Animal Crossing

>wake up at 2am
>just want to do some comfy fishing
>keep getting easter eggs

FUCK THIS FAGGY 5 YEAR OLD GIRL HOLIDAY

WHEN DOES MY GAME COME BACK

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just stay inside for two weeks it's not that fucking hard

NO SLUTBUTTER

I'M ONLY IN QUARANTINE FOR ONE MORE WEEK FUCK THIS

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pirate chads just keep on winning

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>I'M ONLY IN QUARANTINE FOR ONE MORE WEEK FUCK THIS
Either you don't live in the US or you are in for a rude awakening. We are just now getting better ability to detect the virus. Ending the quarantine now will have been a waste of time. Give it another month.

Already caught blue marlin and tuna so I'm good for this month. Its the bugs that I keep missing since I dont play in the after noon.

why does the comfy cherry blossom festival have to be ruined by gay eggshit

Just stop hooking medium fish retard

looking to trade a cherry blossom pond stone for another cherry blossom recipe
looking for branches/bonzai/lantern etc.

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Isn't it mainly the 2nd largest shadow that drops eggs? Just keep your fish on the small side unless it is the biggest shadow. Hopefully it is just a problem with this holiday though, but one problem I'm having is that bugs and fish seem to appear about 1/20th as much as they did last month... Last month I could run down a certain patch of the ocean and get a minimum of 3 fish shadows. Now I get 1 shadow maybe every 4 or 5 fucking loops...

>Catalog orders are limited to 5 per day

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LOL PIZZADANCE LMAO

Isabel wants BHD.

>1.0.0 forever
>winning

To keep you from spamming to friends. Part of the game is limit supply and timed items. Granted that's useless with TT but then it more of a hassle than just going down the list

is it bad that isabelle makes me feel funny? i always visit her first when i start the game

Why does she have whiskey?

user, I downloaded this for my brother and got him on 1.1.2a in minutes.

Could you breed with Isabelle with your human sperm?

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I bet it was a hidden "bugfix" in one of the many patches. Fucking fags.

On the 12th
Time travel welcomes you user

No, I've had this problem since the month began so it was before the bug fixes. My guess is that the eggs fuck with rates so to artificially keep water eggs at a lower amount, they just reduced all fish and bug spawns.

>Time travel welcomes you user
It would be awesome if time travel just resulted in you getting Resetti designed eggs that secretly replaced 1 random item in your inventory for each egg you got.

Fuck these faggots in general.
>Ridiculously high spawn rate
>Typically get 5 per minute spawning at times
>Has some fucking effect on mystery islands where if a SINGLE FUCKING ONE spawns, every other insect type fucks right off and wont spawn until you catch these fuckers

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Awww. Can't spam tarantula farms? :)

Oh I still can. Its just take exponentially longer

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fuck off zane

>Can't fish because every other catch is one of those shitty eggs
>Can't go tarantula farming because of these fuckers

How do they expect me to make any substantial amount of money?

Everytime I get the energy to make a tarantula island i remember how piss easy gold beetles on tortimer island were and lose all motivation

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How many furries are hiding inside the fanbase?

I just mix in some Atlas moths with my tarantula farming. It's just so much faster than chasing away wharf roaches and tiger beetles.

I adore her little head tilt at the end of her announcement.

There'll still be more than half a month of it without the eggs.

Cherry blossoms count towards bug and fish spawns so it's those that are lowering rates

I have ones for a backpack and a wand, but no star fragments to use.

>useless with TT
any limit they put in is useless with TT

Where the fuck is this bunny day arch so I can get this shit over with REEEEEE

You have to wait for Zipper to show back up on 4/12

Really? I thought that he only gave you the zipper thing?
I have 37 of the recipies and missing 3: the arch, the zipper toy and the wand.
He gives all 3?

There have been better and worse egg memes, this is average at best.

Holy fuck, she said something different aside from "more flowers asshole". So apparently I need more trees now? Man, fuck you.

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Yea. He gives Arch automatically on 4/12, the toy if youve crafted everything else, and the wand if you crafted the toy

Perfect, thanks user.

So is it 37 recipes for bunny egg shit? Also I want more cherry blossom recipes, whats the best way to get them?

You can only get cherry blossom recipes from balloons. Wait until after 4/12

Thanks mister user sir

moths only 3k bells tho

If it really bothers you that much just timetravel dude. Jesus christ.

Ahh, so maybe it will be fixed before the 12th then. Do we know how long the cherry blossoms last for?

And you know what I think the issue was with the flowers? I think I figured it out. I think flowers that are transplanted from other islands don't count. It must specifically track seeds that are planted, not the flowers themselves. Because as soon as I went around and planted a bunch of seeds around the island, she stopped saying I needed more flowers. This is retarded.

They nerfed the hell out of moneymaking for no reason whatsoever, it's retarded.
>no ordinances
>island costs resources every time you want to access it
>island matches your season instead of being permanently summer
>it's complete RNG as to whether the island is even farmable
>introduce new insects with the apparent sole purpose of fucking you over from more expensive insect spawns

Cant time travel for Bunny Day shit. Event checks system sync.
ign.com/wikis/animal-crossing-new-horizons/All_Bunny_Day_DIY_Recipes
game8.co/games/Animal-Crossing-New-Horizons/archives/285662

Nook just invited K.K. Slider.
When does the concert happen, and when do I get paths/terraforming?

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Lol good to know, I planted a shit load of trees as soon as I got all the fruits

FUCK YOU SWITCH SCALPERS I JUST WANT TO BUY A SWITCH ALREADY YOU KIKES

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>Wait until after 4/12
>Wait until long after the cherry blossoms are gone
My guess is the recipes won't drop anymore once the event is over with. Better pop those balloons as quickly as you can...

Shoulda stockpiled bait.
Clam digging is comfy in it's own right, I enjoy it... but crafting bait one at a time is uncomfy.

Cherry Blossom Festival is all of April user

tomorrow morning

Games are meant to be played, not lived. user.

tomorrow for both, need 12k miles for tools and 2k for each path

just do loli boar market lol

Fun Fact: Catching an egg does not count toward the 100 catches in a row.

There are plenty of Switch Lites user. Seriously though that was pissing me off. I was trying to get a switch for my mom and they would have like 20 god damn lites per store and no god damn regular switches. At least I didn't go to 7 stores like my friend had to.

SHUT UP, CARL. DON'T YOU HAVE SOME BOOTLEG FOOTBALL JERSEYS TO SELL?

Where does it say this? I keep hearing it ends on the 10th. I'm worried I won't get all the cherry blossom recipes, I only have 3 so far.

will give you 10 recipes including 3 cherries if youre a girl willing to vc me on d1scord. i want to hear you use the bathroom. shouldnt take more than 20 seconds i swear to god. i can also offer 20 nook tickets. legit, no t-traveling.i wont say a word or dm you after the deal is done. post your tag if youre serious.
>VOICE CONFIRMATION REQUIRED

I know that Normal is the best female personality type to have a repeat of, but which male villager personality type is the least obnoxious to have a repeat of? I’ve got one more slot left on my island.

>Cherry Blossom Festival is all of April user
Nope, it ends on the 10th

metabomb.net/animal-crossing/gameplay-guides/animal-crossing-new-horizons-holidays-and-special-events-calendar

I would argue the opposite is true of Animal Crossing. People are out here trying to speedrun this shit when Nintendo has even locked time travellers ( and poorfags without an internet connection ) out of all the content by making them updates instead of baked into the game.

As soon as you boot it up tomorrow.
You get the basic tool immediately after.
You'll need like 30k nookbux to unlock the whole thing.

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Based.

>looking up at sky waiting for shooting star
>egg balloon flies by directly in front of the camera
STOP MOCKING ME

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THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW
ENDLESS SUFFERING

>spider babs can't into turnips

How do I turn off the eggs? I do not wish to participate in this event any longer.