>ign.com
>Eshop listing pulled
>All mentions on official Nintendo websites pulled
>Retailers only have 3rd party sellers available
>PS4 version doesn't exist
What the fuck is going on here
We might have a rarest game of the generation
Nolan White
Other urls found in this thread:
gonintendo.com
planetent.co
twitter.com
Gabriel Reyes
user, it never existed. Period.
Now let this thread die in peace
Tyler Morales
ITS THE PUBLISHER O FUCK
Zachary James
>cockstar
Luke Gonzalez
You just had to keep asking, didn't you user?
Samuel Hughes
This released?
I wonder what happened
Sebastian Scott
>PS4 version doesn't exist
Was anyone actually gonna buy this on PS4?
Juan Foster
Man, that article is wild.
>Thankfully, we can see some of those original posts, because they were hosted elsewhere – and an August 2019 entry became notable for announcing that the new Cooking Mama would be the “first game to integrate blockchain technology on major consoles”, which led to widespread confusion at the time. That press release discussed adding in-game currencies, online events and “Private-Key Enabled Balanced DRM”. Please remember, we’re talking about a Cooking Mama game.
I remember thinking this sounded extremely fishy when the news came out. I wonder if it's possible that Nintendo found out too late about it and blacklisted the game as a result, but that wouldn't quite explain the retail situation.
Tyler Smith
>mfw the game got dumped online
Awww shit piratebros, time to dab on buyfags yet again
Blake Ramirez
>DRM for a FUCKING COOKING MAMA GAME
James King
>That press release discussed adding in-game currencies, online events and “Private-Key Enabled Balanced DRM”.
Cooper Lewis
Oh boy I can't wait for Finance Mama.
Brandon Ward
>>PS4 version doesn't exist
SWITCHADS WIN AGAIN
Anthony Barnes
Now try reading the original press release: gonintendo.com
>Key blockchain components for “Cooking Mama: Coming Home to Mama” include:
>Unique Blockchain Private-Keys – Each purchased copy of the game will have unique IDs which will be managed directly through the game’s internal wallet storage. Players will be able to focus on Cooking Mama’s user experience rather than cryptographic key management.
>Private-Key Enabled Balanced DRM – Traditional DRM limits the ability to copy games, while private-keys on blockchain protocols allows easy registration. These combined items provide greater proof of ownership to legitimate owners of a game, while also allowing them to resell games both digitally and in traditional retail outlets.
>Enhanced Multiplayer Experience with Dual Expression – This feature, when enabled, makes every copy of a game subtly different and personal to a user. It utilizes the private-key to change expression algorithms for characters, ingredients and cooking methods.
>Securing Online Events – For promotional events, player records and participation can be tracked while maintaining privacy. In addition, hashes of the running game can be recorded to ensure the game has not been altered to create an unfair advantage.
>Digital Assets, Rewards, Recognition – Users will be rewarded with in-game currency (or points, experience, and other items) or earn recognition and certificates. These could be provided by the game, other players, or third parties that host tournaments or other promotions.
Coupled with the developer being unknown, this game sounds like a money-laundering scheme.
Elijah Cruz
bro
Jose Brown
Its at Walmart and Target
Kevin Cook
Parker Adams
Finance Mama actually sounds like a great idea for a game.
Ethan Powell
Don't put a > in front of a link. It makes it harder to copy and paste.
Eli Rivera
Just click it you mouth breathing retard.
Robert Kelly
Buy it now and sell it at ebay later
Asher Allen
Apparently the game is kinda shit too
Nicholas Campbell
So what are the odds this thing has a crypto miner packed in disguised as drm
Daniel Green
>it turns out there's some weird and wack, maybe even illegal shit in the rom, which is why they pulled it out ASAP
James Robinson
>40 bux
I thought they were always 15 dollar minigame games wtf
Julian Clark
100%
Daniel Rodriguez
>real Switch reboot
>SJW PS4 ver.
Nolan Scott
Really? What's mama smugglin'?
Chase Phillips
> Players will be able to focus on Cooking Mama’s user experience rather than cryptographic key management.
My sides are in orbit, what a fucking sentence.
Julian Turner
Leo Cruz
Bitcoin, probably
Alexander Nguyen
Gavin Cooper
>Rate M RPG opening world
>very shadbased
Austin Nguyen
Mayl Gear Solid
Jayden Torres
Fucking shadman.
Jonathan Myers
Cunt poster
Samuel Brown
This reminds me of the in-development JSRF 2 article that was on wikipedia and listed as an upcoming game for 3ds. It was up for about 2 weeks, people were real confused by it, and then it was gone
Noah Garcia
This news is already out of date. Some hotshot in the Switch homebrew scene got its hands on a copy and has begun looking into it and found suspiciously high resource usage and some network shit indicating it legit might have a miner built in.
Ian Rogers
BASED
Ryder Bailey
is this game a fucking bitcoin miner?
Nolan Ortiz
That would explain why it got pulled.
Carson Taylor
...
Angel Fisher
Fucking legends
Blake Taylor
>bitcoin miners are now in shovelware console titles
SOMEBODY STOP THE MADNESS
Dominic Carter
Cooking Meryl (PS5)
Kayden Murphy
Switch Party Babyz with miner when?
Hunter Cox
There's some FB posts indicating it drains switch battery like a mother fucker too and that turning wifi off helps double its duration.
It really looks like if you turn it on with an internet connection it starts mining coins.
Jaxson Wood
>Cooking Mama
>Shovelware
Jayden Cox
don't act like it isn't
Chase Torres
>Bitcoin Mama
What a wonderful world we live in
Jackson Perry
This is fucking wild, I wonder how much shovelware trash actually has a miner, not just for switch games
Eli Nguyen
It at least had some effort put into it
Leo Garcia
Like I thought then. Holy shit.
Christian Smith
It not shovelware.
It AAA games for MILF/Aunt/GILF gamer.
Chase Nelson
How the fuck do you even make a game that goes out on shops with a miner?
Luke Peterson
Anyone know if this is on switch eshop again
Evan Martinez
40/40
Ethan Nelson
This is the developer
planetent.co
All their games are Switch exclusive shovelware
Tell hackers to look into these as well
Daniel Gomez
Couldn't that be due to some of the weird fuckery in ?
Alexander Young
>all shovelware
Brainlet
Julian Rivera
Apparently it didn't since Nintendo pulled it from their shops and retailers barely have it
Ian James
Oliver Sanchez
Steam once sold a game (complete shovelware garbage indie game for like a dollar) that shipped without an .exe file and was literally unplayable. Steam probably doesn't check nearly as much as other platforms but I'm not surprised it happens
Nicholas Stewart
Must not babysit little girl.
Austin Ward
Count on Nintendo's certification process not expecting you to have big enough balls and a small enough brain to dare try it, and thus not noticing the power usage and resource demand as suspicious.
Thomas Robinson
Sooo is this gonna end up like this then?
Robert Turner
?
Jackson Torres
>a fucking bitcoin miner inside a licensed game
What the actual fuck is going on
Anthony Moore
Do you have a single fact to back that up?