A. FUCKING. VCR

Here's your PS5 bro.

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Implying zoomers even know what a vcr is

>it's the PS4 but slightly different
I want cool designs. Give us a modern PS3 fat Snoy

go back

Sony has no creativity, what did you expect?

Looks like an XB1.

Zoomers beyond 2005, sure.
I'm 2000 and grew up with VHS tapes and 5th gen consoles due to the cost of newer tech and scarcity of it in my area.

what the fuck are you talking about OP? They even have pre installed gamer gear attachment holes so you can hook up your claymore and flashbang

My first thought.
Sony proving again they are a gen behind all the innovation they talked shit about previously.

oh cool another fucking non-descript monolithic slab with no personality

i'd prefer the fake leak that was circulated, at least it was different from the contemporaries and had a bit of a similarity to the PC-Engine

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It's the yellow red and white cable duh

>hot
>hardware failures
>even ssd overheats

oh no no no no no no

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based, fuck sony

>another normie pleb filtered by GDC presentation when he was expecting muh conference show

I believe it.

I mean all console manufacturers do this
>Nintendo got cocky with the Wii and released the mediocre Wii U
>Microsoft got cocky with the 360 and released the mediocre Xbox One
>Sony got cocky with the PS2 and released the overpriced PS3

This happens all the time. History was bound to repeat itself, been posting about this for years now

it doesn't take much thought to realize all the fans will be following everything sony says with a magnifying glass including this conference. they fucked up their first showing. it's dumb mistakes like these which leave an impression. the narrative is very much against sony right now because everything they've done has been disappointing.

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this

it literally does. hilarious if real.

>Jason Shiller

Fuck off

he's a sony shill if anything so my point still stands. what he says is correct. they fucked up. hasn't stopped him from pushing this fake narrative that ps5 ssd makes up for a deficit in raw power though.

Maybe so, but man's right.

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who fucking gives a fuck? this thing is going to spend its time in some sort of shelf or dresser anyway.

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>#TranStation 5
>looks like gay faggot shit
not surprised here

>TranStation
>41% failure rate
pottery!

shows how little sony care about presentation.
Everything this gen from Sony has been low effort and this XB1 vcr knockoff is no different.

Kinda cool. Gives me PS2 vibes sorta.

it looks sharper than an xbox one, too. much more dangerous. won't be letting my kid handle this

god, I hope this is all true.
I want neo-nu Commiefornia $ony to eat shitand go bankrupt.
I hope Microsoft violently ass rapes them to ruin and makes them look like the weak bitch that they are.

Glory to Nintendo and Microsoft. Anal prolapse and bankruptcy to Neotrashitpiss$ony.

This. Thats why that image doesnt seem far fetched at all.

>imagine falling for the console meme
>again
How are you fucks this retarded?

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I really hope this is not real

Actually, sony also fucked up mid-gen this gen, they tried to release ps4 pro aiming for 4k, but the most it can achieve is 1440p on most triple A games, and still, it requires tons of optimization to keep 1440p/60fps so, every time DF does a video they always talk about how frame rates are unstable there.

what it seems to me, is that the same team that did ps4 pro also did ps5, meanwhile, the same team that did xbox one x(was confirmed by phil) also did xbox sex, and it seems they know what they are doing by the looks of it, my opinion? it seems some people needs to be fired by sony on the hardware division of playstation.

It looks like a suitcase had sex with an envelope.

>implying they didn't do this on purpose so they would purposely fail and make normie idiots rebuy ps5's to give them more money, so they can then drop a redesigned version they've had all along to sell more because this one "doesn't fail"
Create a problem, sell the solution, business 101.

Blame all the retards that stood them vertical or crammed them in bookshelves and cried when they overheated. Forever a standard box design because no one wants to deal with the next YLOD or RROD

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Those sharp corners look like a safety nightmare.
What the fuck is the purpose of that?

It's a black box which sounds like a jet engine. Nothing new here...

>advertise it standing upright in all promo material
>people use it how you showed them
WOW FUCKING RETARDS THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

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every time I see a picture of a crack in time i want to replay it, it isnt even that good I don't know why its like this

source: dude trust me

I don't understand why people keep saying that the PS5's drive is some amazing new thing that's going to make vidya tech leap like 30 years into the future. Texture streaming like what people have been memeing about has been a thing for ages in a lot of the modern engines devs use, SSDs have been a thing for a long while already as well and while the PS5's drive might be much faster than a ton of SSDs, that kind of speed hasn't translated to much better actual performance, considering that even earlier SSDs aren't that much slower than modern M.2's for game performance. All that this will result in is Sony getting some games with absolute black magic tech from their first parties like Naughty Dog and Santa Monica, but all other games are going to continue to be designed as they are, considering they have to take other platforms into account. And even with that, I doubt they'd pull off anything that couldn't be done with the Xbox Sex's SSD.

>generic boring square with logo
Looks like shit senpai.

>Jeff Rickel
Literally who?

PS5 is going to look like a a very thick pizza. Screencap this.

Ouye 2 is looks regit

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hole technology

>when the over educated, inexperienced youth of Japan starts to take over positions from their elderly
RIP golden age Nippon vehicles and tech.

Can Sony as a company tank another PS failure like the PS3 was?

women are finished

>a youtube comment from Jeff Rickel
damn. if Jeff said it...IT HAS TO BE TRUE
SONY GOT BTFO

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Hmm

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W H O?

The YouTube user Jeff Rickel bro, how can't you know him?!

that reads like a retards first venture on Yas Forums who thinks he knows what hes talking about

cope

Hi Jeff

bullshit or not, it is very odd that we haven't even seen the console yet, let alone seen anything actually run on the hardware.

>The YouTube user Jeff Rickel bro, how can't you know him?!
......

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Holy fuck, he is a singer too? What a talented man

PROTIP: the xboner x will also have severe overheating and throttling problems. It's been confirmed it uses a 315W PSU which only gives them about 190W of usable power for the CPU, GPU, SSD, motherboard, and GDDR6 vRAM.

It looks like one of their fucking Blu-Ray players released 6 years ago.

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Nope. Devs and testers have all said it runs perfectly.

>to rival the Xbox 360

ok dude

Source: Jeff Rickel

They actually already addressed this by splitting the faster ram for games, and the slower ram for everything else.

>consoles
>running perfectly
pick one faggot