How do we stop the time ghosts bros?
How do we stop the time ghosts bros?
Zachary Fisher
Kevin Green
I'm glad that everyone already dismissing the stupid time traveling Sephiroth shit.
Aiden Phillips
Suck them up in a Vaccum
Caleb Jackson
>SHUT
>IT
>DOWN
Adrian Hernandez
>I'm glad we managed to stop those terrorists, now we can safely get home.
>why the fuck are ghosts at the whe-
Henry Davis
RETCON REVENANTS
Noah Ross
>yfw time ghosts intervened in our timeline so that Nomura would be in charge of FF7R
Adrian Bennett
F77 IS NOW A FUCKING EPISODE OF TIME COP!!!
Dylan Lopez
>that comedic zoom-in
What were they thinking?
Christopher Morris
So is that Time Sephiroth carrying Jenova, which in the original game was the fake Sephiroth who was impersonating Sephiroth by turning itself into him?
So it's Sephiroth carrying Sephiroth's Sephiroth? So Sephiroth might carry Jenova back to himself in the crater so there can be three Sephiroths in the same shot. Nevermind all the Reunion clones and Jenova fragments, who can also be turned into Sephiroths.
Ayden Gomez
Don't you mean Quantum Leap?
Owen Nguyen
Are they really giving The Spirits Within another go?
Camden Mitchell
So you're telling me the FF7 remake being bastardized is a victory condition for this timeline?
Alexander Williams
>no time ghost general in title
HELP US TIME GHOSTS
>Cloud and Zack were Niebelheim incident surivvors, like the only two, and he experimented on them for years.
Most of the black cloak dudes are survivors from Nibelheim. The village isn't really just six buildings. That's just a technical limitation.
Bentley Collins
>Cloud: haha mako reactor go brrrr
>No no no! That's not his line at all!
Jacob Anderson
>Huh, you know what? Maybe leaving the last metroid in the galaxy with these defenseless scientists isn't the best idea. I think I'll take this ba- holy shit is that a chozo ghost!?
Joseph Hernandez
Drowning in the introspection he couldn't even spell, he grasped at answers
Brody Baker
>Maybe I shouldn't mistreat my adopted daughter and pay more attention to her after the horrific deaths of all her loved ones
>IS THAT A PORNO MAG!??!?!
Thomas Kelly
It's Jenova Sephiroth carrying a Sephiroth clone number 2.
Camden Reyes
Post yrw this mother fucker crosses universes and suddenly shows up on the scene in FFVIIR Part 2 to help fight the time ghosts.
Carson Campbell
>Well Gordon, our experiment went off without a hitch! Retrieve the sample an-
>Good heavens, what IS that thing?!
Jordan Cruz
>You know on second thought, this race riot isn't really my concern. It's sad, but if I've learned anything over the past year it's that a man can only be responsible for so much in this world and I'm not going to risk my family again to-
>A ghost. I wonder how many more will turn up?
Luke Anderson
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
Kevin Russell
AHHH help cloud. I can't stop the plate from falling because the ghosts replaced the control panel with a jpeg!
Brayden Wood
How do you top the absurdity of part 1? Aeris killing Sephiroth?
Chase James
NOMURA NOOOO PLEASE LEAVE IT ALONE YOURE RAPING HIM!!!!
Landon Mitchell
The operation was a complete success!
>Time Ghost pulls the plug
Aiden Williams
>not including "a Drowner™, gotta be" somehow
Nolan Flores
>dude snap zooms are so dynamic and movie like
Luke Baker
Feels good to be at the epicenter of a meme
Hunter Phillips
YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
Aaron Scott
>You know, maybe Samus' butt is fine the way it i-
Camden White
Okay, so in the actual original game, "JENOVA Sephiroth" is the number one tattoo clone, who talks to Dio in the Gold Saucer as well.
Square decided during the compilation that number one tattoo clone was actually JENOVA shapeshifting into Sephiroth, even though in the game he throws pieces of JENOVA at you
So is the Sephiroth that kills President Shinra and stabs Barret number one tattoo clone, JENOVA Sephiroth, or time travel Sephiroth?
How will people who've never played the original of this game make any sense out of any of this?
Adam Morgan
>yfw they came up with something even stupider than a randomly selected assortment of FFVII fanfics' plots and AU's
I'm genuinely impressed. I didn't think they could pull something this fucked out of their asses
William James
These threads are gold. I love you guys
Anthony Bennett
>look, I'm not saying it's a big deal, I'm just say--
>for the LAST time Dan, Cloud is not STILL holding on to Tifa's underwear from 5 years ago
>don't be so mad Carl, I'm just saying the original timeline never SAID he got rid of th--
>DAN! Just...just stop
>please
Asher James
GRAB HIM NOW
Cameron Garcia
>Good job company, we're finally ready to release our new Cooking Mama gam-
Oliver Foster
>How will people who've never played the original of this game make any sense out of any of this?
They won’t and they won’t need to. They’ll love it regardless and come up with all kinds of dumb theories that rely on their lack of understanding, touting it as a virtue of the game. Keep in mind what happened with Bioshock Infinite.
Jayden Miller
Except we got one winged Sephiroth already when he haven't even ascended yet
Adrian Thompson
Ghost in a nutshell, feel free to use pic related:
> NOOOOOOOO
> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
> GO BACK TO YOUR RESPECTIVE PLOT!
> YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE/KILL THIS PERSON!
> OH FUCK, NOW WE HAVE TO RESURRECT THIS GUY.
> YOU TRYING TO GRENADE, BITCH? WELL TOO BAD?
Michael Reyes
There's probably various factions of time ghosts. Some ghosts are cool with minor deviations as long as the major points are hit and some are so autistic they'll throw a shit-fit if a characters puts on the wrong pair of socks.
Charles Morris
Just like Angeal and Genesis?
Joshua Howard
Gods you're right. Square probably didn't even think about any of those things when they wrote the new scene anyways.
All subtlety that the original had is gone, replaced with the time ghost.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>this guy doesn't know that Sephiroth has a wing in crisis core and that it's the equivalent of DBZ powering up for him
oh user, how little shame you have
Connor Turner
>I spoke to the devil in miami, he said everything would be fi-
>BOO
Jason Hall
>Miyamoto-san, we're ready to show you the latest result of our efforts! An all-new entry in the Paper Mario series, going back to the style of the fan-favorite Thousand Year Door! What do you think?
>This is actually very good! I'd like you to maybe spice it up here and there with some new ideas, but fundamentally I'm extremely-
>Everyone in the room stares at the Time Boo that is covering its face in shyness
Tyler Morales
Unironically really like the basic bitch "we have to catch up to sephiroth" plot of the original and find it to be better constructed than this seemingly convoluted mess
Didnt grow up with the original
Chase Gray
TIME JANNIES
>TIME JANNIES
Cooper Cooper
>Keep in mind what happened with Bioshock Infinite.
They already forgot about that game. That's the weird shit they just consume games like it's disposable and we are the ones who are overly critical and like actually CARE. We're the only ones who even remember bioshock infinite anymore!
Isaac Nelson
take your meds bro or go to sleep or something
Blake Hill
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO MAKE YOUR REMADE GAME NOT SUCK ASS
HE'D RATHER HAVE
A CHOCOBO
TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR
HE'D RATHER EAT
THE ROTTEN ASSHOLE
OF JESSIE'S CORPSE AND DOWN IT WITH BEER
HE'S THE ANGRIEST TIME GHOST YOU'VE EVER HEARD
HE'S THE ANGRY SQUARE ENIX NERD
HE'S THE ANGRY PLAYSTATION SONY NERD
HE'S THE ANGRY
NOMURA GHOST
NERD
Jackson Brooks
>I've had enough Jumpman! I'm taking Lady to be my bride. If you want her... wait, what the fuck is that?
Dominic Perry
Given what they represent, there are probably also shipper factions within the overall body of time ghosts, meaning some would consider any extra attention on a girl to be an actionable offense while the others would consider that to be "elaboration on clearly established canon".
Every time Jessie thirsts for cloud, there is a huge autistic time ghost fight happening just off-screen.
Luis Scott
That's retarded because in the original only Jenova could be used by Sephiroth to manifest.
Brayden Sanchez
If you bring it up most of them will be like “yeah one of my favorite games of all time, it was so clever!” But I would agree they likely haven’t thought about it in years.
Carter Lee
That's what I said, Jenova Sephiroth.
Landon Richardson
>remake game for newer audience and fans of the original
>change up the story in a way that relies on familiarity with the original, confusing new players and upsetting returning ones
Brandon Edwards
Yeah like go to any social media or whatever or even reddit and no one brings up that game or any old game. Games are just disposable entertainment you play once and then forget about forever. WE're the nerds who actually give a damn.
Dominic Smith
So it's Jenova pretending to be Sephiroth carying another guy pretending to be Sephiroth but making it look like it's Sephiroth pretending to be Jenova carrying Jenova?
I always assumed there was more than one of these fuckers going around looking like Sephiroth. And also that Jenova doesn't care about losing bits of itself.
underrated
Gabriel Davis
I wonder how far nomura went to flesh out the laws of quantum physics in the world of ff7
Dylan Wood
Imagine being a Persona time ghost. The romance canon is loose enough so that any of the girls could work and then the re-release comes along and introduces a "true" girl.
Jason Bell
>Yas Forums
Wait a minute, that awful game...
>normies
haha bad plot goes BRRR
Lucas Robinson
Kek
Caleb Barnes
Somebody give me a rundown on these ghosts. What the hell are they and what are they doing?
Robert Martin
Time ghosts
Lucas Jones
Changebad ghosts.
Logan Nelson
ghosts of time
Brandon Cook
Time cops
Brayden Moore
are you niggers really sniffing your own dickholes over video games?
fucking pathetic
Landon Ward
They're time cops stopping Sephiroth and Kuraudo from changing the past.
Carson Gutierrez
Seconds Spectres
Owen Edwards
MYSTERY NIGGAS
Jaxon Gomez
Hour specters
Xavier Davis
>So it's Jenova pretending to be Sephiroth carying another guy pretending to be Sephiroth but making it look like it's Sephiroth pretending to be Jenova carrying Jenova?
Anthony Gomez
Sephiroth is from the future and wants to change the past, so time ghosts are trying to stop him.
Luis Howard
lock them in a library
David Miller
Nomura is trying to remake the story and the ghosts want to stop him
Jayden Reed
Paradox Phantasms
Lincoln Sullivan
No it's Jenova pretending to be Sephiroth carying another guy pretending to be Sephiroth but making it look like it's Sephiroth carrying Sephirtoh
Isaiah Sullivan
Police poltergeist
Lincoln Roberts
Department of Temporal Investigations
John Thompson
Time "Make a change? Well, you're in range" Ghosts