Seriously tho, why did overwatch fail?

They had a decent amount of shields on release and then kept adding more heroes with shields. Turns out it's not too much fun just fucking shooting shields for 5-10 minutes while you wait for your team to get their ults.

I want this Frenchwoman to Cuckold me as is French tradition.

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game I don't like = failed

Because you can't sell videogames on ass alone, dumbfuck semen noggin.

It is when you are the one receiving

START THE DAMN PORN DUMP BEFORE I PISS MESELF

what if I don’t like a game, but I enjoy its relaxing, slow porn animations with soothing sounds?

it didnt fail dipshit

>crickets and loud leaves
Man, the background sounds really do get annoying.

I like it, but I’m an ASMRfag anyway
>tfw listening to microphone scratching sounds in the background while fapping

Every Update either didn't do enough or did too much. New characters most of the time were either useless until they could get a buff when they came out or so strong they broke the game until a patch could come out for them.

Not enough maps, especially when every update only added a new hero. The variety of each new character felt lacking in terms of new abilities and almost no new maps, but hey you like those new cosmetics right fucker?

The people that liked the lore found out fast the plot is going nowhere and every story content put out is backstory and retcons.
>D.VA was a Starcraft player, then they said No. And legit tried to scrub that part of her character off the Internet
>Mercy having some shades of grey, implying that she is responsible for Reaper's Dead/Un-Dead condition where his cells are constantly dying and reviving themselves. Even if it was a Theory they didn't feel the need to de-bunk it yet they felt the need to make sure everyone knows D.VA isn't a Starcraft Player
>McRee went from being a member of his Outlaw gang, then transforming into one of the founding members of it, even though all the logos for their gang say they were made in the 1970's.

Its hard to like a story when they are making the thing on the fly and change every detail around

They know the Casual Crowd that this game thrived off of, is now withering away and feel like those who have stuck around are just gonna eat whatever they give so now they're forcing the game to be far more competitive in order to push the game in that Direction. Make no mistake this was a Hero Shooter, when it came out a few years ago but now they really want it to be a Competitive game because they can't think of another way to keep this game around and in the Public Eye. It's peaked in popularity and isn't gonna get back to where it was. Even with it all though, I wouldn't say it "Failed" Its settled in a spot that isn't high as it should have been

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I can't remember the last time an OW update did too much, it's always not enough.

Every single limited time event is just "the same as the even from 2016/17, but with new cosmetics to make people buy loot boxes"

Just post the porn and be done with it

Even god tier porn can't save shitty games. Porn is one thing, gameplay is another.

post nut clarity hit

>I like it, but I’m an ASMRfag anyway
>>tfw listening to microphone scratching sounds in the background while fapping
Are you me? Nice.

>be me
>buy OW
>its cool but maps are bland and too few
>14 fucking months pass
>only 4 or5? I don't remember maps are added
>awful nerfs left and right

Also, one of many reasons why game failed was Sombra. They hyped her SO FUCKING MUCH with cryptic events etc turned out to be one of the most unusable characters for a long time, didn't impact the meta at all and that stagnation drove many normies away, including I guess me

Blizzard is so shit at balancing the game that some heroes just are different entirely than they were when the game came out, they are so out of ideas that they made a character that just becomes another character but turbo mode.

I honestly don't know why anyone plays it anymore, it feels nothing like overwatch used too and it feels like there is no direction at all to it's development. It literally feels like a Chinese clone of itself at this point.

post tracer

The design document for maps made me quit the game. Blizzard still sits upon their high horse thinking they're better than everyone else and refuses their maps are anything else but fucking awful.

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its a game for queers and covid-19 nerds and i dont want to be a nerd

Design documents?

Basing a game on porn was a bad idea? who would have thought?

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Stop talking about this shit and post the lewd pics, it's the only good thing to ever come out of this shitshow

no the porn is what lasted them this long, its the sjw pandering bullshit which turned people off.

Game made a metric fuckload of money and is still popular wtf are you on

I think it's a clear cut case of short term gain.

I'M GONNA COOM!

instead of learning to balance a game they just keep releasing characters. See:league of legends.
And then do they still not have private servers? You can only use public blizzard servers?

I wish my failures printed money hand over fist.

Pandered to the LGBTQRSTUVWXYV
Kept introducing shitty OCs instead of well thought out characters
Bad at nerfing/buffing characters
Lootboxes

yeah the maps have some shit tier level design
>Anubis
>Lunar Horizon
>Blizz World
>Paris
>Oasis
it's hard to decide which one is the worst with so many low quality maps in the game

How did blizzard support overwatch porn? I thought they were going outta their way to get rid of it

>Thread made everyday with the same op as an excuse to post porn
>Dumbfuck retards STILL post serious replies

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Pretty much this.

they tried to get both competitive and casual audiences, which fucked over both
competitive players would get fucked by their abhorrent balancing, every other month 1 hero would get retarded buffs and become a must pick SSS+ tier character until they'd get nerfed to be the worst character while another takes their spot as the must pick
also all maps are designed the same way, defending team defends until attacking team gets ults and can push through the chokepoint(s), repeat until attacking team wins or time runs out
casual players got fucked by blizzard not releasing enough new or interesting content

definately didn't fail though, still makes a shitton of money for blizzard, doesn't stop it from being a bad game
also the girls are cute

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It didn't really fail, but it fucking should have.

>no proper campaign
PvP only games can suck my dick. People buying incomplete games and thinking it's okay when we had games that had full campaigns (solo and co-op) AND full multiplayer modes prior are retarded cucks.

>12 player matches
We had 16 player matches in the 2000s and then for some reason the standard got downgraded to 12 and this was acceptable.

>limited game modes
No real party modes, no customization, no fun allowed.

>MOBA-tier "character classes"
Gimmicky faggot crap that only retarded casuals like.

>coomerbait designs everywhere
Inane, boring, and tasteless.

The game is shit and made for a generation of retards.

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I just wanted to play Ana and Lucio. To give it some credit it was the only game I’ve ever played that healers were fun to play, but they kept adding ridiculous shit, or better yet, adding ridiculous shit and never balancing it

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cant believe that shit won goty in 2016 over doom. I will never get over that shit.

How the FUCK does it even have a viewership as an esport

Watch any match and it quickly devolves into an absolute cluster fuck of effects, it is impossible to follow and none of the 'plays' matter

Can Blizzard seriously keep buying the esports scene for this shitty game?

It's like if I took everything that was unfun about modern shooters and put them all in one game.

Team fortress won

DOOM's multiplayer was horrendous garbage. GotY should be good in all the aspects it executes on.

Use google you brain damaged retard.

>got it last year from humle bundle
>played pve for 5 hours or so before uninstalling
>made a folder with overwatch porn
Was a nice weekend.

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Team Fortress two

Literally this, if Overwatch had embraced the coomers they would have an infinite source of whales

They banned people for being toxic. They banned their players. They are always proud of the copies sold, but hide monthly players

Fuck, I havent jerked off for the 5th time today yet. Thanks for reminding me.

>Needs a colored playername just to tell if they're an enemy or not.
>Majority of silhouettes are cluttered w/ few being distinctive.
Trash visual design.

Why is she purple?
Doesn't the game take place in 'real world' ie. not another planet etc.
Why are there purple people in the game?

This

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Because they created a world filled with characters that were potentially interesting but they fucked it up by making a fucking character shooter where exploring elements of the story can’t really be done. Like if overwatch was done in a way like borderlands or dead island or any of those it would’ve faired much better

Why do people think Overwatch has failed?

>everything is too nerfed
>hitboxes are smaller than your dick
>low iq players
>needs more maps
>needs more heros
>not enough game modes

Fail in terms of sale? Nah the game made mad bank and is also extremely popular, tracer is unironically an iconic gaming character and Genji healing memes plague social media still to this day.

The only failure is the direction it went, balance and design issues, zero content except for a hero every half a year. Horribly missmanaged, actual unironic(because retards here call everything forced e-sports) forced competitive scene(OW's scene had like 5k average views, compared that to Dota and League which had hundreds of thousands before any kind of interventions from the devs).

Blizzard basically spent 99.9% of their resources on the animated scenes and character design, they spent all their time and effort into making a marketable game, because I fell for the meme, Yas Forums too. We all thought it looked way better than what it actually was. Blizzard did us good and they will keep going at it. Look at Diablo, people are already forgiving Blizzard. They won.

Noskill cog in the machine gameplay, RNG shitty teams, and a matchmaker that literally just forced 50/50% made for 99% shitty experience, so people left or ragequit frequently. Then instead of addressing the problems, Bliz added -75% xp as a penalty, which meant people gave -75% effort or stopped playing. Then Bliz tried to do something about the RNG teams and boosted the matchmaker, after getting caught in the act for what kind of shit it was at first. Suddenly queue times are up to 2-3 minutes. Then Bliz gets the genius idea of adding role queues, with a nice fat 10-20 minute queue time for DPS. That's for matches that take ~5-10 minutes each. In a fucking casual friendly FPS.

Gee, I wonder why it keeps failing. I really have no idea. Oh my, I'm so clueless as to what it could possibly be.

Fucking idiots.