>it's okay when valve does it
nu gordon is so fucking shit, no one wants to play as a fucking simp soi boy
It's okay when valve does it
sorry but I already called this out months ago
house is soi boy media
>Muh half assed models only built to be looked at from a distance while covered in shadow are what they canonically look like.
Youre retarded if you think left image is half assed
>He thinks I'm not talking about the middle when going on about a model only used from a distance covered in shadow.
Hotline Miami is meant to be ugly. Yiik is a shameless self insert
They kinda just look like the same model but under different lighting
He looks the same as Half Life 2 Gordon but because of new engine graphics his face is all puffy. Blame Source 2 not the model
Nu gordon is shit and anyone who thinks Gorden is supposed to be some weak looking beta nerd has never played Half Life 1. In the original game, it is made clear Gorden is an expert at combat, trains at it regularly at the Black Mesa combat training course, and the scientists there regard him less of a scientist and more as a brute.
The dialogue of the scientists reflects that constantly.
>With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team Gordon
>If anyone can get topside in this facility it's you Gordon
But Gordon Freeman is supposed to be 27, he can't look like that Dr House father replacement model.
None of the shitposters actually played the game, that's why they OHNONONON about Alyx's face and think she's supposed to be 19
The model doesn't look like something you were meant to see up close anyway. Even then it's not like Gordon was some manly icon, he was still a lanky ass scientist and the only thing he was doing since the end of HL1 was sitting in stasis due to the G-Man. Gordon Freeman is not a hero, he was some guy who was just extremely lucky to have the HEV suit and make his way through Black Mesa alive.
Valve should give him back that slicked back haircut.
That was when he had a pony tail isn't it?
Please shut the fuck up until you play HL1.
See:
The one on the left doesn't look like Gordon either. Looks like a Jew.
Dr. House is reddit as fuck
First time Gordon actually looked his age instead of 45.
What are some other characters that look way older than they are? JC Denton is one.
>all these retards still trying to make gordon out to be some action hero badass when he's canonically just some weird nerd with a thing for fucking with his coworkers
>Gordon Freeman came back at a time when beard+black glasses combo means you're a low-test feminine barely-male
What an awful nightmare.
I fucking hate young people
>But Gordon Freeman is supposed to be 27
>I'm now older than Freeman
I did not ask for this feel.
>A bunch of elderly scientists think Gordon is tough
Gosh, you're right. I bet he was competing in strong man competitions on the side.
>Muh doctor house
Can really tell Gordon design goes the soimales go into full projection mode. Nothing but insecure incels and plebs.
looking really close i've never actually noticed how much he looks like Dr House/Hugh Laurie in general. that's pretty cool.
Gordon has always been a feminized lowlife male though. Real men has always historically been clean shaven and possessed powerful manly genes. Here's an example of a real man.
faggots want a 27yo man to look like a 40yo one
Wojak posting should be a bannable offense.
>self insert is ugly
I don't understand the problem.
real man have mustaches
Anti-wojak posting should be a bannable offense.
It's a shameless self insert that also rounds out his fat chinless goblin face.
Why
>shameless self insert
That main character is insufferable but he is anything than a self insert. Stop spreading misinformation you fuck.
he can still look like a beta nerd while still doing all that stuff
Gordon always looked like a soiboy, it's just that he was popular when the meme wasn't born
Hello Yiik dude
How about you give some arguments instead of spouting memes.
I wonder how many of these shitposters realize he was only briefly shown silhouetted, and the alyx face wasn't even directly visible at all.
Why is the model so bad? Valve used to be one of the best at making faces.
While I like the design on the left, don't forget that Gordon Freeman is 27 years old in HL1.
Irrelevant. Valve shouldn't make video games if they can't make passable models.
>Yiik is a shameless self insert
The guy who made the game doesn't look like that.
it still hilarious how the modeled doomguy's face from the wrong aspect ratio
why did mods leave this shitty thread up
just mod him a better jawline you fucking insolent child
Literally every developer does this. Making models not meant to be seen up close is a waste of time, money, and power. Look at Dark Souls, devs made low poly versions of every area you can see from another because loading the full version would be a waste of rendering power.
Holy shit, Yas Forums has been so fucking garbage recently.
Can you fucking useless motherfuckers use the report buttons once in a while?
>it's another "Nu-Gordon looks like a soiboi" thread
>giving this much of a fuck about what the main character in an fps looks like
There are so many of these threads and they are the same every time. If it bothers you this much just make a mod or something
>beard+black glasses combo means you're a low-test feminine barely-male
Leave this website. You're dealing with NEETs perceptions of a world they've never ventured into. The only aspects of life they can see come from Yas Forums memes.
>Yiik is a shameless self insert
he did a really bad job then
>video game thread
>wants to report it because it hits too close to home
fuck off soi boy
how pathetic do you have to be to cower at the mere implication of jannies
fuck off yiik dev cuck
is this image implying those two characters look alike?
>unironically trying to defend Yiik
it's a video game thread user, there's nothing to report.
Valve should've kept the ponytail
Honestly, this.
If all you motherfuckers complaining just reported garbage, spammed threads like this the board would be a lot better.
Is it one user spamming pics from this shitty game no one cared about?