Gf ditched me for the time being because 'muh quarantine' and I work in a hospital...

Get out of here, unvirgin.

Yes, but have you considered the aspect that she’s cute?

That's the trap, user. That way of thinking is exactly why CF is a neutered mess instead of an actually good villain route.

the telling of "don't stick your dick in crazy" makes me want to stick my dick in crazy even more

>I work in a hospital
OH NONONO
Probably already have it my dude
your gf will never truely love you

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get a side bitch

If you live with her and she went to stay somewhere else, she's a cunt.

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>Edelgard in Petra's uniform
I have questions

>me walking from home to my workplace (it's not far, maybe 35-40 mins of walking from A to B and I don't have a car)
>one car pulls over
>it's a lady I saw a few times
>''hey, need a lift'' or something like that
>''sure why not''
>try few jokes
>''are't you afraid you'll get coronavirus from me, haha''
>she: ''I work at the hospital, God knows what I have; maybe I'll transfer something to you''
>''but how?'' I ask
>she looked at me, smiled, ''touch'' her lip with her teeth and dropped me at the desired location
>''see ya 'round''

WTF was that?

I don't think you have a gf. Enjoy your quarantine.

i'm pretty sure she wanted to make you aware of dangers we're facing nowadays

It was actually because you have a switch. Common mistake.

I have a stabwound in my side from a psycho bitch. It's not worth it.

Yeah, I hate illegal immigrants.

Bleached versions of Petra's (Female) and Felix's (Male) uniforms are available for everyone as DLC

Holy shit her teeth just flew over my house

I did not know that, thank you

Bernie is getting upset!

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THE BOAR

3houses in 4k on yuzu fucking when?

Stop this.

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Were you out fishing user?

Anyone got a rundown on the dlc? Is it worth it?

Edelgard has the personality of a 3D woman though.

Villain literally gets cucked to death, buy it.

should've just rolled and backstabbed her
ez

the side story stuff is pretty fantastic imo, and it plays like older FE games which is good or bad depending on how you like your FE. it's short though and not worth the $25. if you havent played the game to death yet or if you want to do another playthrough, i think the combination of the other dlc's do make it worth $25 since there were new gameplay mechanics added for the monastery and six extra characters period

It's similar to older FE games with how limited in ressources and class selection you are. It's also much more challenging. But 20-30 bucks for 8 chapters thay end after abour 10 hours, 4 new classes and characters ? Hard to say. It does give you more paralogues in the main game too.

Shit taste, could have fucked Marianne, or Annette or Hilda.

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>six extra characters
Jeritza is free and Anna isn't worth it.

It's ridiculous how better the AA and shading these are compared to the actual game

>Is it worth?
Lmao hell no. You get ugly outfits and fanfic tier characters. If you think CS looks fun just play Fates Conquest, the gameplay is better and the story is laughably bad instead of CS's boringly bad

Anna is the LAZIEST addition I've seen in a long time.
>No supports
>Dialogue doesn't change
OH BOY A SHIT PARALOGUE AND A REPEATABLE QUEST.

Overpriced trash. New characters aren't worth it.

How are the new classes? I saw the 4 new chars and those 3 girls are pretty cute desu

>3
Makeup bro is a dude. A bisexual dude.

is it worth it? no. fanfic tier cast, more bloat for the monastery sections, zero fan service, bad outfits. they also strangely retcon the dlc in the main story, the entire cast has amnesia its odd

Why is Edelgard such a cuckquean

>3 girls
...

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>strangely retcon the dlc in the main story
The DLC isn't canon. iirc in the main game Aelfric was fired over a scandal the month before you can explore Abyss

Is he a clone for pic related? Because he wasn't a bad character

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Goddamn i hate the hair in the portrait. How do you get her not ugly hair?

i havent played them outside of the dlc but they're mostly nods to awakening i think?

trickster - sword/reason/faith
dark flier - sword/reason/flying
valkyrie - reason/faith/riding
war monk/cleric - faith/brawl/axe

in the normal game you have to be level 20 and get a special seal (it's cheap iirc in the new added area in the monastery) to use them, but i think some of them are viable alternates for advanced classes that don't have a clear successor from intermediate to master

>How are the new classes?
Dark Flier is amazing (as expected) but doesn't boost Magic Growth unfortunately.
Trickster isn't good but it's fun and works as an Advanced class for Byleth during that awkward period between reaching level 20 and the Story Promotion
Valkyrie sucks. It's a stepping stone for Dark Knight that female exclusive
War Monk is a meme that rewards all the shitposter that made Bishop Raphael with Brawl Avoid +20.
I personally like Dark Flier and Trickster but I hate Valkyrie and War Monk. Would've replaced them with Malig Knight and a Sword+Brawl Class anyday

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Wait so you’re saying Is a man? Wtf.

Edel is a great example of a 3D woman, she's just as horrible as one.

Yes, and he's a gay option as well like Linhardt or Mercedes so you can still fuck him. is his post timeskip look.

Fuck edelgard, she was my best unit and Hubert my second, then they had to go and side with the slithers. I didn’t know they were going to leave me

Yes. Just like I said, he's a makeup wearing flamboyant faggot

>"""asian""" masculinity

>gf ditched me for the time being because 'muh quarantine' and I work in a hospital
What a fucking bitch holy shit

You have nobody to blame but yourself for dating a woman like that.

Seriously though, dating in fucking 2020? You're dumb
Thankfully, you woke up soon enough to not get fucked. Have fun chief