ITT: Games you are too dumb to enjoy

ITT: Games you are too dumb to enjoy.

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Any time/resource management game

legacy of kain

You probably don't suck. You're just not committed enough. The early game is the most tedious part of EO.

those are among the easiest games to enjoy. i sunk shit tons of hours into Sunrider Academy.

Not everyone is dumb in the same way

Monster Hunter. I'm too low IQ to actually hit things with a ranged weapon. Only played 3U, gave up before beating anything after getting raped by a giant blue badger.
Sidenote how the fuck do I beat the Hippogryph in EOV?
Party is Puggy/Masurao - Warlock/Shaman/Necrololi

>The early game is the most tedious part of x dungeon crawler

pretty much any strategy map game. Like Age of Empires

Dude it's easy learn the monsters moveset and then learn when are they going to use them depending on your position retry x amount of times and bam now you're a master of monhun

Alright I should have clarified I'm also too low IQ to properly manage the camera too.

>pug
just thunder fist his ass, it deals insane damage
for actual advice, he puts up the shield and heals at 75%, 50%, and 25% hp and you can either wait 3 turns for him to drop it or deal 500 damage in one turn to force him to drop it.

good thing the new games are casualized so you can just use lock on
you don't need even double digit iq to enjoy mhw

Play the new ones where you can follow the mons with the camera

This, and 4X games. I want to like them, but I just try and try, like banging my head against concrete.

I don't have that game

if you have snoybox i'm pretty sure there's a demo

Yggdra Union, Knights in the Nightmare.
I do eventually wanna try KitN but the sheer amount of shit just on the screen kinda puts me off from even trying the games out right now.

Can't Thunder Fist him if my puggy is dead.
Should I be higher than level 27 for this? Also does Galvanic Finger do more or less damage than Thunder Fist? Been debating on whether to change out her +5 Crawler Knuckles.
Considering just farming Amalgolem solely for upgrading a Golem Coffin for my Necro.

I only have a PC and a 3DS.
Pretty sure my computer can't run MHW regardless, even if I pirated or something. It has a broken fan and heats up to 98C when I run a 2008 MMO unless I put an icepack under it.

Head bind stops the regen itself even through the guard. That's what I did when i ran a Brouni Pugilist

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talos principle

>potato pug
for what purpose
how are their stubby little arms going to reach it, they're like a foot long and they're the unluckiest race in the universe

pretty sure MH4U has the camera lock on

How? Talos Principle was so simple. I can think of three puzzles that I got slowed by, but they were more tedious sequencing and execution than actually difficult.

Every RTS game

I don't have that either, but luckily that has a special unlimited use demo that I downloaded and never played. I'll give it a look, thanks.

Read the thread title retard

Just up your macro game, big boy

dude, you're probably a poorfag in a third world country, just hack your 3ds already

play this one, it was designed for kids originally and as long as you stay away from custom maps and the christmas level you ought to be fine until the brutal finale
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???

I'm a leaf who skipped out on buying 4U because I missed the preorder bonus on it and I had just gotten 3U a month before 4U was announced. No bully.

Got filtered when it introduced the recording/clones

I was level 30 on my first and only time beating him, so you should be fine. My party was pretty similar with a herbalist instead of shamin and harbinger instead of warlock. If you have trouble with defense you should have necro focus on blocking with ghouls and shamin healing, although I'm not sure if shamin can do decent healing yet. Another thing that might help is the chain burst limit from necro or warlock, it's really strong lock down.
>does thunderfist do more damage than
yes, thunderfist damage is pretty insane and I'm pretty sure it's literally the best damage move you can have on anyone at that point in the game, with an obvious downside of hitting yourself.
>farm amalgolem
you can use ingots to upgrade your weapons instead, just level up weapons from floor 1 or 2 to +5 then break them down for ingots.

I beat the secret last boss on hard on 4 and U1, but I gave up with the rest, turned it down to easy or normal, I am nearly 30 with a full time job and a big ass backlog, had to finish to move to the next game, but I do enjoy them and pour like 100 hours on each.

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Star Sector

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27 is plenty
Galvanic finger isn't a damage skill, but you should upgrade your gear anyway
Buying and recycling weapons made from mine materials is faster and easier than killing Amalgolem 4 more times

>IV
Man I know that one gets flak for easiness but finishing the superboss with my party felt really great
>everyone's dead
>except Runie
>it has a sliver of health left, the eye is closed
>she has 1 TP
>use my very last Amrita II
>it fucking misses her with one hit and the other brings her down to critical HP
>Origin Rune
>one heavily bruised, out of breath little girl stands over the motionless corpse of the Warped Savior

That makes sense, if that stuff was challenging initially there are some later levels that are pretty wild, namely one of the final levels in the tower.

>a leaf with a shit tier pc and a 3ds
what the hell do you do in your free time

all of them

Thanks anons, I'll max thunderfist. I didn't know Galvanic Finger wasn't a damage skill, it seemed that way from the item description. I want the Crawler Knuckles because of Poison Jab freeing up Necrololi from poison bomb duty to shield with the coffin. From what I remember testing it out though, it's absurdly high in TP usage.
Shaman's healing is pretty bad (22 HP right now and her healing skill is maxed). Will try Chain Burst I guess. I suppose since I already got the golem's conditional drop the ingot farming makes more sense.

>I'm a leaf
less time fuck dog
more time play video
mh4u is good don't play mhg

Some weird shit happened to me on the story final boss from 5, for some odd fucking reason my Landshark or whatever the name is in that game, Fencer? Had 0 HP left but she was still alive, during the final turns, I did not heal her, she got hit and refused to die, it might have been a glitch but if felt fucking amazing, her will was too strong. That or I used some mechanic that I didnĀ“t know I had available.

any game which has a competitive online mode

X-Com. I can't into strategy and lose units constantly.

I'm currently getting filtered by the Samurai and Hexer boss fight in 1. Was breezing through the game until now.

>filtered by fucking arzuros

I'm playing EOV and working through the rest of the backlog on it. I'm content at home. It's nice having a computer (even a crappy one) and 3DS. Hopefully the 3DS charge cord doesn't die.
Sidenote, if anyone hasn't uninstalled McAfee, do that. It was what broke the fan on this thing, for some reason it was completely going apeshit one day (despite not being activated) and by the time I managed to uninstall it the fan was growling.
My dog's only 4 months old mate, all our other dogs passed away last year after 14 years of life.

Dwarf Fortress, can't do it.

baba is you

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>tfw look it up
>it was a bear, not a badger
I got pinned against a wall and couldn't get the camera out while I was panicking. I couldn't see shit while it was beating the fuck out of my character.

Now you know that walls are the true monsters.

She was tired of being called swingy sword girl

EO already taught me that

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Any SRPG besides Devil Survivor 1.
>try both FFT and Tactics Ogre LuCT
>get raped easily

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Kill the Hexer first.

TWWarhammer
I played a campaign, but it was lizards and you can do well by throwing dinosaurs at everything
whenever I go into an "easy" win I lose half my guys
I should try again now that the entire world is on lockdown and I got no jerb/physical school
Endless Legend is also cool as shit but I can't into it

>any TRPG besides the easiest beginner one
Try out Shining Force (the Genesis one) and some of the newer Fire Emblem games (on normal or lower difficulty). Stella Glow is also fairly easy but it's kind of bland outside the story. And play DeSu2 Record Breaker as well.

They do an insane amount of damage, but I'll try

*reads your inputs*

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>game has a competitive online mode
>completely ignore it and only play either PvE co-op or just PvE in general

S-stop making me feel stupid!

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