Serious discussion only, please.
How do we make Wolfenstein great again?
Anthony Young
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Grayson Hernandez
Make the nazi the good guys.
Nathan Collins
honestly by letting it die with what tiny shred of dignity it has left
Nathan Edwards
Good multiplayer like RTCW.
Parker Peterson
By doing a ww2 focused one again. The opening of new order was great. Its fine to make the allies losing and give them desperation. But they've kinda run their course with the alternate history bit.
Have Bj just be a soldier again.
Juan Sanders
That fucking beta or demo or whatever it was on that beach map. I played that shit for HOURS and it was only 1 level. So fucking fun.
Luke Walker
Step 1: Pretend the last 3 games never happened. [TNC, YB, and CP] Keep German tech as Space Kraut Magic, not Space Kike Magic.
Step 2: Swap out the Onions vending machine at Machine Games for one that's only stocked with whiskey and beef jerky.
Step 3: Return to the 90's metal album cover aesthetic of RTCW.
Step 4: Make Wolfenstein 2, but triple the length, and limit the story to 2 whole hours of cutscenes, the rest is pure gameplay. Go beyond fighting Nazis. Let us shoot Commies and Zionists, too. Making Mecha-Hitler the final boss is mandatory, and needs to receive the same technological testosterone boost as the Cyberdemon in DOOM 2016.
3: Remake YoungBlood, B U T :
3a: Include Arthur Kenneth in the main cast.
3b: Make the twins less insufferable. Fix up their faces, and give them nice ass and tits to go with their form-fitting suits.
3c: Ditch the looter-shooter elements ENTIRELY. This was one of the things that killed the game, even for NORMIES.
3d: Get somebody to do a synthwave version of Erika. I'd recommend Xurious. [Though I don't know what Bethesda'd think of hiring anv ACTUAL National Socialist to compose for them.] If that doesn't work, just get Mick Gordon to do an Industrial-Metal version with samples from actual WWII footage.
4: Profit.
Liam Hill
>synthwave
jesus dude
Liam Gray
*Step 2: Swap out the Onions vending machine at Machine Games for one that's only stocked with whiskey and beef jerky.
Goddamnit, why do PCs now have autocorrect?
Adam Hall
What the fuck is left at this point? It's a total mockery of its formal self.
Total reboot, back to basics. Fighting nazis and slaughtering them horribly without feeling the need to pander to minorities and Leftists. Christ, you'd think brutally slaughtering Nazis is enough to score you some points with the Twitter mob