Quarantine life couldn't be any better

>Jack Daniels Honey paired with a vanilla Cherry Coke
>A Switch
>With a Mario game

Yup, it's a Nintendo fan alright. Actual shit tastebuds and shit taste in video games. Probably overweight and lives at his parents house.
Probably had a love interest and was too chick-shit to ask her out and is eternally buttblasted because she chose a chad over him and got plowed on prom night while he stayed home with his parents, beat off, and cried himself to sleep.

>Jack Daniels
>Jack Daniels Honey

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>jack daniels and coke and a fucking switch
So much bad taste in one picture.

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Want to talk about it, champ?

this.

Congratulations, you successfully found a way to soify even the fucking act of drinking whiskey

>laphroaig
fucking based

based
so much taste in just one picture
enjoy it op

It's just the kind of person I imagine whenever I see somebody unironically support Nintendo.

Cheers, but i'm more of a Johnnie Walker fag.

>jack daniels

user...

>honey jack
>cherry vanilla coke
>sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar
>mario
manchild confirmed

Very smooth. I have a lot of friends who hate whiskey, but can put down jack and honey easily.

Just drink whiskey straight. Stop being an underage fag.

Quarantine life couldn't be any better.

A toast to Yas Forums!

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that whiskey is based

>islay
Truly the peasant tier of Scotch

At work losing my fucking mind and honestly praying for COVID to take me at this point because everyday it’s more shit being piled on me when the people we’re serving can be reminded that the entire fucking country is a mess and to try and be understanding of things or operations are changed. Jesus Christ I’m on my last legs and it’s only been a couple of weeks.

enema is hot

>cherry vanilla coke zero

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>onions

REAL MILK HURTS MY TUMMY

Based quarantine.

Drink better whiskey.

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Are you comfy Yas Forums?

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>laphroaig
gesundheit

>baby's first whiskey
Sad.

>I want flavor
>but I don't want calories
>so take this drink and make it taste like shit but then add even more synthetic shitty modifiers
>but I'm also gonna pour alcohol in it lol
It doesn't make fucking sense. If the alcohol tastes bad, mix it with real coke that tastes good. If coke is too unhealthy, how about no whiskey or coke and just drink water. Pick one or the other for fucks sake.

>Hakushu 12 Years
I played Yakuza too.

the only good coke product right now is that energy drink they have, the cola in that somehow tastes better than the real thing

The sophisticated wannabe starter pack.

I just drink flavored Smirnoff vodka with diet coke

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imagine being so obsessed you look at beverages and see americans

>Eagle rare
My nigger.

This meme was made by a literal boomer.

To be fair, that sounds like a really american drink. South specifically.
t. Texan.

To Yas Forums!

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Coke and all of it's flavors and varieties are international. It's funny really, when I was in Italy all I saw on tables were cans of Cocacola. Most Americans drink water at restaurants

>"Drink better whiskey."

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Fheheheehehehehehhe

>Coke and all of it's flavors and varieties are international
no.

Do Americans really believe this?

>honey liqueur
Drink real whiskey, pussy.
>Coca-Cola
Stop drinking kid's drinks with your bitch liquor, pussy.
>Switch
Play on a real platform like PC, pussy.
>Mario Odyssey
Stop playing games for toddlers, pussy.

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Sorry, kiddo. There is a difference in taste between bad and good whiskey. Maybe once you're an adult you'll find this out.

Not him, but you're either
>underaged
>normie
>grade-A retard
If you're drinking jack. There are bottom shelf whiskeys that cost less for a handle that are miles above jack. There's even better normie tier whiskeys like makers mark and wild turkey that are cheaper. No reason to drink jack unless its free.

we dont have coke zero cherry vanilla here
we have coke zero, coke cherry, coke vanilla
we dont mix them all together in a big melting pot

They are around me. The state considers them an essential service, lol.

>To be fair, that sounds like a really american drink. South specifically.
You see, Yas Forumsfags are essentially like lab rats in a sense that the moment they're presented with soft drinks, it'll trigger their conditioning and they'll immediately start sperging out about America without failure. It's actually kind of sad.

Are Americans really that addicted to alcohol?

Yeah because grocery store beer would go the way of toilet paper and then the people with severe alcoholism would be forced into withdrawal and further inundate the medical system.

i'm poor so i just drink cheap rum

America is less alcoholic than most of europe.

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I don't know how many Americans are alcoholics, but even if it's .5% of the population, that's still almost 2 million people flooding hospitals in alcohol withdrawal

There are people who drink enough to the point where cutting cold turkey would kill them.
As to if every American is dependent on alcohol, I'm not so sure.

This Plus think prohibition. Closing liqour stores would basically be a ban on alcohol. Add that to the fact people are on lockdown with no booze and stupid shit would ensue.

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For me, its Jim Beam Honey
Gekaikan sake
And Glenfiddich 14 year

>liquor stores
Dont you have this shit in your normal supermarket?

I miss my gf

>There are bottom shelf whiskeys that cost less for a handle that are miles above jack
For me it’s Evan Williams

control states suck dick

It's gunna be okay, user. Everything will be alright in the end.

>How to trigger Yas Forums in 3 steps
>1. Take a screenshot of your Switch preferably with a Mario game.
>2. Make a thread with it
>3. Profit

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>And I thought I was a faggot by drinking Jagermeister

Depends on state. Some southern US states with shitty religious alcohol laws don't permit liqour being sold outside bars/designated liqour stores. In Texas you can't sell closed containers above ~16% past 9pm or on Sundays.

W.L. Weller for me. $25-30 for a handle and its pretty good shit. Doesn't deserve to be bottom shelf imo. Their pricier bourbon's are fucking amazing too, specifically their 12 year.

Utah is like that too because of Mormons

>cherry vanilla

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I was just checking console prices and fucking Nintendo Switch 2010 hardware piece of plastic junk is more expensive than an Xbox One S

What the fuck is this clown world shit

Imagine the fucking margin Nintendo is making on this

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>most of the posts are about the jack or coke zero
>nintentoddler still tries to play victim