Girl joins the game

This was absolutely everywhere in Cod lobbies, if you haven't noticed any of this then you don't play online games

>females are cancer
And water is wet.

Water is not wet. It makes everything else wet.

But water isn't wet

Didn't save them cos it was so long ago but there were things such as

>how dare you ruin her stream!
>how were you allowed on her private team speak, fucking die off you leech
My favourite though was
>you know she's not your friend? She's friends to us who she streams to

What is wet?

>LGBBQ
Dead.

What water touch.

Wet is water but water isn't wet

And water doesn't touch water?
Water is water and what it touches is wet.

No, because water is not wet.

What if it touches something water-repellant?

other than hyper-casual cutsie managment or whale-bait mobile "puzzle" games,
what games do girls play?

Well it can't be wet then.

Everything what's popular right now. Just look at the most played games and here we go.

>girl joins my life
>i have sex with her
things OP has never done

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I pretend to be a guy online to avoid these stigmas.

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fuck lg bbq's i only buy samsung bbq's

>girl joins my life
>leaves it worse than when she entered

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Overwatch

shut up, tranny.

You're a faggot

Water itself isn't wet, because wetness IS water. If water touches something, then it becomes wet, because it soaks up water. But the water itself isn't wet.

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>trap joins the server
>their entire personality revolves around being a trap
>people are less critical of them cause they aren't women
>quickly builds a following of orbiters and "ironic" trap lovers
>ruins the server twice as badly as any woman could

I'd rather have a woman join the server in any case. Shit is honestly the obnoxious thing ever. Even people here give them a pass cause they somehow think they not only believe they're somehow better than women, but aren't mentally deranged trannies in denial. Fuck e-boys and fuck their enablers.

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Well they are better than females. Anything is better than females.

Honestly dating women is extremely feminine and highlights your soft side. A man dominating another man is peak masculinity and nothing but testosterone. Keep living in denial, you little faggot

lol fag

Thank you for your service.

>girl joins server
>says "Hi"
>everybody greets her
>game continues on normally
>Incel gets mad
>starts making up fake stories about how da ebil gamer gurl ruined his match
>posts them on Yas Forums
>other spergs do the same exact shit

Based

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>t. triggered wamim

well shit i dont play popular games beside minecraft, and everyone there is 12
>inb4 thats a good thing
12 year olds are fucking retarded

Yes, I'm a grill

>not using iBBQ
fucking plebs

Popular(!) fantasy MMOs like GW2, WoW, FF, where they can whore for attention, cause drama, destroy what is good, get everything handed to them and get carried through the content. Just like in their real life.

You deserve to hide

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Holy based

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>a tranny in denial who acts exactly like a woman is better than a woman.

No. They're even worse. Especially since the only way one would know one is speaking to a trap is cause they pointed it out specifically, assuming they're a successful trap. So not only are they gaining the attention of a woman, they're actively attention whoring by letting everyone know they're a trap. Playing SCP:SL with one was the worst shit, cause every single time the fag got on the mic it was trap talk shit 24/7. Even the actual girls were composed compared to them.

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dont forget overwatch. girls love to talk about how they play overwatch all the time

women should cook, clean and raise children
women should not work, be allowed on the internet or anywhere near anything men do in their free time

honestly though, women are much more stable when theyre doing the shit that was actually intended for them

>girls joins server
>mute her and everyone who interacts with her

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That dad is based

>girl joins game
>calls everyone a nigger and tells us to suck her dick
>dick gets hard

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>girl joins server
>starts making pikachu voices

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Its a well known phenomenon though. I remember in WoW there were male only guilds. Because girls just caused too much drama.

Okay guys bare with me for a second here, but don't you think being a girl online actually fucking sucks sometimes?
Hey there's that cool multiplayer game you want to try.. oh but wait now you can't fucking use your microphone at all without 100 spergs ruining the game for everyone by obsessing over you for no reason.
You join a guild in a game, oh now you are always the scapegoat among the more incel players when shit goes wrong (which since we are talking about MMO's, is like 90% of the guild)
The only positive I can think of are the retarded guys who would give you items just randomly, but otherwise being a girl on the internet is literal suffering.

these are my favorite threads

The only kind of place I pretend to be a guy sometimes is Yas Forums in particular depending on the type of discussion. going "my sister, mother, gf, etc" is better than going "me". Otherwise, what's the point?

you will never pass

>tells us to suck her dick
Always gets me going when a female girl says this

I have lived for 24 years and played online multiplayer for around half of them. In all those years I have done quite fine not using my microphone with anyone other than my friends.

Fuck off with your imagined "girl issues".

>I pretend to be a guy online
Except you just made clear right now you're a grill
Show tits or GTFO

Ironic since those kinds of discussions are perfectly valid for girls, since they too can have sisters and mothers.
Kill yourself, tranny.

Based non disrupting femanons

dilate

This is pretty true. Whenever my gf plays any game with voice chat there's always beta males asking if she's a gamer girl. Or those niggers that just yell "biiiitch" like spurgs.