like a line in the tissue, it's not evenly throughout.

Tastes like women sweat. It's nice but still faint, hard to explain. The taste of pussy is much stronger.

>cutoff for old, used women is 25
o i'm laffin

Anything come of it? Google told me it usually goes away on its own and it doesn't seem nearly as visible as it was a few days ago (just a bit of muddled red last time as opposed to a bunch of bright red on like Wednesday) but I'm paranoid.

Wasn't horny until 10. She loves me and could consider me autistic enough to get away with it as a kid. Is there any way I could ask her now if she knew?

Silly there's no women on Yas Forums, I'm a boy

Look it’s xev bellringer

I mean, the current blood piss and vomiting situation isn't a good sign.

I think I didn't fap for like 4 days when it happened last year, when I broke the seal again it was fine.

>Milfs give me a boner
>Filthy nonvirgins kill my boner
>Fall into an endless loop of going from flaccid to fully erect back to flaccid and fully erect again in intervals of 20 seconds until I distract myself with videogames or something else
There is no joy in this life. I was put on Earth just to suffer.

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Oh as far as the piss thing that just sounds like kidney issues, entirely unrelated since they're like different tubes.

Thanks for the information at least friend

but its a 2% mortality rate, unless you are a fat fuck or chronically ill already you will literally just recover on your own

The best way to get over used goods is steal someones current girl

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>Wasn't horny until 10
What the fuck is wrong with you

..her son's dick.

Sauce?

>he cooms

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>Fall into an endless loop of going from flaccid to fully erect back to flaccid and fully erect again in intervals of 20 seconds
...what?

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because im a dumb virgin and i would want someone understanding to teach me

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op here im feeling better now
mommy gave me chicken soup

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I'm never too sick for mommy

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I swear if I ever get to make an AAA game I'm gonna make the mom an optional route but have it be all subtle like you get to spy on her in the shower or apply suntan lotion on her body

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holy fuck bros

>but its a 2% mortality rate
It's like 0.2% in 15-45 year olds

OP here I'm trans BTW.

>no sex
bravo simp

Omg is that real??

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I'm hungry, looks good

Real?

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op again found out me mum ordered pizza and paid extra for delivery since lockdown

gonna play hollow knight all day

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not our fault your mom is an ugly ogre

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too much cuckshit but a lot of her videos are kino

Could have been 9 idk. I remember wanting to kiss girls at 6 but it just didn't go to my dick to my memory.

But are you cute?

shota dick

that happens in summertime saga

>You will never have as good dance moves as this kot.
Should I just end it all bros?

>All women I've been with didn't like their breast touched or felt little to nothing
So fucking sad. I just want some sensible tiddies to play with.

Yeah. Why do you think I love hentai so much?

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to me, mothers are the pinnacle of unconditional love. of course not all mothers give their kids love, but the pinnacle of love would be a mother caring for a child no matter how fucked up or disabled the child is since theres no inherent incentive to take care of them besides the instinct of motherhood

younger women are incapable of that level of selflessness, they value personal pleasures over sacrificing for the sake of others thus making them shittier lovers and more for cumming and dumping

You can tell it's gonna be some degenerate shit based on this shitty lifeless art style.

arent't tranies offended by the existence of futa porn?

this makes me want to BE the mommy

Liking /ss/ but not incest is a weird feel, since so much of it is sister/mommy stuff.

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>Be me, quit working for a month because 70hr weeks were burning me out
>Go stay with family on mom's side while I drive around
>Always kinda had a thing for mom but she's mom
>Nothing to do out there so watching first twilight movie on DVD since I've never seen it and remember shitting on it pretty hard
>In bed in just boxers and mom comes in to hang out wearing just a tee shirt and panties
>Pretty late at night, she climbs under blanket and we talk a little while snuggling, things are kinda awkward and I'm the big spoon
>After awhile she starts backing it up into me and I try to back away cause I'm starting to get hard, but she holds onto my arms that are around her so I can't get away
>Starts telling me about how she misses me and how ill always be her little boy as I'm hard pressed against her starting to lose my mind, both of us kinda breathing heavy
>Sister kicks in door and I shit you not starts yelling about how we are committing incest
>Mom gets up, to yell at sister, we never talked about it again

yeah my mom was shit too bro
keep on keeping on

What is your cutoff bros? Mine would be double my age (50),

>thread still up
are mods confirmed BASED?

Is this... a self parody or?