YA'LL'RE INVITED TO MY CORONAVIRUS PARTY!!!

I'M JUST PLAYING GAMES

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Welp it's also natural selection if you give no fuck and still survive while the old farts die.

How stupid are people to be this spastic over a cold?

Normies literally can't. That's why they're normies. It's like telling you to go without your computer for a month.

*cough*

Gotta love how the fear mongering and media incited panic is taking a hold. All so the government can claw for even more power.

Most people don't understand math. Especially those who are poor or low IQ. For 40-50 days, the US had under 100 cases. Even now, the US has under 5,000 dead.

They don't understand the numbers keep increasing exponentially. In 7 days there'll be 20,000 dead in the US. In 14 days, there'll be 150,000 dead. It's getting out of hand really REALLY fast. But people only see "less than 5,000 dead in 90 days? that's nothing", and it's really dangerous.

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Oi, wot 'ave we 'ere then? Goin' for a walk without a loicense?

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We are now open up!!!

Yup. Look at these dipshits:
In my country the amount of infected and dead is growing non-stop too and the hospitals are outright refusing people without coronavirus symptoms.

Imagine my shock.

The people are retarded and all, but is 25 people really considered a "massive party?"

I'm hanging out with my friends this weekend and you can't stop me.

What power. What are they doing. Let me guess you have no proof of anything.

based slavs

I brought enough diapers for everyone!

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I can't get married silly, I have to practice my social distancing.

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>normies
my sides

How stupid are you? Most people will voluntarily isolate themselves. One little gathering isn't going to change anything and doesn't require communist death squads breaking them up.

>100's of thousands will off themselves because they can't be more than 6 feet away from people
how do you get cabin fever just turn on a screen open your eyes hahaha

>most people
Nice to see somebody still has faith in these people. I sure as shit don't.

there's going to be consequences to this, think something like the patriot act

Let em get the virus they deserve it

>Has access to internet
>Has access to phone
>Has lots of friends
Despite this normalfag extroverts still can't keep their hands off the noose. What the fuck is wrong with them?

Yeah user, i forgot how colds and flu regularly see major hospitals run out of ventilators and ICU beds on the daily. I remember all those times flu made major cities like New York store all the dead flu bodies in refrigerated cargo trucks on the daily. I forgot all the times that happened over this short a time period.

They're depressed :)

They can't function without some sort of external validation. I'm convinced it's the reason we've seen such an epidemic of camwhores and the betafags who enable them. I'd say normalfags deserve the rope, but they're doing a decent job of it themselves it seems.

this is what happens when you cant buy toilet paper and its the hottest thing

apparently she had autism so she was actually one of us

>purchase webcam
>make account of social media site
>???
>lots a betas showering you with money and compliments
Stupid bird, what a waste.

infect me pls

PURGE THE IMPURE

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Naw Im good.

I dont understand the bong meme jokes on the quarantine when literally the entire western world is in lockdown with the same basic rules even more stern in Spain and Italy.

Hell the only place that isn't is Sweden and its being roasted for it with the amount of unnecessary deaths it will cause.

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I'm sick of hearing news about corona and even more sick of the memes everyone keeps making about it

fucking disgusting is that really what passes for party food in the uk??

You don't look so good breh

GET IN MY CORONA BUNKER 249h8mc

>mega paka
>niska cena
>czerwony grants
>lubelska
not even surprised, just by looking at the food selection and how everything was arranged on the plates I suspected they were of a certain nationality

test

Muh travel.
Airports should have been shut down months ago.

It's not been too bad where I live, actually been surprised really.
>Go for a walk
>Streets way quieter than usual
>Most people give a wide berth when passing
>Nearby hill has small trails and paths
>People go as far to the side as they can and wait for the other person to pass

same reason bongs get memed on for people getting arrested over tweets, even tho its happening all over euope

lol, is there anything easier than being a young, attractive, white female in the western world? Imagine not being able to cope when life literally could not be more gentle.

Truly natural selection is still a thing

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Test

What the fuck let me post

How stupid are people that they think government breaking up private events is ok.

how hard is it for these people to just get on skype or discord or fucking any other service that lets them communicate with others in real time

Yeah but travel bans are rayciss.

Don't forgot all the people now financially struggling, bet this lockdown created more homeless than people will die, now that's fucking quarantining nice job libs

The virus is a lie made up by conservative governments to enforce martial law.
Anyone with a brain cell can tell this whole shit is fake. I'm pissed off at people dumb enough to believe this shit and close everything down. I go outside alot and I cant see why people are reacting like this.

poorfags deserve it tbqh

You realize you are actually hurting people right liberal? Is winning that important to you? Just stop, turn off cnn, stop telling people to stay inside on social media, just stop.

>everything still open
>government forcing me to continue wagecucking
>90 minute commute to work 90 minutes back home
If I'm not already infected I'm going to be soon. Shit's gonna suck because I'm a weakling as well.

Ya the whole world is in on it too. They want us stuck inside so we cant spend money or go to work. That will show the libs.

>999

uk is pure cuck

Its not a lie. I'm a biomedical scientist in a hospital. I'm not saying it wasnt engineering by the Chinese government but it is a real thing.

>implying he's not a conservacuck falseflagging as a liberal

501672078
They just closed all non essential businesses where I live. too bad I'm an essential work

I work for the govt and in my building of like 200 people I’m one of about 4 that hasnt gotten to go home. I wanted a corona vacation so badly. I did get a 3 dollar an hour raise but I’ll probably end up with covid.

>One little gathering isn't going to change anything
You know what that's called? Spreading the fucking disease! Then their family are going to get it. Then their family will spread it to others. That could have all been prevented if you just stayed inside.

I love these nuConspiracy theories that don’t even attempt to explain the purpose of the conspiracy.

Bongs require you to have an ID to buy butter knives. They deserve to get memed on.

tfw work at fuckin burger king and am considered an essential worker

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Mandatory dismemberments when?

Thank you for having better fries than McDonald's

suck my nuts
orange man bad

Normalfags are absolutely unable to not chad around and have sex for more than 7 days straight

you're nuts
it's the onion rings man, the onion rings

501673082
Get a better job son.

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