Awful/weird vidya merch?

action packed trip to detroit

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I don't have a pic but the infamous Dark Souls 3 Estus Buttplug is obligatory.

I'm personally fond of Collector's Editions that bring merch that is fashioned like badges or other such in-game items.
Figurines don't tend to be worth it since they're usually low quality and poorly painted.

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At least it wasn't official. It was a strategy guide pack-in.

Pretty much everything's low quality with the cheapest possible materials but they still charge absurd prices for them. I wouldn't pay $10 for any of this shit, much less $50 or $100.

Fruit?

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>destroys your cdrom due to centripedal force assimetry.

ok... but why? Is it some joke in the game or something?

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can this thing even be played on a cd player?

Super Mario will see you masturbating

of course, most of the info is likely stored near the center of the disc while the furthest is probably empty.

Dont put those in Car stereos, lmao

Yes, but dont dare put in a PC drive, it will explode when spun up.

>not knowing the gloriousness this game's collector edition bestowed upon Yas Forums.

no, i understand its meme status here i just never understood why the bib and plate.
Was it user contest to see what would be put in the collectors edition then trolled by Yas Forums?

the things he's seen

>looks like we are giving an enema, gay luigi?

>we's right snoggered now, mum

Kek, why?

I can't think of a single naturally occurring blue fruit. And don't be a smartass and say blueberries you know as well as I do they're more purple than anything.

THIS IS IT, LUIGI

PC drives spin way faster than normal ones

Chained Kong official eraser

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What does Sonic flavor taste like?

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>don't just sit there and waste your precious time. When you want to do something, do it right away. Do it when you can. It's the only way to live a life without regrets.
what in the FUCK is that doing on a package of curry?

Blueberries are blue user. You might want to check if you're colorblind

nice quads

look at those perfectly sculpted cheeks

bilberries

Blue corn, some of it at least.

test

If it gets a crack, sure but I had this in my 24x burner drive forever because I had autism and played this soundtrack and mario 64 constantly.

>Curse of The Great Curry God
>character called Kuu-rry
>a bib and dishes for eating curry
Gee, I wonder?

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>blue fucking curry

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You should have posted at least two.

It's the advice you need when you're life is at the point where you're buying Sonic curry.

What's the point of making stuff like this? People that care enough to get it aren't going to actually use it and kids can use whatever instead of some premium licensed product.

Came here to post this. I love this video.

Promotional plunger for the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie

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lmfao its just a sticker

>People that care enough to get it aren't going to actually use it
Still money in Nintendo's pocket.

>kids can use whatever instead of some premium licensed product
They can but they'll most likely pester their parents/spend their allowance on the cool DK toy instead to show off at school

hey man if it pushes units

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kek. buy some plungers slap a sticker on it
"It's Official Merchandise"

I get the vibe that it's a vending machine prize and not the kinda thing you'd just go to the store to buy

can you think of any Mario shit to sell to theses idiots.
Actually

cd players have something to hold the cd in the middle, most pc don't have it and neither car cd players

Did they accidentally put the Ass Creed logo on a bunch of footballs and try to get rid of them through pre-orders rather than tossing them in a dump?

WAHOOOO!

that's pretty based

Heh

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The japs love throwing meaningless english on things, but in this case its actually slightly inspirational and true. Most people wait to do things when they feel the time is right, but the truth is you can do almost anything anytime you want and its the best way to live.

Nintendo consoles
DLC
Amiboos

someone post the screencap

you mean you don't remember all of the historical caribbean pirate football games?

Dunno, that sounds like Sonic to me.

If I remember correctly, this thing was extremely limited and only given as a promotional item mostly to journalists.

They couldn't even be taken out of the case. lol

the eternity eggs are great

You use a bib and a baby spoon to eat curry or soup?

>stimulating pulsing action

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I swear shiggy diggy is making a comeback. I've seen it so much lately

I've always wondered if USBs and the like are haevier when they're full.
I mean, electrons weigh something like 9.11e-31kg, so if you put more electrons into the system then it should weigh more, right?

when are we having blue-colored chili dogs?

You know, maybe I'd actually buy sports games if they gave them different themes every year, like Caribbean Pirate Football 2017, Aztek Temple Stadium Basketball 2k19, or Ancient Nordic Hockey War 2020

And there I thought I had every nintendo handheld

did Bethesda ever do anything about all those falsely advertised canvas bags and bottles of rum?

>the "stones" can't even be removed

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Yes, they are
Digital storage has weight, as negligible as it is

A towel, yes. Don't want to get soup on me, in case I spill a little. And a small spoon is better for soup.

>Madou Monogatari died for this

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Be Strong Luigi

It's been almost 10 years

They put the blue one twice

those devs were based and redpilled

>Eating

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