castlevania? oh you mean that game with the vampire who has gay anal sex?
Castlevania? oh you mean that game with the vampire who has gay anal sex?
>the vampire who has gay anal sex?
You mean all of them?
honestly the simple fact that Yas Forums retards are STILL seething over this makes the netflix series based beyond belief
>user doesn't know mah nigga Orlok
Oh no, I can't believe there's homosexuality in my prettyboy vampire franchise. Who ever heard of a gay vampire?
If he sucks the blood he sucks the dick
Faggotcard
Why is the animation a whole 3fps?
I can barely see what's going on
cope
literally ruined forever
every single thing on netflix has homosexuality in it
it's almost like they have an agenda to push
Why do I have such an inner impulse like I know homosexuality is wrong?
>He, you know what would bring back the lost demographic of lonely young men desperate for a connection?
>No, not that, the OTHER idea.
How come you guys didn't make a thread on this every time there's a sex scene in GoT?
Because Yas Forums only cares about gay sex not straight sex. Dunno why, they couldn't get either.
got isn't videogames
GoT is a TV show you fucktard.
so is what this thread is about....
I think the people who make games and tv shows and movies should be able to make whatever they want and not care about a minority of offended crybabies online
:^)
Since when did Castlevania vampires become Anne Rice Vampires?
because this entire series is basically a slideshow even by anime standards
Still haven't seen this. Does he even touch the girl laying there or is it just him being railed by the guy? And him looking like such a bottom bitch is the worst part.
I wanna her to shit on my chest
Vampires are gay though. Well, bi specifically.
reminder that people pushing the "castlevania show is shit because of gay anal scene" meme are retarded Yas Forumsfags
the reason it's shit is because the gay anal scene is a gratuitous hypno rape scene to make alucard suffer more which is just one more thing to add on to the pile of grimdark edgy schlock that doesn't fucking belong in castlevania at all
Vampires fit gay sodomy, as per biblical aesthetics of what a vampire would be, and what such forces do. Its consistent, makes sense, and I bet they use blood as lube.
Only if your exposure to vampire lore is Anne Rice novels sure.
>faggots
>ever being 'based'
Cringe and copepilled.
>noo not my favorite vampire!!
Imagine being so mad at cartoon sex.
Its takes a fucking Chad Thundercock to make a vampire cry
By all means give us your list of explicitly straight vampire stories.
Even Dracula is gay as hell, my friend. Anyone legit upset about homolust in a VAMPIRE story is just revealing themselves to be a retard. I guess that's what happens when your primary source of information about the world comes from a board on Yas Forums that is supposed to be about videogames but isn't even about that most the time.
Friendly reminder that you are posting this on the same board getting mad at weird haircuts and hair colors in Cyberpunk.
>Yas Forumsboogeyman
Is there anything worse than these leaditors who cant accept that not everyone likes their trannyshit?
Like how far back do you want to go? Do you want Slavic vampire stories, African vampire stories or Asian vampire stories? I'm honestly not upset about this shit but I just find it boring when people keep drawing from Anne Rice novels for Vampire stories.
can't believe they made a cyberpunk game that doesn't look like a whites-only potato salad eating contest for american conservatives
The Conservative and The Anti-socialist should be swapped
>unironically still displaying DRUMPF shit despite him being nothing but a kike shill
>the faggot kike Yianopoulos
>the sandnigger turned kike shill Ali
>neo-liberal atheist Harris
Wow, I can't imagine being so FUCKING BASED.
I thought you people said Alucard got buttblasted while having sex with another woman as part of a threesome, this is clearly one on one.
delete this post please
There is nothing wrong with being gay, lesbian, bi or transsexual. Why don't you support freedom?
>3DPD
Imagine not supporting LGBTQ+ rights
Does it upset you, nazi?
you're memeing but I unironically am astounded that america in particular is full of people who care about FREEDOM above all else but who can't accept that someone 4 states away might be a guy fucking another guy in the ass
Being libertarian and hating the government, except porn, gays and muslims should be made illegal by the government, is quintessentially american.
No, it's about what I expected. What does upset me, however, is the 343 Halo shit. Fucking gross.
But hey, go ahead and show me your Israeli flag to give me a full collage.
Nice strawman, spic. Now go wash my car.
castlevania's always been gay as fuck. sorry if you're just now realizing this. vampires in general really. yes, even nosferatu. especially gay.
you exclusive straights are missing out. there's a spot in your ass when hit the right way feels so good, better cumming
>the faggot posting le epic reddit wojack man
Crazy to think that you could read a bunch of books and come out dumber than you were before you started
>the newfag letting reddit corrupt his culture, instead of defending and reclaiming it
Americans aren't even that free. They spout MUH FREEDOMS when they're not even the country with the most amount of freedom and their dignity and rights are taken away over the course of time. As long as they don't take away MUH GUNS they simply do not care about losing their civil liberties.
Maybe its not sex rather some vampire stuff, we mortals couldnt comprehend?
>hate freedom
>hate halo
>hate wojacks
Why are euroangutans so petty?
>Even Dracula is gay as hell, my friend.
What? Where was he ever gay in Bram Stoker's book?