Can Overwatch be saved?
Can Overwatch be saved?
It shouldn't be.
Ah yes I remember Overwatch, everyone liked Angel, she had the power to grow wings, and her catchphrase was "CA-CAW", I think she might have been a healer, but I'm not sure.
Let's be honest, Overwatch is an OK game with decent gameplay. It was the community and the porn that ruined it for me. It can be saved, but I don't think anybody wants to.
Pharah of Widowmaker?
>there are now hero restrictions
I liked Blue Spider, seh kills targets and doesn't afeel of anything.
AAAAAAAGHHHH
Same old repetitive shit over and over, took too long to add variety.
Also have to agree, all the 3D porn is the same soulless looping shit.
Faggots need to learn to make cumshots that look good and not spiderman web shit/milk squirting out of super soaker tier garbage.
Overwatch was flawed from the very start and the devs didn't know how to fix it, and the fixes they started putting in place were moving at an absolute glacier pace, which I can only assume was because of executive bullshit meddling because acti-blizz should have been a bigger company than the work load of the overwatch team implied.
But here goes:
>Basing your entire game around a 2-2-2 setup, and making 90% of the roster dps and the other 10% tanks and supports, when you know full well dps will be the most popular roles, and do nothing to aid that until role queue some 5 years later
>Fail to make interesting supports, basically just heal bots that do fuck all damage
>Fail to do anything interesting with map design, put all your focus into the visual design of the map and have it boil down to choke points and reins shield
>Take wayyyyyy too long to solve balance issues between whos good and whos shit
>Play it extremely safe with character design, McCree having a single revolver, a useless M2, and a short range particle effect as his E and a combat roll, are not exactly exciting ground breaking mechanics or effects in the later half of the 2010s
>Fail to do anything with the story ever, constantly world build before launch - Good! continue world building after launch, ok thats fine, but STILL WORLD BUILDING WHEN THE SEQUEL HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED: Shit, they had no idea what the story was gonna go into and they frequently broke their own timeline and contradicted themself, whilst making weird decisions like making big deals out of ousting characters as gay whilst having the lead writer self insert as genji and ship himself with mercy
Its a complete mess
>should we finally nerf tanks properly?
>fuck no, just forcefully control the meta.
It's already dead. Go try and queue as anything other than Tank.
I have the same reaction every time I remember Pharah isn't real and not my wife.
I love it when penises excrete partially-diluted sour cream all over a woman's body.
>Got the new Ana skin on my last archives box
My new favorite skin for her. I like the new Pharah one too.
I want to marry and impregnate Fareeha.
I want to give Ana a grand kid and Pharah a sibling
what's the new pharah one look like\
The Amaris definitely won this event. Glad I had a bunch of OVbucks saved so I could buy Pharah's Tom Cruise skin, because I didn't get it from any of my loot boxes.
Idc if it’s saved or bites the dust
The SFM porn and models will always be somewhere
>not the translucent version
Buff Reaper and I still won't play it
How did Blizzard make so many top tier girls? Especially the brown ones.
Blizzard knows waifus, they've got making them down to a science.
Man, speaking as an Arab. Fareeha is a fucking stupid name only a moron would come up with. It literally means "farting Air"
what the fuck are you on about?
Fareeha translated to فاريحة. Which means stinky air, or farting air.
>It literally means "farting Air"
sign me up
in what language?
He thinks he knows arabic, quarantine has got morons stupider than usual.
Arabic.
الحس زبي يا خنيث
>tfw no Pharah to pocket
Yes, by turning it into a horde shooter. Prove me wrong.
literally what happens every Halloween event. Guess what its still boring.
هواء نتن?
It is sort of hard to do much with, given that it's just a re-purposed PvP mode from what was supposed to be a next-gen MMO.
Imagine if Blizzard failed to "find the fun" in making World of Warcraft, and just gave us a game with only the Battlegrounds and Waifus. How long do you expect that would last?
Is that...a female video game character? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
It's already a whore shooter.
When did this board get like this?
Completely based
Google translate is shit when comes to arabic. Reeha is "ريحة" which is slang for stinky or nasty smell. Fa "فا" when combined with Reeha mean or something you just smelled. Fareeha is Stinky air.like, I would say Fareeha if I smelled a fart in the room.
so it's just retarded slang then, lmao
Big if true
> yeero hasn't done mercy/futa dva since tumblr
I can feel the overwatch porn craze drying up, we had a good run at least
He's so fucking upset that people dislike that he wants to fuck a dog
Around the time discord got popular. A little after.
fartfags, everyone. mental illness is only so cute before you start false flagging. as farah is such a common name because fathers want to name their daughters after farts you moronic fucking chimp.
I think they meant to call her Faraaha, which is a common girl's name which means someone who brings joy to everyone. They messed up and added a double E and completely butchered her name.
Her name isn't Farah, its Fareeha.
فرح the girl
فاريها the drink, no? haha
Underrated post. This didn't even get into the problems with other aspects of the core design, the ultimate abilities themselves. There is no real way to balance them and the whole game just devolves into who can pop their ult at the right moment to win.
overwatch always felt like it was made by people that wanted copy success off of things like pixar or tf2 they were too inept to actually know how to do it so they instead had to compensate with shitty coomer bait
man user you are fucking dense holy shit
Just like Nintendo.
>no pit definition
what's the point
>shitty coomer bait
So they chose money. More business sense than most publisher now.
It doesn't even have to be waifu bait, and yet character designers seem increasingly insistent on making character designs that go as far as being sales repellent, just to get pats on the back by their buddies.
>Overwatch thread
>best girl hasnt been posted
Let me fix that
The porn can be saved.
But not the game... obviously.
It means rejoice, joy.
>tfw no game to scratch my healslut itch
balance bad.
community is always biased on which heroes or roles they main.
picking meta can be a sin or gift depending on which hero is lucky to get buffs.
game is mostly a power fantasy FPS MOBA hybrid where stuns are hard to avoid.
content creators are moving to other games.
OWL has people leaving it's scene.
game is filled with LGBT+ idiots due to forced diversity with nowhere lore.
finally, a sequel that acts more like an expansion pass.
OW can't be saved since these flaws are present. It'll just be lurking around while other games exist.
this has to be the first time I've seen a post with complaints that weren't meaningless babbling. Actually valid complaints for the most part.
There's nothing inherently wrong with trying to incorporate stalemate breaking mechanics. Especially when most of them can be nullified by a number of basic abilities available.
There really shouldn't be stalemates to begin with. Seems like an overall design flaw.
I love Olivia.
There could be something to be said about that for sure. Not that many other games have done a good job of fixing it either. It seems like a latent problem within the genre itself really. A better argument to have against ultimates is that they are too simple a solution to a much more complex problem.
>decent gameplay
>porn ruined it
you got that backwards there champ
IDK, when you take something like TF2 into account, there aren't really any stalemates except when both teams are extremely skilled and at the top level. And even then, picking one character, the medic, completely breaks the stalemate. When everyone on a team has an "uber" that needs to be charged to break a stalemate, it kind of ruins any real counterplay options available.