>opponent is thrashing me
>writes "ff?" on chat
Opponent is thrashing me
Jace Phillips
Joseph Davis
I don't play multiplayer games, what does ff mean?
Hudson King
funky futas
Jordan Stewart
forfeit
William Mitchell
>server mod swinging their dick around
>tells someone to "sit down" before muting/banning them
this particular turn of phrase really bothers me for some reason
Jayden Russell
featuring faggots
Carson Ross
finny fun
Samuel Perry
fuck figgers
Elijah Morris
fuck femnoids
Elijah Hernandez
>kills you several times in a row
>"?" in all chat
Samuel Rogers
Finger fucking
Chase Long
>enter game
>instantly mute the whole enemy team
Ryan Perry
Why does this always make me irrationally angry?
Adam Gonzalez
>change class because player on enemy team is countering you
>start trashing him
>get domination
>"woww haha you got so mad you had to change class lol"
William Thompson
>mute teammates too in case they're gonna be mean
Christopher Long
final fantasy
Adrian Russell
>playing battle medic in tf2
>kill this one guy several times, very predictable and always tries to rush me
>he switches to battle medic
Is he mad?
Anthony Campbell
this one was common on overwatch. which only made me laugh even harder because you could enjoy it both ways. if you bully someone hard enough they have to change from their one trick hero that's satisfying. and if you yourself change to counter someone annoying and they get butthurt enough to type something about it in all chat, that is great too. especially when you kill them again and type "sit down"
makes me wish hots had all chat. i don't play overwatch anymore because it's literal trash.
hots is p trash too but at least it's possible to enjoy still lmfao
Chase Roberts
It stands for "forfeit"
Jeremiah Harris
>dumb nigger team-spawnkill all team mates
>2 rounds in a row
>getting pissed off
>prepare to spawnkill him for the last round
>I miss him, he headshots me
>send me in PM "Haha you missed, fucking faggor"
Andrew Rodriguez
get destroyed retard
Ayden Williams
friendly fire
Jason Taylor
Fucking southamericans doing this. Always the fucking southamericans.
Because its not even bants or someone being an asshole. Its someone thinking your movement (or theirs if they write that after they die) is so unorthodox and obviously something that was never gonna work that they express it as confusion, even if nothing out of the ordinary happened or if it was a normal thing. Its not even placing 3 braincells to type a normal thing, just watering down confusion to its simplest motherfucking symbol then sending it to you in a way most normal people dont even understand what message it carries.
It makes me irrationally angry me too. I guess its good if you want a mind game tactic to tilt the enemy.
Luke Robinson
He's testing metas because he thinks you dont win by being better but because you found something useful he didn't.
>kill enemy team a lot
>enemy team automatically assumes anyone better than him/them has no social life for being better or that we are cheating for being better and refuses to acknowledge we are not cheating if we lose a round or a match.
Kevin Morales
?
Liam Brooks
?
Carter Green
If i were infront of you right now, then i'd immediately slit your fucking throat
Andrew Rodriguez
Was it you or did you not have your tendies tonight?
Jose Morales
wrong. not funny, didn't laugh. cringe. oof. yikes
Luis Davis
>kill opponent a lot
>not really having fun anymore
>ask if they want to forfeit out of politeness
Austin Miller
>get called hacker
>makes my fucking day
Liam Taylor
no, but you did get fucking rekt
Wyatt Mitchell
>complain about fps lag
>some guy types ";)" or "?" in chat
Julian Moore
>opponent completely trashes me
>let's go for another round
>opponent completely trashes me
>let's go for another round
I love fighting games.
Nolan Peterson
>turn of phrase
this bothers me
Colton Murphy
yes i'll be your fuck friend
Charles Gray
Getting this riled up over Nobody McNuffins over the internet.
Jace Cox
>low hp
>might aswell kill myself
>try to rush some guy, look like a retard, die immediately
>he taunts
This pisses me off. He probably thinks i was being retarded when i actually just wanted to die as fast as possible.
Dylan Long
are you saying ff doesn't stand for friendly fire or final fantasy?
Justin Lopez
Why let what other people say get to you at all? You realize you’re arguing with either little kids or man children for the most part it’s not worth it after a certain age it’s just silly
Adam Jenkins
>not having a killbind
Easton Long
final fight
Adam Murphy
Might aswell try to take someone down with me instead of just killing myself.
Adam Miller
you win the psychological fight by straight up killing yourself in full view of the enemy
Xavier Green
I do that when a pyro spots me as spy
Dylan Long
>switch classes cause im bored and its not working
>someone starts harassing me for rage switching
Parker Mitchell
>opponent is thrashing me
>he disconnects suddenly, likely due to internet problems
>type ggez
Eli Bailey
i fucking love doing shit like this.
>enemy team is stomping all game without even trying
>for whatever reason they suddenly fuck up and my team gets a massive turn around, but usually not because of me in any way shape or form, and the stats reflect this
>message the most annoying player/players on enemy team after "that was so easy i nearly fell asleep XD"
never fails to bring me great joy
Michael Brooks
>Get a triple kill and drag
>type "get FUCKED" in all chat
Jason Baker
>game begins
>kill enemy for the first time
>type "you're dogshit kid"
Aaron Ross
>get a quadruple kill as medic in tf2
>start laughing maniacally into the mic, knowing full well that my teammates dont know what the fuck im laughing about
Angel Young
>carry a team hard
>"it's ok i'm a garbage man, i'm used to carrying trash like you all"
>leave
Joseph Young
>bullying your teammates
that should be restricted to the enemy team dude
something like
>wow I managed to beat ALL of you without a team
that's a lot nicer
Ryan Collins
>someone gets revenge on me after i kill them 5+ times
>"lmao trash"
Carson Morales
if there was an all chat in h&g i would but all i can do is name my mp40 "the saltshaker" and let them add me after the game accusing me of hacking
Julian Cook
>opponent is kicking your ass
>change class to try and counter them
>they still kick your ass
>put game down and never play again
Daniel Jenkins
lmao bitch
Benjamin Perez
>opponent wins round by far
>say i have to go because i do
>"its okay bro, every match is practice for the next one"
sometimes people have stuff to do dude
Alexander Davis
>play dark souls 1
>invade random guy in forest
>he's clearly new
>phantom with him
>sudden zen trance comes over me
>effortlessly destroy phantom
>several forest phantoms turn up
>utterly destroy them too
>host decides to fight out of desperation
>parry every one of his attacks
>shrug after every parry instead of attacking
>after a few parries, he stops and stares
>then he sprints off the nearby cliff
>receive message later "fuck you"
I've never been able to replicate that level of success before or since
William Smith
>Trash talk the retard that got rid of the guy carrying the team
>He tells me he’ll kick me too
>Fails to do so
>Continue to shit talk him
>We get team scrambled and put on opposite teams
>he’s gone quiet as I proceed to totally fuck his ass and his team for 15 minutes
Moral of the story. If you’re gonna talk shit you’d better win.
Eli Bell
>kill someone a couple of times
>