>Yas Forums recommends a card game
>begrudgingly buy it because most card games are RNG shitfests
>it's a RNG shitfest
wow what a surprise, this game is fucking bullshit
Yas Forums recommends a card game
Gabriel Gutierrez
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Adam Rogers
t. brainlet
Nathaniel Lewis
>superior version incoming
Juan Bennett
What is it with teenagers and """RNG"""? Is it a streamer thing?
Firstly, arr-enn-gee is such a gay way to stay that. It's "Randomness" or "Luck", not a three letter initialism for a three-word phrase.
Secondly, nearly every single game in existence functions off of randomness. You know why? Because playing the exact same game over and over again is boring as fuck, you dumb faggot.
Thirdly, the idea of even caring about success or randomness in A ROGUELITE is completely retarded. Journey, not the destination, zoomer. You're probably the same faggot that says HURRRRR WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FLY THE EAGLES TO MORDOR AHURHURHURHUR
Eli Bailey
stick to fortnite kiddo
Luke Morales
Just a heads-up, it's possible to have a 100% winrate on easy mode (what you're failing at right now).
William Campbell
RNG is shorter than both randomness and luck
Isaac Thompson
Slay the Spire thread? Alright!
I’m just trying out the watcher for the first time, and I feel like a kid playing with a bazooka. There’s a fair chance I’ll blow myself up, but until then everybody’s getting raped.
Carter Gutierrez
Ah, so it's because zoomers only communicate via text with their favourite streamers, then? Because anyone who uses their mouths and tongues rather than their fingers would understand that "arr enn gee" is three syllables.
Wyatt Russell
>when you draft 5 bludgeons and die to birds in act 2