Hehehehe... and from that day forward, when a bunch of animals are together, it's called a TF2 THREAD...

Hehehehe... and from that day forward, when a bunch of animals are together, it's called a TF2 THREAD... unless it's a farm!


post cool tips people might not know about

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protip: to kill a heavy, shoot at it until it dies

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You can get a bind for party chat.
So instead of opening esc to type in itw you can use it just like regular in game chat.
bind "key" "say_party"
You can enable mouse input on scoreboard.
So when you press tab, you can hover your cursor over someone's name, see all their game info (kills, deaths, healing...) and with right click, report/friend/mute/trade/see their profile
It's in advanced options.

Aimbots aim using graphics, so you can countersnipe them by using fake stand glitch.

thanks for the tips

Healing more people than just your fuckbuddy Heavy builds uber faster!

Scout is capable of hiding inside Heavy's foreskin when the map gets too cold.

Medic gets points for popping uber, and you can pop it multiple times in the pregame, especially if you uber more than one person to make it drain quicker. It means absolutely nothing, but a lot of people don't know about it so they freak out about the "hacker" with 3 points before the game's even begun.

More people that run kritz need to be popping on a demo before setup finishes. You can recharge full uber on about 14 seconds easily

you can airblast teammates that are on fire to extinguish them
seriously why the fuck do people not know this by default, its in the fucking weapon description

When you're a spy disguising as a scout, you run noticeably slower. Pyro and engi are the best to use.

If a spy is trying to stair-stab you just hold still or don't go up the stairs. The spy will land in front of you then you can just shoot them.

you can jump up the pallet on the blu side of dustbowl stage 2 point 2 if you have enough speed, including being a heavy with GRU
similar to boost-dodging up slanted walls in UT2004

You can get twice the amount of metal from a dispenser if you stand on top of it

if you press w you'll move forward

Kritzkrieg is the best medigun in ALL CIRCUMSTANCES for pubs

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i warned you about sentry nests bro
i told you dog

Rename your Kritzkrieg to Hale's Own Killstreak Medigun and enjoy watching everyone run to their deaths.

>medic has uber
>keeps using Go! Go! Go! voice commands
>drop down into a group of enemies
>he pulls out his bonesaw to hack the enemies and we both die
not even mad just very confused

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The actual ideal zoom_sensitivity_ratio for sniper is 0.818933027098955175

Use a null-cancelling movement script to get better strafes.

Using 4:3/16:10 stretched to 16:9 actually helps aim.

No rocket smoke script is quite nice.

Console spam can make you lag a lot, fixing it can help performance, and if you can't, you can filter it with the con_filter commands.

You can still know your total kills/deaths by going to steam > games > tf2 > personal game data > matchmaking overview

You can avoid auto-balance by typing "retry" in console.

the demoman and soldiers can propel themselves with their own explosions.
this is known as an explosive leap, and is an essential part of the classes.

The payload replenishes your ammo but only if you stand behind it, where the ammo crate is.

cp_powerhouse is the only map in the game

Unironically bad advice.
Demoman and Soldiers disguises don't trigger people instantly since its rare for spys to use them. Backpedaling and bunny hopping as a Scout disguise can look genuine. You can fake disguise reload by reloading your revolver while disguised. You can change your disguise's weapon as Spy via the B key (default?). Jumping backwards away from chokes with your secondary weapon equipped and being reloaded while saying medic is generally convincing in pubs.

huh, didn't know that

Medic's healing rate is tied to how recently the person being healed was last damaged. Thus it is always more efficient to heal someone who wasn't recently damaged but is still at low health first if the circumstances allow for it.

Heal the demoman at 10 health spamming medic from behind you instead of your heavy at 250 health who's very slowly lumbering towards the point.

Is it really the B key? I've been trying to figure that out for a while.

But I'm just saying. Every time I see a slow moving Scout, I instantly know it's a Spy and kill him.

X+7

Additionally, spread heals around when you can. If there's no patients who need help immediately, giving overheals could be the difference between life or death for your team mates.

If you’re bad at sniper, use the Sydney sleeper and just focus on charged body shots. You’ll still end up in the top half of scorers.

Most people who've played the game for more than 1000 hours instinctively know when someone is a spy anyway, in which case scouts are still the best disguise since your actual hitbox doesn't change to reflect your disguise, making you harder to headshot.

As Engineer you can place your dispenser in front of the enemy spawn doors as a form of non violent resistance.

Remember if you play scout on Dustbowl, you're a full fledged retard.

Spy has a gun.

If you're a Sniper, wouldn't it just be best to just do bodyshots? Spies have some of the lowest health of the classes.

Standing still or strafing instead of charging forward to spies greatly reduce the chance of getting trickstab

Is that true? 600 hours and I didn't know that

yes but it won't affect how much metal is generated from the Dispenser, it'll take double from the reserve too
it's faster but it's not free metal

Disguising again as the same class you're already disguised as will switch the weapon your disguise is holding to the one corresponding to what you were last holding (revolver = primary, sapper = secondary, knife = melee). Reloading your revolver while disguised will also mimic your disguise's reload animation, if applicable.

>its real

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Pretend to be oblivious about friendlies and have them waste their time explaining themselves while you kill them

killing friendlies is one of my greatest joys in this game

Funny how all medichads are immune to the virus

It's better to strafe into your shots than move your mouse constantly, this effects the angle you're aiming at with hit scan weapons. If you aim at someone's ankles with the rocket launcher, you'll hit their and almost always pop them up.

I main Medic and I'm infected.

I haven't played TF2 in 3 years, but you can reflect rockets from the lvl 3 sentry as a pyro. It's useful for killing the sentry if you have a corner you can pop out from and bait the rockets to being shot at you.

If the Amputator had a looping taunt that could be canceled, it would be a viable alternative to the ubersaw.

This is actually the easiest projectile in the game to reflect once you get used to it, because you always know exactly when it'll fire.

doc, c'mon man

When you kill a heavy that’s holding a sandvich (or any lunchbox item) an ammo box will appear and when you grab it you will receive health and no ammo.

good tip bro

does kritz also give points?

THAT MEDIC'S A SPAH

Always uber before round starts in shit like Dustbowl
Lvl2 sentry CAN outdmg quick fix uber
If your Spy doesn't have a paper mask he's 100% friendly

do this but taunt after every kill.

half of the enemy team will go spy or switch team just to fuck with you

>k/d is still tracked
holy shit i did not know this, a buddy i play with stopped taking the game so damn seriously because we both thought this shit got removed
i hope to god he doesn't find out; though he probably will eventually, the casual/ranked stat screens turned him into a cancerous asshole who was only focused on padding his record

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>Always uber before round starts in shit like Dustbowl
how do you even build up uber so fast?

>switch to melee
>aim at enemy
>use battle cry voice command

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Dispensers can heal through glass windows
Rendering shadows to texture lets you see players hiding behind thin walls

>No rocket smoke script is quite nice.
Is there a version that works on valve servers or are you talking about no explosions script?

If you are Demo and enemy has sniper, try backpedaling

uber builds 3x as fast during setup and ignores overhealing rules
you can build a normal uber in just over 10 seconds by putting the beam on someone and doing nothing else

Yes, every uber gives a point except Vaccinator which gives one point every fourth uber