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Nah, the vents are always banging these days, they smell bad too so it must be dead rats or something

based schizo user

Who's putting this fucking graffiti everywhere?
This is a goddamn space station, not your urban alley you fucking kids

Um, I would throw that into the incinerator

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAANE

Fucking cultists and their vent orgys. Next time I wake up at 4am to the sound of chanting and fucking I'll lock all the vent system and vacumm it to space.

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not ALL of us culties are "cultists" uaving orgies user, several of us just find the artstyle of the marker appealing.

I wanna bang that girl in med-bay but her fucking engineer boyfriend is coming to visit soon. Im gonna fuck with the alien shit the guys found last week see if I can delay his arrival, wish me luck bros.

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I don't know what you bitches ate but there's a bunch of crawling yellow things spraying out of the toilet in the ladies' room and I am NOT cleaning that up.

I saw some of my dandruff clump together recently and its start vomiting and pulling at my eyelids at night, should I be concerned

Women and their periods, am I right?

Im willing to lick that up if I know which of you girls made it.

Just played 1&2 and they were great. How is 3?

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Bad, pretend 2 is the canon ending

good game however not as good as 1 or 2

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Did the engineering team convert to Hinduism or some shit? everyone has 4 arms today for some reason

user I'm going to have to write you up. HR doesn't take kindly to people judging the differently appendaged. Diversity is one of the CEC's strengths.

I'm thinking about going to some of those Unitology sermons, they keep slapping their posters everywhere.

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That's just the ol' space madness, it's nothing

It's weird how despite being indescribable horrors necromorphs still aren't as scary as regular left 4 dead plague zombies.

Being mauled and torn apart by some screeching monster without a jaw that used to be a person is somehow preferable to being bumrushed by a human wave of former people, getting nicked by one, and rapidly changing into a killing machine joining the wave on the spot.

Does anyone wanna go check out what all the screaming is about?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion man

I'd love to, honestly, but it's just that I've got all these symbols in my head and I've been writing them down on my wall. But the walls are all full now, all ... all filled with just ... it's so beautiful, oh my god

Hey does anyone know why we keep a shit ton of babies on board?

Whoa dude those symbols are sick.
Wait who's whispering? I can't make it out.

I think it's the realness of it all. I've got a few degrees of separation from cosmic monolith space skeletons but then with regular zombies you've got shit like train to busan which feels uncomfortably grounded

Whoever is playing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star on repeat can you please shut it the fuck off I'm trying to sleep.

That girl from Medical can't keep her legs closed.

Probably for the Unitologists to diddle
Oh shit man, that wasn't you? I thought you were talking to me through the spacevents these last couple of days
I thought Busan was overrated. It's a standard, decent, zombie flick but because it's Korean instead of American people keep fawning it over for some reason.

HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY DOG? IT'S BROWN, HAS MEATY WINGS, 2 TENTACLEHANDS AND SOME SPIKES. HE LOVES TO HUG

I think it's the fact that the movie has such a focus on character moments/development. Sequel looks like ass, though.

Senior ventilation and air cleaning engineer itt. What the hell is going on with babies, why are there so many in ventilation system? For last month there was 5 babies, and every one was mutilated in gruesome way. I think it was some sort of a maniac on the ship, but last baby attacked me when i got close, and he had like 3 claws on his back. Am i going insane?

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Hopefully never, it's a miracle the first game was as good as it was because EA. Not surprising tat they ruined the series later.

dead space would be unironically a perfect fit for VR
>slow, resident evil-esque gameplay
>focus on immersion with UI integrated into the suit
>lots of tinkering with your surroundings
>telekinesis
>Lots of neat weapon designs for the player to fiddle with

fun if coop, still poorly designed and a weird mess though
feels like a lot of areas were designed at different times or with a different idea of what the overall game would end up like
some areas are alright and pretty polished, some are copypaste asset dumps for getting more crafting materials

>your healthbar is on your back so you have to go to the bathroom and find a mirror

Nah I'm sure they could put it on your wrist or something

Altman was a knob

>SHOOT OFF THEIR TRAP DICKS

I've never used a Ripper for reassignment surgery before, but there's a first time for everything.

By the way if there are any Unitologists in your group you can use them as bait, they're OK with it for some reason.

Which one of you nasty fuckers did this? The janitors are about to riot over having to clean this shit up every other day. I know that Nicole chick in medical is hot, but at least go back to your room if you're gonna do this shit.

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Why do they freeze their corpses?

Don't you think its funny that, despite being only 20% of the crew, unitologists sit on 90% of command positions?

>he didnt neuter his dog

have fun getting mauled to death

why are janitors going around with black lights?

besides what people cant see cant hurt them smell is another problem though

ISSAC GO UNCLOG THE TOILET I SHIT A LITERAL BRICK AND ITS THE ONLY WAY OFF THIS JUNK HEAP.

Someone has blocked the toilet, where's the auto janny?

Hey guys. My shoulder blade has been hurting like crazy the last few days. I went to medical, but when the uni-bitch of a nurse came back with the results she just laughted creepy and said it was nothing. Also, my teeth feel funny and I keep bitting my tongue and inner cheek by accident.
What do you guys think?

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jesus christ leave the poor fuck alone

next time just shit in the airlock and space it wtf dude

The fuck? It looks like your shoulder blade is beyond dislocated

I waht use this ship for cracks into pieces damn moon!!

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Alright. Who's the chucklefuck who thought it would be SOOO funny to release A FUCKING GORILLA INTO HYDROPONICS?! Well I'm NOT cleaning up the shit.

This is your captain speaking. Do not panic in these changing times. It's JUST a space flu. Stay in your rooms.

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Space portions in 3 are fun, the rest is fucking shitty. Enemy attacks are cheap and retarded, everything looks the same, and all the necromorphs lost their horror because they look like dried up pieces of shit.

Duh. It's a shoulder BLADE. Did you not hit puberty?