"remake"

>"remake"
>it's actually a mediocre re-imagining
Why do games do this?

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I PLAY GAME AND THING DIFFERENT MAKE MAD

>remake
>it's actually a

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>listening to Sleepycast in 2015
>Zach says in 5 years wants to be working on a TV show
>2020 has a pilot on an actual TV channel
Have you guys followed you dreams since 2015? Also now if only Nightmare Cops would come out already.

Zoomie want credibility for playing classic title with comfort of modern streamlined gameplay

> Final Fantasy 7 R(ape)

>1:1 remake
Dude it's just the same thing. I could just play the original!
>they change things
WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE THINGS IT SHOULD BE 1:1!!!!

As a female gamedev, you gamers scare me.

Zach is insanely based

Yeah but how about that ant?

>female gamedev
>uses complete deflection to avoid criticism of the retarded as fuck plot rewrite
And this is why women are taken seriously in gaming

I can't believe they got Mike Stoklasa in on this

IF I LAY HERE

>As a female

ok but how big is your dick?

>NOOOOOOO THE PLOT OF FFVII WAS SURELY PREFECT AND NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!!!! MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!

kys

Fuck I loved this pilot, first time something on TV made me laugh so hard in years.

You guys don't mind if I feed, do you?

But first you must seed

what a funny character

>Jack Packard is on the Escapist doing crossovers with Yahtzee
>Rich voicing Edmund McMillen characters
>Mike showing up in cartoons as himself
They're just everywhere now.

>Oney is making a legit game
>Zach has a cartoon pilot on a major network
How the fuck did a couple of goofs from Newgrounds accomplish real shit?

>12 oz. Mouse
OUTTA MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELL

Where can I even watch this? Also Mike and Rich show up in Ollie and Scoops, its on youtube, they voice 2 cats in it.

autism and actual passion.

Dont let reality get in the way of your dreams.

I'm proud of Zach. Good on him.

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here is the dolphin porn, if anyone hasn't seen it already

Fuck off shill.

If nothing else I hope this at least leads to Zach and Mike getting more voice work. They have that rare cartoon character voice quality that you just don't hear in modern cartoons anymore.

lick my balls nigger

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>Mike only finds his purpose after being forced to kill something
Is Zach trying to tell us something?

>female gamedev
opinion discarded

What's this about Rich and Edmund McMillen?

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Because devs try to appeal to the younger generation and "get with the times" but destroy the product in doing so.
Majora's Mask remake is a perfect example. The core audience for an MM remake is people who played MM in their childhood, who are now in their late 20s early 30s. Zoomers on the other hand hate MM because the time mechanic confuses and angers them. Grezzo casualized the game to appeal to a younger audience, but completely missed the core audience by doing so.

>Zach is going to start putting his Sleepycabin/OneyPlays gags into a show
Best possible outcome

Get ready for a Sasquatch, Megalosquatch, Babasquatch, Squatchsas episode

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What about making a 1:1 remake with extra content and an epilogue? Kinda like what xenoblade is doing
But no, let's instead just grab a beloved game (just so that the fans of that game can shill it for free) and remake it in a totally different way that completely rapes the original's plot and gameplay

A remake should be able to replace the original game. If it fails in that aspect, then it's a joke of a remake. People will still be playing and recommending the original FF7 over the remake

>advertise remake
>don't deliver what is advertised

Come on man, if I go to take a shit I have the right to be surprised and angry when what comes out is a fart filled balloon. I wasn't expecting that, I did not want that.

I just want Sasquatch to offer red pill or blue pill.

Its pretty cool

Why would I do that when it's already uploaded to Adult swim's site adultswim.com/videos/smiling-friends/smiling-friends

no ads and i already had the link

>remake
>it's an utter downgrade in every aspect

How is this possible in 2020?

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This is the best possible timeline

By not being Arin Hanson.

haha views go whoosh

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People are more eager than ever to spent money on products. Quality has never been less relevant to profit.

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Knock yourself out

>Protagonist likes kids

hmmmmmm

Yea I found it, really proud to see these goofy cunts make it. Was also wierd hearing Mike Stoklasa featured rather prominently as himself.

There's nothing wrong with being younger than 80 you geriatric virgin.

hopefully corona gets him

me

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NOM

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Mine was to get my life back on track
I have kinda

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>maybe if we change the meaning of remake I can defend this game!

Worse than the new meanings of racism

Remaster: shadow of the colossus ps3. Uses the original assets and base game, upscales and polishes a bit

Remake: sotc ps4. The game is remade from the ground but still follows the same shit the original did

This FF7 could have been a remake if not for the timetraveling plot. Now its a rebuild or sequel or whatever you wanna call it. Its a new game.

>Have you guys followed you dreams since 2015?

Not until last year, got a pretty comfy job that lets me get paid during this shutdown. Hoping to go beyond this. 2020 is looking pretty good

It doesn't even surprise me you people find it funny, this board was overrun by underage fags over 6 years ago

No one said the first one ever. Its only used exclusively as a way to defend the second one.

When I want a remake I want a similar game with modern tech .

Inb4 you want a remaster.

No. Ps4 already has a ff7 remaster. I want a remake.

NOM

Also Tom Fulp of Newgrounds and Alien Hominid

Today marks the 5th anniversary of my dad's death.
One of the last things he said to me was that he was proud of me for what I'd accomplished and that everything was going to be okay.
I was an air traffic controller in the military at the time, and now I'm living at home stocking vegetables for minimum wage.

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Because there's no point in "remaking" a game and changing absolutely nothing. If you want to play the original then play the original.

Keep trying user. Don't give up on yourself because you're in a rough spot. Everyone is eventually, what matters is how you get out of it.

He would still be proud of you. What you're doing now doesn't take away from your accomplishments in the past.

Definitely. The two of them have such unique voices that stand out immediately.

You are getting kind of old, dude

hey why'd you stop, be useful for something and keep giving me (you)s

NOM

Rina-Chan aka Runka-Chunk, the pink hair girl from Brawl Taunts, voices 2B.

Kirbopher voiced Byleth, until he broke NDA 1 day early like a dumb fuck and got patched out lmao

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How many funny little characters will appear? Will there be one that comes out of your uncle's pocket?