>west coast, this is overlord
>we see 100 bogies in your sector, confirm?
>lmao good one overlord, skies are clear
>aight, how about you, east coast?
>THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
West coast, this is overlord
DEFEND BURGERTOWN
>some dudes shot up an airport what do we do
>let's launch a full scale invasion of america lmao
In January Americans nearly had a full-scale war with Middle East again because they killed ONE person
>your top general gets killed
>in response, shoot down one of your own commercial airliners with a fucking missile
you should forfeit your right to be called a country after a fuckup like this
I enjoyed seeing all the sandnigger diaspora crawl out of the woodwork shitting their pants about a "top general" who got caught trying to set an embassy on fire like a nigger
I loved the Favela mission in Brazil
GHOST IM GOING HARD RIGHT
HE'S GONNA GET AWAY
NO HE'S NOT
R
Five years ago, I lost fifty thousand men in the blink of an eye, and the world just fucking watched.
>Russians have a mcguffin from a crashed U.S. satellite that lets them somehow launch a massive invasion force without the U.S. or anyone else knowing anything about it before its too late.
>They invade only the east coast somehow bypassing all NATO presence in the north atlantic
ghost dies
RAMIREZ YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD THAT'S RACIST
The SEALs mission is incredibly underrated.
>25 bucks
I'd replay it for the memes, but 25 bucks for a CoD single player campaign? Come the fuck on.
>Five years ago, I lost fifty thousand men trying to bumrush a crazy terrorist with connections to other bad-boy terrorists that have wmds
>that one loading screen where it's the emergency broadcast and nothing else
2 and the first half of 3 were so good
Is the TTK in the campaign as low as it is in multiplayer?
I'm 27 and I feel like I don't have the reflexes to ADS or shoot faster than anyone younger than me.
how else are you going to make a script for a war between the number 1 and 2 military powers who are so far ahead of everyone else it's not even funny and have M.A.D. preventing a war between either of them
mcguffins
but yeah, invading lesser shitholes and/or playing as spec-ops is much more "realistic"
>suddenly, one easter egg in All Ghillied Up where you can kill Makarov become irrelevant
does the remaster have multiplayer?
>star!
>STAR OR ILL FUCKING SHOOT!!
Modern Warfare 2 singleplayer is the best modern day FPS campaign there is.
I want a CoD where we nuke china, pretty tired of this anti-Russian anti-white CIA bullshit
no unfortunately but I'm still getting it
nah, that'll be CoD4
>if 627s the piece of meat makarov wants lets hang him from a tree
based line, based accent, based soap
You get to fight the Chinese in Black Ops 2.
ok putinbot
nah m8 battlefield 4 will be the last american shooter that has chinese as antagonists, market is just too huge to anger
not to mention the conflict itself is implausible, russia can't invade shit
I want to NUKE china though
>Russia's butthurt-belt diaspora has entered the thread
top kek
Russia is the only realistic opponent the US can have
Literally WHO else can duke it out on the same level
>same two bland settings for 90% of the campaign
nah
Military FPS, yes. Not the best FPS campaign though. Metro 2033 (not recucks) beats it by a long shot.
this
our true enemies are those slant eyed fucks, for the good of humanity china must be destoyed
>cryptocommies actually believe this
>number 1 and 2 military powers who are so far ahead of everyone else
Russia wouldnt even get past France and UK
But hey, the bad guy gotta be convincing somehow
>intro mission 10/10 miles better than MW2
>desert missions 10/10 miles better than MW2
>russia missions 10/10 miles better than MW2
mw 2 has what? favelas and snow russia?
no one, not even ruskies can, but according to recent navy wargames scenarios china might hold its own in South China Sea against US come 2025, which is a mighty fine accomplishment
Russians would glass France and UK then roll over you in rusty t72s
Cope
china literally has more active personnel than the US not to mention an actual navy
any russian attempt at war would get immediately get dunked hard by any US carrier group
Russia's been doing some pretty spooky stuff recently. Nuclear propelled missiles, floating reactors, who the fuck knows what else?
>favelas
>snow
>generic corny HURAH middle east missions
>mainland US and white house invasion
>NO RUSSIAN
>GULAG
>submarine
>FUCKING
>FAVELAS
CoD4 is incredibly overrated
>Last mag, make it count
US and Russia will never fight each other because of M.A.D.
So comparing both countries conventionally is a borderline idiotic cope either done by military illiterates, or cucks from lesser irrelevant shitholes
>that one time australia/america had wargames and the australians outsmarted the americans by using undetectable diesel/electric submarines
>americans got so butthurt that they changed the rules and forced the australians to turn on their diesel motors, making them stand out miles away
lmao
chinks are weak and this isn't the medieaval ages where your malnourished goblin army can bumrush against artillery
>might be able to hold its own
>china handed the US' stinky ass to them in each of the 18 war games they simulated
right
>fucking favelas
yeah fucking favelas
are you seriously trying to make them out as a good part of the game you stupid fucking monkey?
JESUS CHRIST PRICE YOU CANT SAY THE N-WORD IN THE ATMOSPHERE OVER THE EAST COAST WHAT ARE YOU INSAYAN???
Europe have nukes, twice the manpower and 3 times the military budget of Russia
There's absolute nothing Russia could do
Was it kino?
>Russians would glass France and UK then roll over you in rusty t72s
>Cope
Australians are only held back by how humble they are.
I don't think any on-foot invasion of the US would work because there's too many pissed off fat people with guns and grenades. Our military would also shit on any other military hardcore, the only thing any other country has over us is special forces and MAD.
source? I guessed so
it's actually a misnomer that Russia doesn't spend a lot on its military because the metric is adjusted to US dollars. in reality Russia can field a massive military for less than other countries because they do it all practically in house which, when adjusted for dollars makes them seem like a pathetic force
This is not what Yas Forums said back then
It really is cute seeing all of you irrelevant weak shitholes try to copepost about matching the might behind US/Russia
It's CUTE
The whole navy game is changing, Aircraft Carriers are getting pushed further away from land to stay safe from attacks, Submarines are stealthier than ever, and satellite technologies are gonna make spotting ships a lot easier than sending out recon planes. I hope the US is keeping up with new technologies, cause if they aren't the chinks are gonna outcompete them in the seas
I was there, there were comfy threads if my memory serves me right and Yas Forums had MP lobbies too
I’m surprised they kept the no Russian mission in there with today’s political climate
>simulations
>w-we have nukes too!
US and Russia control 95% of ALL nukes on the planet. That's right. The remaining 5% (FIVE PERCENT LMAO) is distributed between everyone else
>we n-nuke!!
No you literally don't
A first strike from either the US or Russia will literally remove your weak shithole from existence
Australians are natural born killers, too bad Chinkland is conquering them economically and not with an army
>Russia
>not an irrelevant shithole
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