Replaying bioshock infinite

>replaying bioshock infinite
>recognize all the elizabeth sfm moans
It has become literally unplayable. Thank you, Ken Levine.

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kek

sounds more playable to me

>replaying bioshock infinite

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>replay bioshock infinite
>realize its shallow and no fun at all
>play bioshock 1 instead

It's fun

Pretty sure that would make me attempt a platinum.

cringe
based

>Play Bioshock 1
>Realize it's a clunky mess with horrible level design
>Play Bioshock 2 instead

>play bioshock 1
>realize its a casualized and consolized version of system shock 2
>play system shock 2 and later 1 instead

Not too many people talk about System Shock 1, and that's too bad. I played it for the first time, and after setting up the controls to what I like, it was quite intuitive

>all those sfms of Liz getting nailed by shotas

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The games aren't even similar.

System Shock 2 already feels like a watered down version of System Shock 1

>play bioshock infinite after seeing all the amazing elizabeth futa sfm porn
>disappointed in her chest size
>no bulge
>can't bring myself to finish (in more ways than one)

You got those mixed up user

>play System Shock 2
> realize it aged extremely poorly
>go back to Bioshock

t. didn't play ss
ss is a high effort doom reskin with garbage controls
ss2 is in thief's genre

System Shock 1 has been free for years now, so I highly recommend everyone at least try it. I would aslo recommend the mouse look mod.

>hear the objective updated sound effect
>get vivid memories of the zone animation

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BOOKER CATCH!

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This is the biggest vidya disappointment of all time.

wait a minute...

>tfw Burial at Sea Liz will never be real

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Level design of 1 is by far the best and most beloved part of the entire franchise

I headcanon all the /ss/ sfm with Elizabeth as her partaking in the implied child prostitution in Rapture.

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Zoom zoom

Christ, there was a lot of Porn

Bioshock players are smart, right? Anyone knows howto hack this game?

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Complete the pipe dream minigame like every other hack. Duh.

A majority of Bioshock is Jack getting sidetracked. Cant just go to Neptunes Bounty, gotta get sidetracked and do dumb shit. Cant just have all of the Big Daddy suit in one place, the boots gotta be misplaced. All of Fort Frolic only happens because Cohen side tracks you. It feels like padding, but the combat isn't strong enough to carry it.

no it doesn't, the enemy AI in system shock 1 is nonexistant and level design consists of mazelike boxes

Bioshock Infinite basically sucks, but I really like the little jiggle that plays when you end a battle.

Howdy, Yas Forums! Your pal Ken here with a bit of a PSA for you all.

Please, please don't draw porn of Elizabeth. Please don't draw her gorging down Booker's 8 inch unit. Please don't draw her getting DP'd by Booker and Fink while they high five each other. Please, please don't change Comstock's name to Cumsock and draw him jerking off in a closet while he watches a group of vox populi go to absolute town on his fragile daughter, each one plowing every inch of her silky white body. You may have noticed her ample breasts squeezed tightly in a corset. Yes, that was my decision. No, that does not give you permission to make a POV gif of her pressing them together so that a veiny dick can paizuri her until she makes one of those weird hentai orgasm faces. But, most of all, please don't draw her riding me and calling me daddy as she claws my masculine chest (I do pushups). You don't know how it feels for me. Elizabeth is like my daughter. I would never want her to pull a condom off me and demand that I bareback her whilst switching between demeaning me with the nickname Kenny and verbally prostrating herself before me with the word 'daddy'. Oh yeah, you wanted a big daddy in infinite? I'll give you a big daddy (I do pushups). That's exactly what I wouldn't say, and I would appreciate it if you all respected my wishes and did not do any of that.

That's all. Take care, your friend
-Ken Levine
(Ps don't play Minerva's Den. It's gay. Play Burial At Sea. So much better+straighter. Especially because i made Elizabeth into a femme fatale ball buster. She'll make you cum buckets)

It's a good game actually

The Clash in the Clouds dlc for this is unironically based as fuck.

there's not enough straight shota sfm

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So /ss/, horses, and dogs are OK?
Thanks Ken, I knew you're an alright bloke.

sauce?

lmao favorite zelda

This, I hadn't played Bioshock before. I played infinite for 4 hours and deleted it, it's such a generic pile of shit

salsa?

There isn't, and most of it is garbo as expected.

I was about to argue but I realized what you meant by level design, and I agree. Every new area showed a new side of Rapture and expanded on how the city was able to function. I'm not sure why but 2 just didn't have the same worldbuilding in its level design. Wasn't as immersive.

good

Haha where would one find such crazy sfms? haha asking for a friend

>Replay Bioshock 2
>Think it's the best game on replay.
>Play Minera's Den
>It's the true peak of the series.

bet you love Gone Home too faggot

Her canon is with Coach

>don't replay any bioshock
>realize it was a shit 2/5 series from the start

Minerva's Den is cool. I like the relationship between Delta and his daughter in Bioshock 2 a lot tho.

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Replay Bioshock infinite, Liz moans while struggling with a lever, take a break and watch some Bioshag infinite, bust nut then start playing again, game looks good on PC. Might film myself stroking to Bioshag and add it to my video collection on Xhamster.

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>Ton of /beast/ sfm
I'm not complaining, but I've seen waaaaay more /beast/ sfm porn than I've seen drawn/manga/any other animation form. Why is that?

No interest in Gone home.
Minerva's den is a short sweet experience.

Keep going. /ss/ is my fetish and /ssfm/ is hard to come by. Doesn't have to be Elizabeth.

>play bioshock 1
>its a buggy broken unplayable mess
>play remaster
>still bugged but now in HD
>play bioshock 2
>its ok but randomly crashes
>play remaster
>same thing but now in HD
>play Infinite
>its shit with a stupid story.
>Mastubate to the porn instead
>there's a lot of good quality stuff

there is a fair amount of Jill and Lara Croft /ss/
go check out sankaku complex and use the tags; Has_audio, straight_shota.

Prone bone is such an underrated position.

Recently played through Bioshock 1 and 2. They're both good why must we fight?

what a radical statement...

...

Which one do you think was the best? I'm conficted. 1's story and weapons ar emore interesting to me, but Bioshock 2's gameplay feels much more refined.

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Bioshock 1 is mediocre at best and all of the good parts are just direct ripoffs of SS2. Bioshock 2 is just a rehash of a rehash with minor remixing. Prey is the actual SS2 successor.

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Jesus Liz the boy is dying

>Shhhhhh

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Elizabeth is so hot. I love her.

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For the most part I like 1 better. I think 2 made some neat QoL changes but why have me play as a Big Daddy if a Splicer with a pipe is a legitimate threat to my life? I wasn't super invested in the story either. Also I don't think they did enough to build on the plasmids introduced in 1.

>listen to Caro Emerald
>Just One Dance comes on

Can't even listen to it now. Thanks, Zone.

Remember, Ken Levine posted on twitter begging Porn artists to stop making lewds of his "daughter"

Elizabeth just adopted a cute new dog!
Pic related! Isn't it cute?

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liz is the best thing that happened to sfm
overwatch has the raw numbers but her animations and /ss/ is so much better

Didn't play prey because I was assblasted about prey 2 being deleted. Maybe I'll give it a try

I guess it's easier to make than in real life?

Elizabeth is like the SFM version of Sasha Grey

she also likes Werewolves

Elizabeth has the degenerate and varied shit. Same with the DoA girls. They the most out of being able to do anything with the medium and run with it.

Overwatch has super boring and vanilla shit only.

>Also I don't think they did enough to build on the plasmids introduced in 1.
That I agree. I think puzzle solving with plasmids would have been a really interesting addition(For example, using cyclone trap to move across terrain). I feel as if, even though they refined what was already there, they didn't actualy intoduce enough new content. Although, one thing 2 does better than 1 is the camera. Having to perform "Combos" on splicers is way more interesting than just doing some random shenaenigan and taking a picture.

>Replay Bioshock 1
>Realize it's a clunky mess with horrible level design
>Replay Bioshock 2
>Realize it's the same thing but with a few gameplay gimmicks and an absolutely pointless protagonist as a Daddy that has no affect on gameplay
>play Prey 2017 instead

That's my daughter you sick fucks!

Holy mother of jesus.
I just broke pants, desk and ceiling.

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I think Lara has more /ss/ than Liz actually...

>why have me play as a Big Daddy if a Splicer with a pipe is a legitimate threat to my life

lol agreed. I couldn't take the game seriously because Delta seemed even weaker than Jack did in 1. Plus the story was kinda stupid and Sofia Lamb was a shit villain.

Unironically good music though.

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Someone needs to edit together a compilation and upload it to naughtymachinima or something.

If you use a JP VPN and search 'shota sfm' into pornhub, you get a lot of good compilations.

I did replay Bio 1 and 2 and yeah. 1 was good until after the Ryan scene, then like always it just kinda flumps down. And 2 is just eh, I didn't want to do more slogging.

I love Bioshock 1, it's still a game that means alot to me in terms of my history as a gamer and how it's shaped my tastes long ago. But it's aging more poorly as times goes on.

Shut the fuck up Ken, you fucking ruined Infinite, and you get to sit and watch as your franchise get's cucked by 2k to make a new Bioshock that I hope is good.