Mail time Yas Forums

Corona doesnt last on surfaces long enough or in big enough quantity to get you infected

Dragons

open

>Do I fit in yet redditbros? xDDD

HRT, OP confirmed as a tranny. Dilate.

famous last words for 500

Corey in the House for the Nintendo DS system

Another box

the bee movie DS game

open the box already, yo fucking pos!!!

Its something that goes IN YOUR BUTT!

packing wrap

when did you order? fucking amazon hasn't shipped my shit 4 days already

seething

enjoy your corona

it can't survive on surfaces long enough for it to be a problem for OP

I miss old threads when it was actually dragon dildoes.

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fucking OPEN THE BOX OP

go back to r/Yas Forums

I recently bought spices and hot peppers, so I assume you did that, too.

Anthrax.

>seefin

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He can't, OP died of Corona

rip

A double-sided dragon dildo for OP and his boyfriend. Too busy using it to finish posting pics.

christ just open up the box op you're killing me

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I'm sorry to tell you this lads, but I'm posting on OP's phone right now. He had a bad case of ligma and seems to have collapsed after posting that picture. I'm so, so sorry.

what's ligma?

user NO!

ligma balls
goteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Steve Jobs

FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

At least it wasnt bofa....

I brought a bunch of dragon dildos to use in an unboxing thread once alongside a real product but the actual product got delayed and I got impatient and opened the dragon dildo box.

What's bofa?

user STOP NO

Assassins Creed 2

pickle rick

Need to wash the box first. There's a virus going around. Stay safe Yas Forums

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YOU BASTARD

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Nigger, you need to use alcohol based disinfectant or at the very least soap.
Go clean it again.

What a slut

dildo confirmed

Not sure on that one, I cannot think about what bofa DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT HIMMMMMMMMM!

You should have peed on it

OPEN THE BOX YOU DICKHEAD

>Amazon

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>Getting a package during corona

You better have wiped that down

Clean your fucking bathroom

mmmmmmm limescale

>Your bathroom looks disgusting
>You already touched the package with your hands to move it there
OP won’t make it.

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Based eBaybro

jeff bezos greed will be is own demise. the people who work the warehouse are the ones who keep his company alive.

Hey user, can you send a few more pictures of your tiles please?

Now open that gay shit.

im begging you open it

Amazon distribution centers are infected with cornonavirus. Better isolate your package for 17 days before you open it. Wipe it down with cholrox and wash your hands after handling your contents.

I hope whatever you ordered is waterproof

no they're not you tard

Based tiles user. Are you THE tiles guy or just baiting?

Hurry up fag show us how flamboyant are you.

OPEN
BOX

I swear to god OP if its a dumb weeb gacha game i will hunt you down and scalp you

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Now that the box was cleaned let's open it!

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Fuck OP and fuck his package.
Start posting pictures so this thread will hit the image limit, and OP won't be able to show what's in the box.

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yep, it gay shit

Pokemon knot dildo confirmed

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STOP STALLING AND OPEN LE BOX

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Pretty sure dragon dildos were a meme here first, but that was before i'd ever been to redlit, so i could be wrong

Based and sanitarypilled

Name of the anime in the pic?

video games

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It was obvious it was gonna be a dildo from the previous pic. I'm just curious to see how much of an attention whore OP is and how long hes gonna drag this thread

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vidya

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>tfw Japan stopped shipment to your country

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It's some anime trash

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no one is helping..

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Fuckin rekt

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vidya related

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To be honest I wish they had stopped shipments before mine came out so I don't have to go to the post office to pick it up.
Fucking EMS needing signatures.

This is more difficult to open than you think

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>Pokemon plush
tranny confirmed

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>I called this oldfag Yas Forums meme a reddit meme! So funny! Now watch me post yet another wojak edit and pretend that wojak isn't posted way more on reddit than dragon dildos so I can greentext and attach a cryjak to anyone who disagrees with me!

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Are you OK, user?

Dunno boss, just nabbed it from /k/ a while back

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