Why are there no good games based on speculative biology

It has light organs on it's "cheeks" which it uses for communication alongside pheromones, body language and vocalizations.

Season's Greetings

I don't get what you people find attractive about it. And I have never drawn porn either.

perfect height

>Let's just completely ignore the laws of biomechanics and make up some retarded bullshit.

Damn, how about no.

For what?

It's hard to design truly original speculative biology and video games are actually risky bussines.

Write a book and you don't risk more than your time and some money on publishing. Make fail video game and you risk much more money.

mirin those legs but he should try hitting the bench for once

His arms are akin to tentacles/elephant trunks. They are strong enough but generally these creatures either run away from danger or kick shit if they are forced to fight.
Their legs are really strong.

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look man, i'm sorry, but if its an intelligent alien people are GOING to fuck it. there's really nothing you can do to stop it, unless you mandate they like, reproduce via budding or spores or something

i found this one cute

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>species evolved solely for punching trees
this is so fucking retarded

But user, you got Monster Girl Quest, how could you forget?

Don't listen to guys like that. your stuff is cool as it is. just keep doing what you want and can you show me the drawings of your creature's genitalia and what it looks like when they're copulating?

>implying it needs to be intelligent
>implying it needs to reproduce sexually
you're like a little babby

>fucking a non intelligent animal
zoo pls go

Fucking kek

never

that gun looks like it was designed for humans though, wouldn't something with like.. tentacles for hands use something that had different ergonomics?
look im just trying to off-ramp this discussion away from talking about fuckin it

You know exactly for what

It's an interesting design for sure, but why do you think a creature evolved to have a design like this? What environment does this creature thrive/survive in? These are all important to know. It's sorta like a mix between an ostrich and a squid.

look at this dude he cant even READ

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tidal estuaries maybe

I am not all that good at designing guns I'm afraid.

They are hermaphroditic and reproduce via internal fertilization via their cloaka. They give birth to 1-3 small less developed young whose skeletons are mostly composed of cartilage and who derive most of their physical support from their internal gas bladders. These creatures evolved from floating squid like things and many of their relative species still spawn hundreds of tiny floating larvae that they don't take care off after spawning.

Why do they have italian faces

It's cool man, I see that there's a hole in the stock for the tentacle to coil through to brace it, that's a neat idea and i appreciate it.

>Swede carrying his Arab lover in northern tundra in the year 3000, colorized.

If you're trying to get me to fap you've succeeded

It evolved throughout a collaborative evo game that ran on /tg/ many years ago. The ancestors of these creatures started out as squid like things that eventually evolved the ability to float and feed on floating plantlife etc in the air, and over the generations evolved a cartilageous skeleton for increased protection, which on some species grew heavier and heavier until they returned to a ground bound existence and began moving by hopping around via their strong limbs.

if you want to debut your alien's design on this cursed website it may be a good idea to retcon its genitals so they aren't right at the height of a human's mouth and sticking out to be bumped into

No.

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While it wouldn't use any obscure forms it definitely would use either something more straight and rifle like to fire with, a much larger stock than anything a human would use for the actual firing part of the gun. Its tentacle arms would need to coil themselves around a solid length of the gun to firmly grasp it and work as a brace, because the being doesn't seem to have anything to use for it. A button as a firing trigger would also be more ergonomic as they can merely squeeze down with their arm in a spot than trying to clumsily arrange their hands into a proper position that doesn't take away their stability.

M8, that alien design was born on this site.

i'm going to give your alien standing oral sex and theres nothing you can do to stop me

It shits out of the same hole m8.

Hmm

That's even hotter

yeah because anal sex and analingus dont exist, right?

Thats where these fuckers come from

Interesting. Is there anything like this on /tg/ now? I've wanted to practice drawing fantasy creatures like this and I wish someone I had more guidance on how to do it. I took a class that introduced me to it and it was a huge help in demystifying animal anatomy as well as how similar all animals are.

So much like us

>">But... but user, I poop from there!"

Youre only making it sound more appealing

You people are sick perverts.

Quests and other such things got purged from /tg/ but there are evo games on /qst/.
It is however a very slow board.

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*ahem* minecraft.

there's two kinds of artists on this world. those who admit to drawing porn and those who don't admit to it.

In Other Waters

>I am not all that good at designing guns I'm afraid.

That's a good thing because you wouldn't be making a gun as we humans know it. You'd be designing something completely new.

You lost the moment you posted the image, weakling.

Nice projection you got there.
I have literally never drawn anything lewd. I can't find my own drawings attractive at all because all I see in them is flaws upon flaws.

So when it's blushing it's literally asking for senpais dick?

I haven't gone deep enough into their behavior and lore that I would have thought out what their different light signals mean.

liar.