Its fucking brilliant. The yellow men have done it again. The release of Final Fantasy 7 Remake will be a literal game-changer. And all the kiddies upset now are sadly on the wrong side of history.
Imagine unironically wanting to play through the same exact story you already played through over 20 years ago. Square did you all a favor.
FF7R will get at least a 95% on metacritic and will be hailed as a genius subversion of the modern remake, influencing what we all perceive as a remake for decades to come. You simply werent ready. And that's perfectly okay. Square didn't expect you to be.
I originally was gonna pass on this game cause I thought Itd be another drab and uninspired remaster like Resident evil 2. Now? I'm buying 2 copies.
No fucking way that's going to happen. Critics hate Kingdom Hearts's story because of all the nonsensical Nomuraisms, and this has Nomura all over it.
Easton Hill
>OMG I COULD NEVER SEE SOMETHING IN A BAD LIGHT >MUST SHILL good cattle
Samuel Bell
on the one hand, this is a fucking disaster. On the other I am really excited to see where it goes in part 2. You know this is an elaborate ploy to say Aerith.
The Melt Down over this is gonna be fucking legendary. I cant wait. I'm totally getting this after corona lockdown is over. I have to witness it. Bathe in it. Rub the salt all over my penis. I will bask in the power of so much rage oh god my guys my dick is SO HARD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Adrian Foster
We definitely live in the worst timeline.
Jason Foster
I didn't expect that they were going to remake the game faithfully in the beginning. There is no equiping materia in the demo and the game heavily revolves around it. Goodbye weapons. Goodbye space mission. Goodbye Red 13. Goodbye secret characters.
Carson Jackson
but equipping matera and red 13 are in the game
Tyler Peterson
where the ending at bros
Brody Richardson
How are they "retcon faires" when they stopped one from happening? Face it, the ghost are a stand in for faggots like you who don't want plot changes.....like Barret being stabbed.
Jonathan Torres
BRAVO ANNO
Alexander Fisher
I CAN'T WAIT FOR PC VERSION SO I CAN MAKE CLOUD WEAR HIS DRESS THROUGHOUT THE GAME! BARRET PREPARE YOURSELF FOR OUR GOLDEN SAUCER DATE! NO HOMO!
>red 13 >playable He's in the game in the same sense that this is a remake.
Robert White
>DESPITE BEING ONLY.. I turned off the game..
Mason Smith
I'm just upset that this is not the full game and Aerith still can die.
Carter Hernandez
This is what people are referring to as ghosts? Isn't this just mako?
Xavier Murphy
TALK ABOUT A FUCKING MONKEY PAW!!!
Holy shit, my fellow Yas Forumsirgins we are about to see levels of seethe never thought to be possible. The fans are gonna be so happy they finally got the "Remake" they've always wanted.
This is like Hollywood levels of remaking a classic. Let's fucking go gamers.
>The release of Final Fantasy 7 Remake will be a literal game-changer. And all the kiddies upset now are sadly on the wrong side of history. This unironically. This is essentially going to be the MGS2 of our time that not even Kojima was able to replicate.
>devs putting their butthurt about fans concerns in the game and proving their point in the process. boy they sure showed those dumb fans who were worried about them ruining the game with stupid bullshit... oh wait.
Aiden Williams
pretty much
Grayson Green
The inevitable result of letting Tetsuya Nomura near anything.
Oh, and the final fight with Sephiroth that replicates the final fight with Sephiroth in the original game is 100% cutscene.
he's a nomura fanboy, he's definitely mentally retarded
Sebastian Flores
no, Aerith dies
Matthew Adams
>original game This is Advent Children.
Logan Wood
White lives matter!
Jace Wood
wtf this never happened in the oriignal game, why is sephiroth destroying midgar i thought the shinra building was destroyed by a weapon?
wtf is all this shit >sephiroth so early instead of building him up
I hate the world and square enix
Luis Morgan
Cope, a theme about defying one's fate is infinitely more interesting than what we would have got with a 1 to 1. Since it's from Septh's perspective it's most likely going to go horribly wrong anyway.
Dylan Cruz
thanks for always trying to be clever nomura. you sure are a clever boi with these crazy ideas heh....... DIE!
I knew what he was going to say. I could not hear it again. These are dark tiems my friend.
Michael Hughes
What did you expect from the man that brought you the absolute shitshow that is the Kingdom Hearts series? I told you retards Nomura was going to pull this trite shit.
Thomas Collins
So how long is this game? 30hrs?
Charles Smith
no, you hate nomura.
Jack Foster
Hello moviebob.
Parker Reyes
too slow for the zoomers bro
why have mysterious villains who are busy trying to achieve their goals when you can have him show up in literally every single chapter of your game?
Brandon Jones
Yeah they pretty much ruined the game with this. Oh well.
FF7 was always supposed to end up like this. If you actually paid attention to the story then you would realize that it's a lot of teenage wankery. The game has progressed to what it was always intended and you just realized that you actually think all this stuff is cheesy as fuck.
Matthew Adams
My only hope was they'd tell him no and keep him on a leash. they just let him run wild and shit up everything.
John Sanders
There is a fight, did you not watch the 40 min part of the stream of the leaker getting his ass beat?
Bentley Phillips
Mickey should have been the one to step in and save cloud.
Camden Myers
Is this like one of cloud's crazy mako fever dreams? There's no way the story can just completely demo Midgar this early.
Eli Jackson
pls respond. does anyone have gametime screenshots?
Thomas Miller
nomurafangay damage control
Leo Ward
yeah I’m not paying for this shit
Nathan Ross
There was no "fate" in VII, you pathetic shill.
Jack Lopez
As somebody who fucking hates remakes, I think this is absolutely goddamn hilarious and makes the game way more interesting.
Fuck "muh authenticity" fags Fuck "I'll just wait for the new version" fags If you wanted the original game you should have played the original game.
>it's damage control because you disagreed with me Okay.
Camden Mitchell
what exactly did they think would make sephiroth scary and intimidating when. 1. he shows up every 5 minutes to casually shit talk you 2. cloud can do shit like this
Jacob Moore
Good thing this is a remake and not an overrated ps1 game then.
Kayden Phillips
Yeah, and afterwards they get taken to "the end of creation" or some stupid shit and there's a one on one fight with Seph that's all cutscene.
You mustn't have been watching when the streamer finally won. Don't worry, it's cool I've got the bit I'm talking about right here for you:
>I care about specific people in gaming I couldn't tell you a single game the guy's worked on. I couldn't tell you a single guy who has worked on a single game that I like.
Fuck your Monkey Paw, this is the Jenkem of Monkey Paw ODs
Henry Lewis
Max COPE
Owen Rodriguez
>jessie >the events of VII and AC have already happened in another timeline >the ghost things are Whispers of Fate that try to keep the characters in line with the original game >Biggs and Wedge live. Jessie unsure. >after the highway chase Cloud and co. fight the Whispers of Fate and beat them, making it so they're no longer bound by the original FFVII's storyline. During the battle the party is shown the clip of an old Nanaki with his cubs running towards a destroyed Midgar, Red XIII guesses it's a vision of the future that awaits them if they fail >Sephiroth shows up after beating them. Fight is basically AC-tier of anime bullshit with Aeris and Today joining in. Sephiroth gets a black wing mid-fight because of course he fucking does >while this happens we flashback to Zack surviving his last stand in an alternate timeline >after beating Sephiroth he teleports Cloud to the "edge of creation" and asks for his help in "defying destiny... together". He refuses and fight similar to their final omnislash duel ensues >the party escapes Midgar. We continue Zack's scene with him walking to Midgar with a comatose Cloud holding on to him. Remake Aeris and Alt! Zack sense each other >fade to black
Continued >after credits screen remains black while voice is heard in the background >voice going on about the love of the planet and defying natural order >black screen was actually extreme zoom in of single black wing >”Loveless act 1” >full back shot of character with red coat super leaps towards Midgar >Cuts to Midgar laboratory >Rufus Shinra and Turks planning their next move >Rufus claims they have something very important at their service >Screen cuts to Jessie awakening with Terminator-esque eyes as the stinger
Carson Rivera
ok retard
Carson Carter
>game-changer in storytelling Kingdom Hearts literally pulls this shit like 10 fucking times. Why are you suddenly thinking this is an amazing thing?
he probably threatened to leave unless he got it exactly his way, I just can't believe one man was so capable of completley loosing site of himself, seeing himself as a creator and using that as an excuse to just loose all sense of structure in his creations
Ian Perry
This is FF7's Evangelion Rebuild, it looks zany as fuck.
I can't believe that you guys actually WANTED a by the numbers remaster with nothing to it. I've never fucking understood it, they're always worse than the original. Silent Hill HD, OOT / Majora's Mask, Resident Evil 2 and 3,
This looks bizarre, stupid, and like it'll actually be a companion piece to the original, not a failed definitive version.
That image is the most COPE thing I have ever seen. Literally could not COPE harder
William Phillips
because nomura fanboys are unironically fucking retarded
they are hideo kojima tier fanboys
Austin Ortiz
>retard Embarrassed now? Because I didn't even say the dudes name once in my post. I just said the original was chock full of cringey teenage wank like long swords and giant meteors. So surprising that the game about everyone turning into a giant monster "devolved" into throwing buildings around.
Owen Bailey
>FF7R will get at least a 95% on metacritic and will be hailed as a genius subversion of the modern remake, influencing what we all perceive as a remake for decades to come. You simply werent ready. And that's perfectly okay. Square didn't expect you to be. It will get good (paid) reviews and a mediocre metacritic score. That's all that SE has ever been, mediocre.
Jayden Carter
ok retard
Carter Taylor
It's not the worst, but it is pretty bad, and I hate to tell you but the time we occupy is completely our own doing.
Owen Clark
>if I keep saying the same thing then that means I actually wasn't made a fool and am actually trolling now :)
Brandon Hughes
then you don't have any rights to be discussing it. begone thot.
That's correct but the execution could have been different.
Nolan Brooks
>it's supposed to be subversive
does this ever mean anything besides
>it's supposed to be bad
Julian Foster
I ha e beaten this game like 3 times. When was it stayed Hojo experimented on Cloud? I thought cloud was just a clone created as an adult who memory implanted Zach. Cloud had an actual life as a real person? He wasn't made in a lab?
Gavin Cooper
I wanted a remake, not a fucking reboot you tard.
Brody Phillips
Basically, it's exactly like Rebuild actually, people were expecting a remake but it turns out it's supposed to be the same universe just meta textual, playing out like some kind of loop in universe, it's basically just Final Fantasy VII-2, Square just didn't want to call it that and it's throwing everybody off and pissing of all the rest with no one being that impressed by the bait and switch, they really are too insular for their own good.
Tyler Sanders
>The release of Final Fantasy 7 Remake will be a literal game-changer. I'll say
