Tfw actually have COVID-19

>tfw actually have COVID-19

>Yas Forums is the only place I get mind off it

>April Fools "joke" constantly reminds me that I might di

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user?

No one is dying of this that doesn't have underlying health issues.

*COOF* *COOF*

C'mon bro is just a flu...unless it mutates into a fucking pneumonia!!!

omg he died lol

don't worry user, just look at me, I'm fine

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no i think he just hanged himself

I’ve always wondered, is it supposed to be “hanged” or “hung”? Or do both work? It seems like “hanged” would be incorrect, like “he runned”.

oh okay
so user is hung I think

painting is hung
person is hanged

completely false. A lot of young people with NO underlying health issues have died because of this.

>so user is hung
bet your mom's pussy I'm

why wait,kys now.

what are the symptoms like?

There's always outliers with biology, but it's not typical.

hunged

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cough on some rich people pussy

false, they're just undetected underlying issues

Only inbreds die

They had a higher chance of dying in a car accident

ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

serves you right for calling it covid-19 like an npc and not wuhan flu or kung flu

which politically sensitive egghead thought up the name "covid19"?

Covid19 is super infectious, so a ton of people will end of getting it. Sadly, just like if a ton of people got the regular flu, a portion of them will pass away. When a shit ton of people get sick, statiscally, some people will sadly die

lol get rekt fag

How does it feel to have coronavirus user?

Can I get the virus please anons?

good

COrona VIrus Disease 2019

k

a lot of young people also get literally nothing and just spread it

It's a far removed, systematic problem for the older generations, for you as an individual the worst case scenario is somehow spreading it to your grandma.

>its a candlejack thread
hoooooly shi

nah, the worst case scenario for him is the literally borderline fatal case of severe ARDS that follows

pff, candlejack can't kill you if you don't say his name you reta

Am I still sick?

Well user, god bless you and see you in hell.

I’m glad that candlejack has the manners to solve the captcha fo

Didn't you just create this same thread on Yas Forums, you dumb amerifat?

So do I, most likely. Stop being a bitch. All I have is a tiny fever and some extra mucus.

If you're too weak and dumb enough to get a bacterial infection on top of it, you deserve to die.

hang in there bro!

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What did they mean by this?

What makes you think you don't have undetected underlying issues?

>13 year old boy dies in London
:(
>He was an Arab
:)

There is only 98% chance you will survive...! Soon there will be only 98% of us left!! >n

god forbid we implicate someone for the virus, that'd be racist*

*racist means "china signs the checks"

Yes, because we've taken steps to curb it.

Just like way more people would die in those car accidents you tards like to bring up if we didn't have any of the safety features in them specifically put in to lower the numbers.

Numbers that to you must mean we should remove them and not worry about it, I guess.

No 16 year old is gonna die from this

D stands for December, actually.

I dont feel so good...

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its ok bro, at least on here you're an immunechad

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Fake news, if you die from this you have health issues.

I wish the rest of you loser virgin gamers would die out like OP

That they knew about.Youd be surprised how many leave with health problems without knowing,some may even have the genetic makeup to die from this easier

If you don't have underlying health issues it's not that bad though.
I've had it. Worst I had was a fever and a headache for two days and that was it. After that I had nothing more severe than a stuffy nose. What's a bit funny though is that I lost my sense of taste for about two days and everything I ate was just kinda bland.
You should be good lad

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Stop being such a pansy user.

NEETs will inherit the world sun walker.