Team Fortress 2

Can you give me a server group that has:
>full map rotation
>no crits or at least a vote that enables/disables them
>active players
THEN I fucking start using them

I stopped playing TF2 for months now. Can't stand those fucking bots anymore. Between the shitty matchmaking and then the bots. Fuck it.

>no crits

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>nocrits

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>Not playing community servers
Ngmi

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It is now required for all "play community servers" faggots to post IPs of community servers that aren't furryville and have a vanilla game rotation,
>or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
>or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
>or your mom will die in her sleep tonight

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Pubs are never coming back. TF2 is pretty much dead at this point.

dude the only servers devoid of all that faggotry only play CTF maps
its impossible to find any normal server at all now

Furry Pound. Stock map rotation, no mods, turn chat off if some furry is being obnoxious (but that's rare as it is since furries are usually outnumbered 3 to 1 on their own servers).

Because I dont want to play a shitty community server blasting my ears with shitty music, retard donors with instant respawn, ads and all that shit. fuck community servers, is it too much to ask for that Valve servers arent infested with 14 year old retard attention mongerers?

they cant, or they dont want to have a bunch of autists come spam their favorite server

>today

nigga lagbots and cheaters have been surging TF2 since the global quarantine happened. This ain't "new."

The past couple matches I've played have had 3 or 4 hackers every single match. You vote one off, another joins within 30 seconds. I've never seen anything like it. Virtually unplayable right now, and worse than the cat-boy fiasco.

>14 year old retard attention mongerers?
welcome to online fps games, it's been like this since the 90s

I hope you genuinely hate your mom, user.

my mom would have been dead 500 times over if that shit were true, fuck off.

You didn't pay attention to a single thing I said to you, stay the fuck out if you're refusing to use a server that meets all your demands.

creators.tf/servers
>no random crits, fixed spread, no damage spread
>has rtv, valltalk, and scramble
>all offical maps in rotation on a voting basis
What are you dating for user?

Good, then at least they'll shut the fuck up about their non-solution

there is NO server with a sufficiently large playerbase that allows me to declare my contempt for women and minorities. the Yas Forums server is the closest there is and i'm not about to humor an entire server of speds micspamming shit that wasnt funny 12 years ago with admins who try to ban people for using the mute function

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Valve are obviously aware of this, they just don't give a shit. Everyone that plays TF2 is just expendable income to them

It's not their fault if you're completely unwilling to google "tf2 servers no crits".

Reread the post again, slowly, delete your replies, and I will spare your mom. If you apologize too I'll bless her with a pleasant life.

Furry pound is fine as long as you voice_enable 0 and cl_playerspraydisable 0. Not sure if they have custom shit that gets downloaded but if they do you can turn that shit off too.

Then it becomes a normal (moderated) pub at that point.

>no crits
I hate zoomers so much bros

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This whole situation is just pissing me the fuck off. TF2 could be something absolutely biblical if Valve didn't royally fuck the game up over and over again. I feel like people are just giving up and moving on from a game whose core gameplay is the best I've ever seen, and that's such a shame. All Valve has to do is have some common sense, just an ounce of it. Just a little bit of vision is all that's needed right now, but no, TF2's actually going to die because Valve has done EVERY GODDAMN FUCKIGN THING IN THEIR POWER TO KILL IT. I'm fucking seething right now.

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blame that goblin in your photo for the shitty changes made in the last 4 years.

All Valve has to do is rollback to a previous version of TF2 from like early 2016 and the game would instantly improve.

>queue up
that's your first mistake buddy

His name is niggerkiller, he clearly only kills niggers. You have nothing to worry about. You aren't black, are you?

Yeah, it's kinda toxic, can't argue against that
At least there are no cheaters

valve got asspained people thought jungle inferno was shit so they were like "fine we'll stop updating the game then"

12v12 was a mistake imo.

disallowing adhoc join also sucks.

fuck the whole two rounds shit.

autobalance is fucking crap.

i've had my fun with tf2, but honestly? lately it just feels like a bunch of clusterfuck with.. i dunno. limited the maps i play as well.

dunno about you guys, but its just no longer fun for me.

Remember that Valve had an opportunity to have a show on Adult Swim but they did not operate within anything that can be called a schedule or timeline
Imagine how much more successful and popular TF2 would be if they actually followed AS's guidelines

It's more that they pulled just about everyone from TF2 to work on Alyx.

After 2012, TF2 was always going downhill each year after each year. I could see see from 2015 where it was going , straight into the shitter.

They wanted to not have as much commercials was why adult swim dropped them.

My response: Make an update that's not shit then. The game was virtually unplayable for months after that update because of all the Pyros running around and people wanting to do contracts. Fucking cancer.

>It's literally going to be canon TF2 history that a guy named NiggerKiller either saved or killed TF2
Greatest timeline.

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i wonder if history will remember all the really good players, like yz50

>you biiiiiiiitch

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>mfw he openly admits on stream he's depressed about his place in life

>HOAAAAAAH

>creators
die shill

>turbine 24/7
>2fort 24/7
>hightower 24/7
>idle servers
>mge
>minecraft bullshit and dead trade servers
>everything else goes beyond an optimal ping so why bother
ITS LITERALLY THE SAME FUCKING TIME EVERYONE IS LIKE "JUST PLAY COMMUNITY SERVERS BRO" THERES BARELY ANY GOOD ONES FOR FUCKS SAKE AND NOW THE LAG BOTS ARE BACK WHY ARE EUROFAG SERVERS THE ONLY ONES GETTING RAPED LIKE THIS?

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i honestly doubt this, b4nny is such a mega tf2autist it has to be the only thing he enjoys doing at all.

BITCHASS

They moved to North America now, which is why I made the post

Virginia NA servers are fucked right now too. It took a while, but the plague is spreading.

>still plays on valve servers
when will you learn

I mean, he openly said it on stream when I asked him. I don't have the clip, but I mean, look at the dude lately; it's not a stretch to infer.

MGE is actually fun tho.....

damn that sucks hopefully if it gets too severe valve will try harder to fix it instead of letting it completely die in flames right?

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Didn't a bunch of his accounts get banned recently?

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b4nny is the only one I trust to lead us into a new golden age. It will be the greatest redemption arc in history.

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Why would that matter? He can just make more

And listen to some attention whore crying about killing themselves.

no thanks.

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Valve have made some pretty embarassing fucking mistakes in TF2s life time. It's highly likely Valve will just let TF2 fade into obscurity,

No, the tryhard faggots that play mge are not fun to play against. and say what you will, i've actually spent time in MGE iT back when people farmed elo.

I've been re-watching the cinematics the last couple of days and jesus christ man a game with this much character will never come again. Until Valve makes tf3

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I ran into him about 15 hours ago, for whatever that's worth

when the fuck is creators going to let rd_asteroid be played

*mute*
*hud_saytext_time 0*

Why dont you think fucks get it, people dont want to play community servers

>b4nny.webm
but that's not b4nny

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>tfw most of the time spent on youtube is watching random tf2 animations and even rewatching most of them from time to time
>literally no other alternative to this game

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>until valve makes tf3
I want it but I don't want it at the same time, it's a strange feeling cause I know they will fuck it up somehow.

you're actively looking for excuses not to

it's all trade servers bud no one wants to go onto some spergy social server to hear annoying music

No I'm not, been playing since 2010, most of my experiences with community servers are bad. They're normally shittly optimised because of all the plugins they have installed and always have some stupid shit gimmick like 24/7 2fort or no crits or some stupid shit. I only use them to play unique gamemodes like deathrun and saxton hale but even then they're a fucking headache.

Hasn't this guy been doing this on EU servers for a while now? I just started noticing him on NA only a few days ago and just yesterday he started to have the ability to crash the entire server if he got vote kicked.

It's his evil twin, Gurn3y

youtube.com/watch?v=84V3XrXuuAY

>all the autists in this thread whining because they can’t take 15 minutes to look for a selection of decent community servers
they DO exist, you retards. They’re not as plentiful as they were before matchmaking but you can still find them, it’s not hard

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you're literally lying not a single quality community server exists anymore

>not having an old bud who still regularly plays tf2 and somehow always finds the best community servers

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name some

i had an old bud, once upon a time

Post the IP for ONE good community server that plays like vanilla TF2

the game ihas already been destroyed by valve
hes just trying to put it out of its misery. Seems based to me

>playing Hat Fortress 2 when Overwatch exists
lol

just so you faggots can shut up, Oprah’s Petrol Station. Two servers, one for payload games and another for other gamemodes

Thread reminder!!!

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>all these retards that can't just wait for the van

skial has a bunch of good servers that are always populated

>overwatch
no

nice servers bro

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they stopped giving out the password and desu im not gonna beg to hang out with a group ive actively avoided as much as humanly possible

>it's another random crits defense force episode
You know I'm glad that engie fag made that one video that blew you people the fuck out. Because the idiots that defend them now actually have to argue their points. Speaking of, please give me ONE good, well reasoned, logical explanation of why random crits should stay. 5 fucking paragraphs, 3 sentences each minimum.

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Nobody actually plays the game during the Yas Forumsan, it's all memeshit that's not fun.

it’s midday for America, unless you’re a eurofag they’re near full during decent hours. You’re welcome

/thread
community shills btfo

kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself

heres one reason, valve doesnt give a shit about you and wont change it.

>hatfag
lol kys

I might be offended if I actually cared about what Uncle Dane thinks, he's a retard that blathers about "the good ol' days" that he wasn't around for.

Boo hoo so some guy stomping the other team on a 50 killstreak has it ended by a crit. Without crits game would be really boring. They are needed to stop infinite chokes

At least it's something. I'll join even when it's empty and wait for people.

>he listens to ecelebs
lol opinion disregarded regarding critz zoomie it's inherently fair because they are random for EVERYONE

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> join creators tf server
> start playing, pretty fun
> one guy angrily says "fuck black people" after killing a demo in a 1v1
> people scream in game chat and call in a mod
> hes banned
no thanks

>be medic
>99% uber
>move up with my team for the big push
>crocket kills me before I pop uber
THANK YOU SO MUCH for """helping""" me break the stalemate random crits! Couldn't have done it without you.

>implying its not fun to see assblasted faggots spam the chat with their shitty "random crits are fair and balanced" binds and some other literal cuckolds apologizing that they got a kill with a crit

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t. simp

thank the predominately homosexual and trans fanbase of this game, like everything they feel the need to co-op and sanitize everything to a point where nobody can say anything remotely offensive in a mature rated game where you kill the other players.

You're legit retarded if you believe that.
>I set the house on fire in order to draw attention to the gas leak!
Fuck off.

>m-muh crits are fair and balanced sarcastic keybind
fuck off zoomer. random crits have been here since the start. seethe harder.

nice reaction time faggot

I want to fuck vaporeon