BILL

How did Jack turn out so good looking with how damn ugly John is? Is this the generic lottery in action?

He was full in on Dutch’s dreams and ideals more than anyone, and when it collapsed he became a petty spiteful evil bastard of a man. Synced up pretty well with Mexico and the trend they have with that.

Jack is a rat faced skeevy looking fucker in the RDR postgame, dunno what you're talking about. John is sexy as fuck in RDR2.

maybe because he isn't really John's son

Yeah but Abigail said that he always creeped her out.

Arthur has a more tragic life and John has a more tragic death.

ITS SAUCE OR LOSS TIME

>I'm just sayin' Dutch, I don't see why a women shouldn't be able to kill her unborn child, givin' that it's her body an' all.

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What is Woke Arthur's opinion about cuckold?

I don't know, man. He's no model but he's certainly better looking. Maybe it's just age not having caught up to him yet.

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He looks like Javier. Abigail was a literal slut, I'm sure he is his son.

>Well John, if Lenny does wanna do the dance with Abigail, who're we to tell him not to? Seems to me we owe Lenny and his folk a whole lot seein' what we done to'em. I'd say Abigail oughta bear him a child or two to make up for all the lives we took from'em. You can raise'em with Jack.

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All the RDR1 models look ugly. Jack looks like a drug dealer who tries to fuck highschoolers and lives with his mom.

RDR2 John, Arthur, even Dutch look like various ages of male models.

Took me a year and a half to finish RDR 2 because the endless story missions that were always "WAN MUR JOB ARFUR THEN WE GO TO TAHITI" that devolved into mediocre shootouts really killed me. It's like they ran out of ideas halfway through but they had to keep it going for 20 more hours.

He only reminds you of Javier because of the moustache. He doesn't look like his RDR1 incarntion at all

>Jack
>better looking than his old man

Don't make me laugh no homo but I'd be John's unmarried concubine and give him some bastard children.

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>"We all had her"

yeah I hated Arthur at the start but at the end of the game I was shedding tears for him when he knew he was riding to his death

Lmao

I'm here to capture or kill Bill Williamson

he's more of a lovable ox character, not the smartest or wittiest but he's got heart and guts

>wearing gloves
Speaking of RDR2, I hated how many people I saw in the threads here dressing their Arthur up like a huge homo. Every second screenshot was of someone wearing one of the faggy vests with a handlebar mustache and riding the white Arabian.

NO BULLYING HERE

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moustache Arthur is based, I agree about the clothes and meme horse though

looks like dutch

That user only hates mustaches because his mustachioed uncle touched him when he was a kid.

Faggots using the shitty hobo beard were worse.

>BILL I IMPLORE YOU TO CEASE THIS INANE FAGGOTRY NOW

I have a plan

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I IMPLORES U

>bill
>the only one who comes up with actual plans for the only successful heists
>dumb
Nah hes smart, at least compared to the rest of the illiterate rabble that dutch is leading

Based Uncle saw through everything
youtube.com/watch?v=5JckHCKzaNs

I agree that I've seen some awful outfits posted around for him, but there's nothing wrong with vests.
What is considered a faggy vest by you?

Uncle is too old to be fooled by anyone. He's secretly the smartest man in the gang, but too lazy to make anything of it.

>shitting on the handlebar
Only faggot here is you

Some of the vests are okay, I'm primarily talking shit about vests like this.

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What's your take on this vest?
I agree that that setup is overall way too gaudy, I'm not a fan.

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WELL IF IT AIN'T MR. TRELAWNY

That one isn't terrible but something about the pattern on it rubs me the wrong way.

ARTHUR ARTHUR
I FEAR I HAVE MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF AGAIN

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i felt like this but by the time i finished it i loved him

Strauss did nothing wrong.

I like mustaches on Arthur, just not some Jim Carrey Dr. Robotnik-looking shit.

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it's hard to tell under his terrible facial hair but Jack is a pretty handsome boi

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*"sings" for 3 straight minutes while you're trying to do shit at camp*

Arthur needs a burly 'stache to match his burly frame

Rockstar being pussies and not wanting to appear racist in the sequal

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW

Does anyone feel like everyone in RDR2 is stupidly hot compared to every other Rockstar game?

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less cartoony tone than their other games + graphics getting good enough = good lookin fellers

Oh, I'm sure he is. Just look at him.

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As long as he's got his jaw exposed it's fine by me.
That jawline is too good to hide.

tilly and mary beth are really cute

>kill law-abiding citizens
>....
>kill policemen doing their job
>....
>kill bounty-hunters that hunt down criminals like you
>....
>kill hundreds of wild animals for bragging rights
>....
>inconvenience a native american
>"wow bro...not cool...not cool at all...."
>lend money to someone
>"THAT'S FUCKING IT YOU DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE"

Legendary Rockstar writing